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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 10/12/2024

Err… ye-yes! That is… uhh… that’s exactly what we are up to! Oh, but GOSH DARN IT, you figured us out! Your only choice is to eliminate the electoral college completely! That would really stick it to us. Trust me, we would definitely hate that, definitely!

A post from Donald Trump in Truth Social that says: “The Democrats are fighting hard to get rid of the Popular Vote in future Elections. They want all future Presidential Elections to be based exclusively on the Electoral College!”

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 17/11/2024

Progress so far on my first attempt at whittling (it’s supposed to be a basic knife lol)

A picture of a Victorinox 7 Tool Swiss Army knife with alox scales, and a work in progress of a knife whittled out of a branch of wood.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 15/11/2024

I attempted homemade peanut butter! It tastes good and is incredibly tedious to make when you’ve got a shit food processor! Next attempt: homemade grape and strawberry jam

An open mason jar filled with homemade peanut butter

A closed mason jar of homemade peanut butter

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 07/11/2024

…… uhhh… hahaha ha… ha ha… is it… gosh, it’s really cold in here, isn’t it? >.>

Alexis’s hand holding a Swiss Army knife with the short blade extended

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 05/11/2024

Like fr I can do this all night

The crazy guy at a pinboard meme but with the Elon musk quote that says “If they will raid a house for a squirrel they’re sure as shit going to come after you”

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 05/11/2024

Sorry for beating a dead horse but credit to Elon: he finally made the most meme-able thing in internet history

An image of the Ralph Wiggum on a bus “I’m in danger” meme but with the text of Elon’s Twitter post that says “If they will raid a house for a squirrel they’re sure as shit going to come after you”

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 05/11/2024

This is Ivy! She’s a Siberian husky, she’s very huggable and snuggable, and she has the IQ of a cucumber but I love her very much!

A Siberian husky with white and red-tinted fur and blue eyes. She is intently watching a TV that is off-screen, and her face does not accurately portray her general lack of brain cells and pure love

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 05/10/2024

It’s important to read reviews before buying a product. That way you KNOW whether or not it’s any good.

An Apple Books review giving five stars. The review title says “I like this” and the body of the review says “Cause I’m a dinosaur”

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 10/05/2024

When I cleaned my kitchen I just found a cockroach but it’s cool I’m not bitter or anything

A Couple Renovated Their Kitchen-and
Stumbled Upon Buried Treasure From the 17th
Century
While digging deeper for more space, this family uncovered relics from a civil war.
BY TIM NEWCOMB MAY 9, 2024

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 03/05/2024

Prompted by a comment, here’s a source about the TikTok thing (fuck the NY Times in general but still): www.nytimes.com/2024/04/24/t...

The bipartisan committee swiftly embraced the effort. “What we recognized was that there were so many different approaches and the technical issues were so complex,” Mr. Krishnamoorthi said.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 03/05/2024

While I hate using The NY Times as a source due to their general shittery: www.nytimes.com/2024/04/24/t...

Its efforts got a lift after lawmakers including Mr. Gallagher accused TikTok of intentionally pushing pro-Palestinian and anti-Israel content to its users last year. Mr. Krishnamoorthi and others said the Israel-Gaza conflict stoked lawmakers’ appetites to regulate the app.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 28/02/2024

And then the Patriots became the man for a long time and I fucking rooooooode that wave and have no regrets, much like the wealthy who fought their way out of poverty. And now the Patriots are the impoverished again and I don’t understand why nobody likes us… much… like the… oh no…

The famous dril tweet that reads: "im not owned! im not owned!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 28/02/2024

tbf this is kinda all you need to know to understand me as a person

Two skeets from me explaining the formative life advice I received from my parents that made me an anti-authoritarian punk bitch: Always root for the underdog. Unless they're playing against the New England Patriots, in which case root for the New England Patriots.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 28/02/2024

Dean Phillips is in 4th place in a 2 person race in MI.* If I were an 80s comedian I’d make the joke “4th place behind uncommitted? Sounds like my ex-wife!” before promptly making billions of dollars and, ironically, later funding the presidential campaign of Dean Phillips. * credit for this in pic

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 21/02/2024

Trump just said in an interview that a dishwasher company came to him and said they're not allowed to use water anymore and all I can see when I look at him now is the living embodiment of Grandpa Simpson.

Screenshot of Grandpa Simpson saying "So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time."

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 18/02/2024

While grammar checking this before posting, I learned that there’s a fine line between “trying my best” and “making myself wet”

The original version of this skeet which read “Estoy aprendo español y estoy leo Bluesky Ñ. Pero mí español no es muy bueno, está muy difícil. ¡Soy hacer mí mojer!” This translates to “I am learning Spanish and I am reading Bluesky Ñ. But my Spanish is not very good, it is very difficult. I'm making myself wet!”, which was certainly not the intended message.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 18/02/2024

Slap a T and a little bit of 🇺🇸 on those and you can pawn them off on idiot racist hicks for 400 bucks.

