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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 5h

Top Euphemisms for The Poop Fairy™ -The Dropping a Presidential Hobgoblin into the Reflecting Pool Fairy -Poopie Pixie -Fairy Number Two -The Leaving a Presidential Puck on the Helipad Fairy -Big Beautiful Brown Brownie -Pete Stauber

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Did you or did you not vote against Joe Biden’s infrastructure bill and then turn around and take credit for the Minnesota projects and jobs it created?” “Senator, that was Pete Stauber.”

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Did you or did you not give a Duluth weather forecast on TV after eating Kentucky Fried Chicken?” “Senator, that was Jack McKenna.”

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“What if I told you I have photos of you all dressed up in snow and mistletoe, sliding down to fun below, and being nicicle?” “That’s Christmas City, Senator.”

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Rejected Names for ImOn Internet™ -"ImBuffering" -"ImIntoWeirdNamesThatMakeHorriblyOverplayedTVAds" -"YourDum"

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

More Out of Town Things Endorsed by the Duluth Chamber of Commerce™ -Cloquet paper mill stench -Blatz-soaked karaoke in Proctor -Those signs on Highway 53 from that weird guy outside of Cotton -An underwater hotel in each of the Two Harbors -Hibbing's Bob Dylan-flavored potica -Twig

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Gettin' Ready for the Minnesota State Fair!™ Duluth Mayor: Selling Ye Old City assets. Amy Klobuchar: Using free yardstick to measure drapes in governor's office. Pete Stauber: Butter-sculpting Tr*mp's ass.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Gettin' Ready for the Minnesota State Fair!™ Mike Lindell: Prepping recount of cookies in Sweet Martha bucket. Hermantown City Council: Signing NDAs with Fairborne and Fairchild. Duluth City Council: Deep frying mayoral rubber stamps.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

How Duluth Prepared for the 2026 Minnesota State Fair, Part 2™ -Three words: Seagull. Cheese. Curds. -New Blue Ribbon Mayoral Bargain Books ("Two city assets sold off for the price of one!") -Deep-fried the DECC

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

How Duluth Prepared for the 2026 Minnesota State Fair™ -City-Council-On-A-Mayor's-Stick -Superior Street parking stations only accept corn dogs -WDIO weather delivered by butter carving of Justin Liles

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

More New Slogans for the City of Hermantown™ "Use the force, Luke--oops, wrong script." "Come for the abuse from your city council, stay for the personal attacks from your police chief!" "F@ck it."

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

New Slogans for the City of Hermantown™ "Our audio ain't the only thing that leaks!" "As far as you know, we've done away with NDAs!" "Secretly disparaging citizens since 1975!"

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Today's Duluth Bluesfest Lineup™ -Mayor Double R and the Lester Park Switcheroos -The Data Center Wavethroughs, featuring Hush Hush H-town Admin -Trampled by NDAs

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Things Overheard Last Night at MN GOP Headquarters™ "Wait, ALL our endorsed candidates?" "This pillow tastes funny." "Seriously, every single candidate? How is that even possible?" "Stauber! You can't park that orange catering truck here!" "At least we didn't endorse any women."

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Pete Stauber Medical Pronouncements™ Tom Emmers' foot surgery: "HE'S FIGHTING FOR HIS DAMN LIFE!" Mike Lindell's hang nail: "HE'S CLAWING FROM THE DAMN DEPTHS OF HELL!" Tr*mp's pants load: (inhales) "IT'S LIKE A SPRINGTIME BOUQUET OF DAMN ROSES!" (moves in close, grabs spoon)

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Reminder: Pete Stauber was more angry about someone dissing Tom Emmers’ foot surgery than this guy being responsible for killing Minnesotans.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If the Duluth City Council Worked at McDonald's™ Customer: I'd like a Big Mac, please. Council: Quiet. You get one nugget. Customer: Chicken? Council: Absolutely--wait, you mean the nugget?

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Silver Lining, Lester Park Golf Course Edition™ -No petition on the ballot makes it easier to find the name of the councilor you're voting out! -Complaints from Lakeside residents won't be heard due to the hum from the data center! -More super fun mayoral videos about his birthday and stuff!

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It's So Hot and Humid in Duluth...™ -the Lester Park ballot initiative signature sheets keep sticking to the shredders in City Hall. -Jordan Johnson is drinking the mayor's water instead of carrying it. -the mayor's girlfriend wants to go golfing.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

How to Waste Time in Duluth™ -Find some quarters for parking. -Collect thousands of signatures for Lester Park Golf Course. -Email the mayor.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

