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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Is it cultish to hate someone with a passion?

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

You’ve willied your last nelson.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

New York should invite Ted Cruz to the next game.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I always thought it was when Bonanza went off the air. 🤔

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I’m sorry your honor, I was so drunk I didn’t know I was driving.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Living in Alaska, Amazon has been great for getting so many items I couldn’t access otherwise. This will be the last straw.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I will always wonder if this guy foiled an attempt scheduled for later in the evening.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Yeenis is a polite way of calling kanye a dick. He’s definitely a yeenis.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I’m surprised he can say “nuclear dust”, there’s no way they wanted him to try and slur “enriched uranamimnium”

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I still think they rounded up the number. I’m pretty sure even some maga aren’t the trumpanzees they once were.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Is he afraid of leaving the country? A lot of people think he should be arrested.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

So, Rupert gets the guillotine?

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Is it fall forward, spring back?

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

How many more people can fit with the renovation? Where is the extra parking?

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I hope it’s shingles and it destroys his magic ear before creeping down to his mushroom area.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

It sounds like he’s throwing his hat in the ring to me.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Rats that jump ship are still rats.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Did the submariner have measles or…? That could raise some alarms.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Yep, those eyebrows look tweezed to me.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

“I’m not sure there’s even a place called Minnesota, I’ll look into it.”

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

I watched it when it aired on the Canada network and took 60 Minutes off of my record list.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

If Carhart made cornbread mix.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Spelled with a W, in case you didn’t know.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Why doesn’t he send a Halliburton crew into the jungle to turn that big faucet on and let the crude flow?

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

That would be coconut for me. I don’t know if I’m allergic because I’ve never been able to swallow it, I have to spit it out.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

He’s trying to get us to revolt so he can call for martial law. There’s no doubt in my mind.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I have a pair of birds for him.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Sketches of the new arch-de-trump.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Covfefe’s Annual Tiny Hands Award

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

A search for cursed ancient treasures but porn. In Diana Jones

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Coming to a keyboard near you.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

When they say “tell me a joke” reply with “it’s good to see you”. It usually goes right over their head….for a minute.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Church of the Devine Hatred of DJT

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

That damn Igor! Not very bright,that one.

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

I would wager that he doesn’t know the words to any song or the pledge of allegiance. Row,Row,Row Your Boat?

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Dale Howard @rdale55.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

He’s a vampire vampire. He loves used blood.

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