A Temu listing for gold high top sneaks for $18, far less than the $400 Donald Trump is asking for.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 18/02/2024

The current state of Donald Trump’s campaign rallies:

A screenshot from the movie Spinal Tap of a theatre entrance sign reading “Puppet show and Spinal Tap”

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 15/02/2024

HEY GALS I THINK I CAN WIN THIS ONE

A paid Twitter ad with a poll asking who I think will win the Super Bowl, 3 days after the Super Bowl ended. The poll has two days left because only idiots advertise on Twitter anymore.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 15/02/2024

YES I CAN WRITE CURSIVE THIS IS CURSIVE I KNOW THAT ITS CURSIVE CAUSE I CAN WRITE CURSIVE YOU CANT WRITE CURSIVE FUCK YOU

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 14/02/2024

It’s sad enough seeing random fucks on Twitter pay for meaningless ads but now the random fucks are spending THEIR OWN MONEY to advertise for companies now?

A paid Twitter ad for dominos pizza from some random-ass user and not from dominos.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 11/02/2024

Biden: I am signing an executive order decreeing that the New England Patriots sign Drew Bledsoe to a 10 year contract as their starting quarterback. 2024 election results:

An electoral map showing Biden winning with 100% of the votes.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 02/02/2024

OH FOR FUCK’S ACTUAL GODDAMN SAKE ARE WE STILL DOING THIS??? DIDN’T WE SORT THIS SHIT OUT YEARS AGO???

Headline from Wired reading: Craig Wright Claims He's Bitcoin Creator Satoshi Nakamoto. Can He Prove It in Court?

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 30/01/2024

Well Elmo, democracy is in shambles and the 1% uses their considerable power and wealth to control the lives of the 99. And to be honest with you, I don’t think you fucking prepared me for this! I HAVE MY RIGHTS STRIPPED AWAY MORE OFTEN THAN I SAY MY ABCs, ELMO! WHO TF CARES WHICH CRAYON IS GREEN??

A tweet from Elmo from Sesame Street saying: Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 27/01/2024

Esto fue muy difícil en twitter….. necesito dormir.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 26/01/2024

Twitter ads are going just great.

A paid ad on Twitter from a user saying “Thanks Mr. Beast. I just started following you.”

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 26/01/2024

YEAH YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT IT’S ALMOST AS IF BEING SEEN IN ANY WAY TO BE “AGAINST” TRUMP LEADS TO SHITTONS OF HARASSMENT AND PEOPLE MAYBE DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH THAT KINDA LIKE HOW THAT’S THE ENTIRE BASIS OF THE DAMAGES HE OWES TO THE WOMAN HE RAPED

Tweet of part of the transcript of Trump’s closing arguments in the defamation trial:

Habba: Their expert has never done a reputation repair campaign. She said Joe Rogan and Candace Owens could repair her reputation. What planet is she living on? Now during the trial she changed her setting on social media to private. She could have done it before

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 26/01/2024

BREAKING NEWS: Paul Graham just discovered that Naziism isn’t an inherently ethnic trait. It’s “less plausible”, he says, that someone has to be German to be a Nazi. Tech bros are stunned and confused over this new revelation. Jesus fucking Christ, all the world’s money and power goes to morons…

Screenshot of a tweet by Paul Graham, reading: “When I was a kid I thought Nazism was connected with the German character. Nazis in WW Il movies were always so German. But the more I see, the less plausible this seems. The people of any country can behave like Nazis if they get into a bad situation with bad leaders.”

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 26/01/2024

Pinned and official. The ball is in your court, @drewbledsoe.bsky.social

My pinned tweet on twitter, reading: btw this bit will continue until Drew Bledsoe agrees to meet with me and gift me a signed jersey. I read a comment about the gist of the summary of “The Secret” and it taught me that I can manifest my dreams to come true or something.

#BringBackBledsoe

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 19/01/2024

I can think of a whole bunch of less bad things, like for example “not bombing them”, or “it’s not working so stop bombing them”, or “this has literally never worked in history so maybe stop bombing them”, or “ok there was that one time in Hiroshima but that was a war crime so stop bombing them”, or

News article clip, title “US Presses Ahead with ‘Least Bad’ Option in Confronting Houthis”, text:

US officials acknowledge that airstrikes against Houthi militants in Yemen won’t deter the group from attacks that have roiled commercial shipping in the Red Sea. Yet that doesn’t mean the military campaign will stop anytime soon.
President Joe Biden candidly described the dilemma Thursday when he was asked about the efforts to weaken Houthi capabilities after the Iran-backed group’s series of drone and missile strikes disrupted shipping in in the Bab el-Mandeb Strait, a vital trade waterway.
“Are they stopping the Houthis? No. Are they going to continue? Yes,” Biden told reporters in comments that fit his long habit of saying the quiet part out loud.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 15/01/2024

YO SOY NUMERO UNO EN ESPAÑOL! COMES MIERDA, HATERS!