More Benefits of Wildfire Smoke Choking Off the Northland™ -Coughing seagulls are hilarious. -Nostalgic feeling that washes over you when clothes smell like a college weekend at The Warehouse. -Takes your mind off the explosive diarrhea.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Pick a Punchline!™ It's so smoky in Duluth.... 1) ...you can't see all the Canal Park criming. 2)...the mayor and police chief released an '80s music video. 3)...Dan Hanger accidentally picked a new Pope.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Mayoral Plan to Tackle Duluth's Recent Crime Wave™ -Emergency request to city council for $150,000 to erect "No Crime Allowed" signage in Canal Park. -Remind citizens that previous mayor went to Minneapolis a lot. -Three words: Sternly. Worded. TikTok.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Reasons Ken Buehler Left the Lake Superior Railroad Museum™ -Kept accidentally tying himself to the tracks. -Brought cowcatcher home for personal use. -Misplaced one too many cabooses.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Rejected from 2026 Minnesota State Fair Food List: -Orange Whipped GOP Buns -Tom Emmer's Cracklin' Racist Rants -Sweet Martha's Bucket of Pre-Dropped Cookies -Pickled Pixie Stix on a Sticky Slick Pickle Stick -MnDOT Pothole Pie -"Fudge" Puppies

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Surprises at Last Weekend's Park Point Art Fair™ -Hardly anyone named Art. -City of Duluth selling beautiful handcrafted deeds to libraries and golf courses. -Bitter wind roaring off the lake mistaken for Kathy Cargill.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

How They're Prepping for Grandma's Marathon™ Seagulls: Using DECC patrons for target practice. MN GOP: Drafting conspiracy theories about why they lost. Duluth Mayor: Selling golf courses and libraries (ongoing).

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

How They're Prepping for Grandma's Marathon 2026™ Pete Stauber: slowly applying orange nipple cream. Duluth Mayor: making sure to stretch before bending over for private developers.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

How They're Prepping for Grandma's Marathon 2026™ MN GOP: convincing Scott Keenan to find the courage, do the right thing, and declare them the winner of last year's Irvin 5K.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

The latest act to pull out of Trump’s Great American State Fair.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

BREAKING!! God releases new Commandment! “Thou Shalt Fill Studio 4 in the St. Louis County Depot This Memorial Day Weekend” An Act of God by David Javerbaum 7:30pm, 5/22-23, 29-30 2pm, 5/24 & 31 Tix & Info: Brian@RubberChickenTheater.com 218-213-2780

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN, LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY! REMEMBER CHRIST OUR SAVIOR WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY!

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Mark of the Beast? More like Mark of the BEST! “An Act of God”, May 22-31 at Studio Four in the Depot. God takes the form of a Twin Ports theater veteran & unveils new Commandments. Warning: unholy words & Biblical situations. Tix & Info: Brian@RubberChickenTheater.com

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US? JUST A SLOB LIKE ONE OF US? JUST A STRANGER ON THE BUS TRYNA MAKE HIS WAY HOME?

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Last Minute Band Additions to the Duluth Homegrown Music Festival™ -Roger and the Dissent Stiflers -The Outtaheres featuring Kathy Cargill -Staubersux

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

So Many More Signs That God is Coming to Duluth this May™ -Kathy Cargill packing up all her golden, wet Cheerios. -William A. Irvin started loading up two of every tourist. -Pete Stauber is changing water into sulfide dioxide.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Lots, Lots More Signs That God is Coming to Duluth this May™ -After Twiggy the Squirrel skis on the water at this year's home show, she turns it into wine. -Wailing and gnashing of teeth have been moved to the end of city council meetings. -Proctor froze over.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Top Surprises in the Duluth Mayor's State of the City Address™ -Lester Park Golf Course being sold to Cargill and turned into a Cheerios factory. -Math is hard. Mayor-splaining is super easy, tho. -Only five protestors.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Lots More Signs That God is Coming to Duluth this May™ -The mayor wrote Him a letter. -Canal Park seagulls now bombing tourists two by two. -Jesus spotted scooping at Love Thy Creamery.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Way, Way More Signs That God is Coming to Duluth this May™ -Aerial Lift Bridge rises every three days. -Canal Park meters now charge thirty pieces of silver for ten minutes. -Justin Liles only showing temperatures from Hell. And Proctor.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Way More Signs That God is Coming to Duluth This May™ -New mark of the beast? 2-1-8. -Whole Foods Co-op finally restocking frankincense and myrrh. -Three words: Plague. Of. Tourists.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Even More Signs That God is Coming to Duluth This May™ -Jesus spotted at Grandma's, turning watered down drinks into wine. -Homegrown Music Festival nothing but Amy Grant and Creed cover bands. -Bent Paddle's spring beer? Easter Cookie Communion Wafer.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

What I Did With My Saved Daylight Hour™ Duluth Mayor: Gave it to private developers. Pete Stauber: Half hour hiding from constituents/Half hour licking orange boots. Private Developers: Slept in. Kidding! Used mayor's hour to say one thing. Used our hour to do something else entirely.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

More Signs That God is Coming to Duluth This May™ -Potholes are being fruitful and multiplying. -Thou shalt not take a city councilor's name in vain. -Mayor keeping private developer masses fed with one fish, one loaf of bread, and one downtown public library spot.

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Rubber Chicken BriGuy @rchickentheater.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Signs That God is Coming to Duluth This May™ -Pillars of road salt up and down Superior Street. -Instead of bushes, mayor burning all the secret private development agreements. -The parting of Lester Park Golf Course.

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