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Robin Borgestedt

@rborgestedt.bsky.social
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Human, parent, lawyer, dog lover. Riding a wave of sarcasm and sass. 💙🌻🤪

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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Grew up in a 100% Miracle Whip house. I never knew that that made me a freak or that this was such a divisive issue!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So inconsistent with the judges across the country, and especially those on SCOTUS, crying that they need ever increasing - and increasingly more expensive security measures! But, sure - guns for everyone!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Or . . .
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Muppets: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker
ALT: Muppets: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They probably lured him in with the smell of Happy Meals and just told him it was a new type of elevator,so he didn't have to walk down the stairs from Air Force One.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
And what a liar! He’s never been good at anything - not even lying. www.facebook.com/share/r/1EUQ...
facebook.com
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I don't trust any data from this administration. We all have to assume they always tip the scales in their favor and lie as easily as they breathe.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
And not once have I seen anyone point out the ridiculous effing irony of the fake justification of the added tariffs on Canada "because of the smoke" when this Admin has been GUTTING clean air protections at home!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Then schedule the special election and don’t cancel it unless The Turtle shows his face at the Secretary of State’s office.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
But he has literally NEVER met a situation he wouldn’t try to monetize in his favor. What does he care about an apology? He wants a payout, and maybe a special side deal for Jr. or Ja-vanka.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Exactly *because* he isn’t one if Trump’s buddies. Heaven forbid a regular working stiff should monetize his position - throw the book at him. They’re all horrible.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mitch McConnell’s family bought it to send to Congress to sit in his seat. It’s more life-like that the real Mitch at this point.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Surely AI or a good photo editor could swap out the newspaper from an old photo.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Nice to be reminded that he has such a deep understanding of the limits on presidential powers.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
No. “The DONALD J. TRUMP White House.”
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He can't even control the Reflecting Pool! And let's not forget his ridiculous, embarrassing loss in Iran. How many times has he "won" that war so far? In fact, if Iran is anything to go by, perhaps Denmark could come out ahead - maybe win control of Maine or something after negotiations with Jared.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I just can’t figure out how it has been a month since last Thursday.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I thought this was about one of the Trumps first. Had to scroll down to see what it was actually referring to!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
On the other hand, would YOU want the job of rubbing the bronzer in on that bloated pig in petrified hot dog skin? Get in and get out an tell him he looks great before you flee.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
No. If his lips are moving, he is lying. That’s the tell.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It’s worse than the cult just “buying it.” They WANT to be lied to. They’re hungry for it. Anything to let them keep up the facade.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Is that J. Dum Vance or J. Dumb Vance?
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m sure they were just fighting over who got to go first. 🙄
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wow! They should see the crap SOME folks post on Truth Social in the middle of the night! Whew! Talk about fodder for charges!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Maybe the problem is that "American Flag Blue" just isn't as blue as it used to be after all the assaults it has taken under this administration. It's fitting that it's now a foul, fettid green.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'd go further and say you couldn't pay me enough to MAKE me watch it.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If anyone sees frogs, boils, hail, and blood on one of the fighters as night falls, then let's keep our eyes on that first born son!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If only he had a brother named WayneMark.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hopefully, by deafening booing!!!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
🤢🤮
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Surprising absolutely no one.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
With or without condiments, this is an excellent and worthy distraction from our political hellscape and I am forever grateful for this content!!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
@devincow.bsky.social Pretty sure if you laid the bloviated orange blimp on his back in the middle of either one he wouldn’t be able to roll over!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Pretty soon, we will have to get a "Trump" at the bank so we can fill up our gas tank and maybe buy a drink at the gas station.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Just more dumbing-down of people who apparently already lack the critical thinking skills they need. It shouldn't need to be said that you need an actual brain to brainstorm.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Will that be before or after Infrastructure Week and his new plan for healthcare?
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why does her hair look like it was styled by the water ballet team?
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Well, he can’t see any corner stores from his golden toilet, so they can’t be real.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If only he was speechless. It’s a day many of us dream of!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Just another Friday for Boston drivers! Well, except that we TRY to hit the obstacles!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Did she ever agree, explicitly, never to push HIM out of a plane without a parachute, or is that still fair game? 'Cause, honestly, if his pie hole keeps flapping, she either needs to jump or push him out of the plane.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Maybe they have the KitKats too!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It’s almost like he has no knowledge of the law! And nobody left who has the guts to tell him! Shocking!!!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
And there were actually three days between noon and 8 pm today, so that's quite a feat.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Or if 4/5 of his children didn’t have immigrant mothers.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
She breathes air and there's "air" in "Air Force." I am pretty sure that's as deep as it goes.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Maybe they did and their copy editor made them drop the “Ur-“!
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I’d slap my hands together until they fell off if it would keep that Tangerine Windbag from making any more noise.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Right after Infrastructure Week. The Gaslighting of the Union.
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Robin Borgestedt @rborgestedt.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The Gaslighting of the Union.
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