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Ballskin Robbins

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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Come to Butthead.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Miss my boy. On Rascal’s 41st birthday, my girl is getting her right front leg ripped off. Apparently she’s done. We get her @ 6 pm.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😂
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Soon, I need to head to PetSmart. Gonna buy a litter box to put in my bedroom, so I can hear my partially-hairless, three-legged cut loose at 3 AM for the next several weeks.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is how my cat will be later on today. Fuck.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah. Fuck you, Sam. 🖕🏼
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Alito says Supreme Court can’t stem emergency appeals and voices concern over Trump’s rhetoric
Some of President Donald Trump's rhetoric about members of the Supreme Court isn't sitting well with one of his favorite justices.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YES, I am having an old fashioned at 8:30 am on a Wednesday. 🥃 Just dropped my baby girl off. They’re gonna remove a leg. Fuck. 😿
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump is declining international election monitors in the United States for first time in over two decades, aligning the country with Russia. Trump will instead deploy his own election monitors to polling sites across the country. www.ms.now/news/trump-m...
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Joel NAFO @joelmonterrey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the Trumper who coined the term TDS.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
October 6, 2026 #NorthSea it looks like a scene straight out of a disaster movie. A massive wave came crashing into a cargo ship during a severe storm completely engulfing its bow as heavy rain and powerful winds battered the vessel
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Coworker right now. Meanwhile, just poured myself a 5-6 oz whiskey. Fuck it all.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had to celebrate our Total Wine (& more) opening in Lansing recently. Replaced JoAnn Fabrics down at Frandor lol. Pretty solid upgrade. 🥃
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My uncle actively helped make this country what it is right now. It’s extra horrifying for me.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kegsbreath is really doubling down on this morning erection check thing isn’t he.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh fuck 😂
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 04/10/2026
Trump keeps saying that a 1929-style Great Depression is likely during the second half of his term. Quite the midterm message.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The latest South Park 😂
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🚨🚨🚨Look at what 🇮🇱 is doing
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t mean to brag, but I’ve made it to level 50 in Dig Dug lol. BTW this is awesome if you’re on iOS. I don’t even see the option to pay. 😍 apps.apple.com/app/id674678...
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone else feel like you’ve overstayed your visit on Earth? I just feel… done. I don’t wanna do it anymore. Not here whatsoever for me any longer.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man. This is gonna be my baby girl Milá on the seventh. What would have been my dog’s 41st birthday, btw. 😿
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAGA Farmers Right Now
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been in IT support since 1999… how is “being computer illiterate” still an acceptable thing to say? ¼ way into the 21st century ffs. You should be fired if you utter that phrase.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gotta be honest. I’ve never lived in a place that I love. Until now. I didn’t hate where I was, but where I am now people don’t have to drive through, they come here intentionally. Or to get to Canada 😂. I do love this weird ass state though. Not super liberal nor conservative. 👌
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some days I really like my job. This is one ‘of em. I definitely don’t belong in the Information Technology field, but I don’t know what the fuck else I would do. Jizz Mopper? Lots of real assholes in this discipline. Couple good ones. Nah. I have global admin access and can Google. 😂
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol anyone else use automation to make the mouse jiggler run? 😂 I work as much as I had in an office but it makes me paranoid if I make a Costco run at 10 AM on a Tuesday. I wanna be seen as available.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is cool. My piece of shit uncle has donated a metric fuck ton to right-wing hate groups. He’s largely why I hate Christianity. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationa...
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National Christian Foundation - Wikipedia
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dipshit Schmitt
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂 it’s like the “Our pool is bigger than skyscrapers” poster lolol
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just congratulated a friend on getting a prenup. It’s fun being 48. 
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Catio™ has been the biggest upgrade to my life in years.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*reels in balls*
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Plus… last time I saw unc he was hitting’ a weed vape lol. I turned it down but I didn’t tell him it was because I was already stoned. Guy was the comptroller at his bro’s company.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly wonder though if other unc knows how much I loathe his brother. 😂 Even those in my hometown hate him. They’d ask about dad or my other uncle. One lady sneered and said “we don’t talk about him!”’
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*gestures wildly* Fuck everything. 😂 I feel like Andy Rooney sometimes; An old man pissing in the wind.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would not be shocked if Ron Blue were in the Trumpstein files, to be honest. Hope not. Anyway lol. Made me nostalgic. Messaged my other uncle. He’s a real good guy.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How is this piece of human shit still alive but his brother is dead… Fuck you, Unc. For real. I’m not the only one who hates their billionaire grifter “Christian” uncle at least. My other uncle is a great guy. So was dad. Ron should have been swallowed. Fucked part is I miss his sons / cousins
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My girl is gonna lose her right arm. It’ll be 2-3k for the surgery. Paid $1012 last evening to diagnose it all. I made a joke “just rip her arm off.” Fuck. I’m gonna have a tripod cat and I feel terrible for her. Even if I did have kids, I don’t think it’d make me calloused enough to not care.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t get 2016. At that point, he already told us he was a rapist. He suggested he was a pedophile, and he had been a conman since some of my earliest memories in the early 1980’s. I don’t give any of his voters a pass. Fuck all of them.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not sure why I’m in this Entra group but I probably belong. 😔 Also Dick Lab is the biggest lol. Seriously. Top (tip?) of the SharePoint users. Ugh. Gonna love figuring out how to jam 25 TB into the new 100 GB quota (which was never communicated to our users).
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Update: The Texas Tribune identified Gregory Feathers as the ICE agent who fatally shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston.
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ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston identified
The federal government has withheld his identification, even as major state and local law enforcement agencies across the country typically identify officers involved in shootings on the job soon afte...
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Diesel is like $6 / gallon and Repubs out there worried about bathroom usage and children’s genitalia.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“William Lawrence said ‘F the police!’ He’s a cop-hating socialist!!1!” The Lansing PD specifically. Same fucks who didn’t bother to follow up on my stolen camper even with video, an address, and everything handed to them. So yeah, fuck the LPD. These ads from the repubs are so fucking lame.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My baby Milá is gonna lose a front leg. 😿 She doesn’t deserve it. Getting fucked up two different ways on this particular Monday. Ugh.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feedin’ the livestock.
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nullifie @nullifie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis' This is like water saying water is wet.
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Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis'
The Bush-era GOP political operative also said Republicans would be winning the battle for Texas' U.S. Senate seat if John Cornyn was the nominee.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe it’s because I’m in a swing state now but man… the negative ads against Democratic candidates are hilarious. They all feel like they’re from 2007. “William Lawrence a cop-hating socialist!” Yeah. No shit. That’s why I voted for him 😂.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been using Claude to write scripts. Thought he’d appreciate the change of topic, but I’ve scared him.
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Ballskin Robbins @rblue78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know how insane I sound when I say “aliens abducted me and took my blanket,” yet I can’t shake it… Blanket was gone. Parents confirmed. The memories I do have just don’t feel like a dream. It’s crazy shit but I didn’t even know what a UFO was at the time. 🛸
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