A screenshot from Duolingo showing that Alexis finished #1 and advanced to the pearl league.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 04/01/2024

lmao at Donald Trump citing one of his own Truth Social posts as evidence in a recent court filing 😂😂😂

Relevant section of the filing: now."* The government's brief (at 3) omits the vigorous disputes and questions
about the actual outcome of the 2020 Presidential election disputes that date back
to November 2020, continue to this day in our nation's political discourse, and are based on extensive information about widespread fraud and irregularities in the 2020
election. See, e.g., Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump), Truth Social (Jan. 2,
2024), https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/111687076142669367
(sharing the report Summary of Election Fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election in the Swing States, https://cdn.nucleusfiles.com/e0/e04630c-63ff-4bdb-9652-
e0be3598b5d4/summary20of20election20fraud20in20the20swing20states.pdf); see
also id. at 4 (published analysis reporting that "investigations across the country have uncovered an avalanche of irregularities, unlawful activity, manipulation of election records, destruction of evidence, and fraud" in the 2020 election).

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 29/12/2023

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.

The modern day cover for the 1902 movie “A Trip To The Moon”

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 21/12/2023

Twitter advertising is going great.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 18/12/2023

Of COURSE NYC is the greatest city on earth, where else can you get both local businesses AND large-scale terrorist attacks?

A tweet quoting the mayor of New York City saying: “New York. This is a place where every day you wake up you could experience everything from a plane crashing into our Trade Center through a person who's celebrating a new business that's open. This is a very, very complicated city, and that's why it's the greatest city on the globe.”

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 15/12/2023

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 06/12/2023

I’ve seen some pretty dumb transphobic claims on Twitter but this one… this one sure is something.

A tweet from a very dumb person that reads: “Thats great. So when you are in the ladies room and one has to wash his penis infront of you..you wont mind. Add a grand child who is with you. Is what it is”

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 02/12/2023

Googling random letters just to see if the internet is working, and…

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 25/11/2023

Got my bookplate for the fantastic book, Number Go Up, by @zekefaux.bsky.social! It’s my 2023 book of the year so far, and currently fighting for the spot of my all time favorite book (and I think it’s gonna win out!) It’s an absolute must read if you haven’t already!

A picture of my iPad showing the ebook copy of Number Go Up by Zeke Faux, along with the bookplate he very graciously sent me for free.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 25/11/2023

I was gonna attempt a poignant joke but I think the fucking irony speaks for itself.

Quote from a CNN article about the stabbing of Derek Chauvin, the man who murdered George Floyd:

‘“I am sad to hear that Derek Chauvin was the target of violence," Ellison said, according to the statement provided to CNN. "He was duly convicted of his crimes and, like any incarcerated individual, he should be able to serve his sentence without fear of retaliation or violence."’

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 10/11/2023

Posting without comment… Okay that was a lie. Comment: LMAO Brianna Wu continues to be the Elon Musk of I-hesitate-to-use-the-term liberals.

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 04/11/2023

The year isn’t finished yet but this is my book rankings for 2023 so far. DNF = did not finish. I hesitated about including those ones but left them in since I plan on going back to finish all of them, except for Elon Musk (which you’ll note is at the bottom, for very good reason).

A screenshot from my notes app with my 2023 book rankings, which are as follows:

Number Go Up
Into Thin Air
The Lost City of Z
The Missing Cryptoqueen
Chasing the Thrill
Easy Money
Zodiac
The River of Doubt (currently reading)
Man Enough (DNF)
The Obstacle Is The Way (DNF)
I Will Teach You To Be Rich (DNF)
Into the Wild
The PARA Method (DNF)
Building a Second Brain
Elon Musk (DNF)

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 03/11/2023

Oh god, PLEASE let this happen! SBF giving more idiot interviews from prison and talking his way into a longer prison sentence would be the perfect cherry on top of this case.

A tweet from Inner City Press that says: “Good question - I was surprised that SBF's conditions (of confinement) weren't raised by Cohen last night. Though arrogant interviews from the MDC could weigh in his sentencing in March, if that's when it happens (Trevor Milton still hasn't been sentenced)”

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rcbridges @rcbridges.com · 27/10/2023

I believe one @davidgerard.co.uk wrote a fantastic book about that whole fiasco, name of Libra Shrugged, for all those who want to know more about what happened.

Book cover for Libra Shrugged by David Gerard

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