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Randy B

@rbdancer.bsky.social
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Happily married older guy in northeastern New Mexico, interested in social justice and reclaiming our democratic republic from the incompetent, amoral, and greedy fascists currently in charge.

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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 8h
Meanwhile, Trump has found a Baptist preacher to support this deeply immoral idea:
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 8h
No, you didn't "win a war" in Venezuela, and even if you did, that's not a Peace Prize credit. Also, learn to spell Alfred Nobel's name if you want one of his prizes. (Killing school children in Iran is kind of a negative, too.)
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What??? Is ANYONE still voting for this in November? ???
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Assuming, of course, that Trump realizes Brazil is not India, and never tumbles to what the word "security" actually means (he thinks it's an investment, not a responsibility, which pretty much sums up his entire understanding of economics).
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not one, not two, but SIX posts on TS so far reflecting DJT's obsession with crowd numbers. He seems to view his job as pumping up his reputation, without any need to respect his Oath of Office, because "I am the code" 🤬
Carefully cropped and lit pictures showing a lot of white people cheering Trump in an arena. Undated and un-credited.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's always Opposite Day in Trumplandia. All bluster, no brains.
Beneath the giant Super Intelligence header is a photo of DJ Trump with his hands formed into fists on a desk or table, probably in the Oval Office, since there are US and military flags in the background. He wears a scowl on his face that looks like he's trying to go to the bathroom, perhaps, or he has gas?
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Quick, Natalie, show this to your boss before he sends the dozers to the Kennedy Center! 😎
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It seems there is not one world event that Donald Trump will not attempt to make about himself. Laura Loomer clearly has no shame for thinking that an appropriate reward to heroism is a signed MAGA hat. It's vipers all the way down, folks.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is what the US President does during his work day (after his nap).
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Always worth remembering: there are no adults in the room.
Cartoon showing an exaggerated Donald Trump figure with a giant swoopy hairdo reading a book titled "Ending Wars for Dummies: A Picture Book". His body is drawn to simulate a child's body, in a too-large chair, and the table comes almost up to the knot on his red tie.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait — hiring a Fox News host who never served in a command capacity was a bad idea? How could Republican Senators who thought Trump was a genius in every arena have objected to his choice of a Fox talking head as SecDef? Babes in the woods.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why are the legal justifications for murder on the high seas not subject to public scrutiny? More "national security" baloney from the primary threat to national security: the Trump administration. How long before all the Federalist Society judges outnumber the ones actually following our laws?
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
War in the Middle East, War in Ukraine, inflation up, consumer confidence way down, and the US President is posting videos of the Presidents' Cup golf tournament featuring himself prominently displayed. Apparently he got his "super intelligence" to make him a fancy logo, all about him. 🤮
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess the only ratings he doesn't pay attention to are his own. 😜
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The NY Times caption says, "President Trump and Chinese President Xi Jinping, with their wives, attend the state dinner ..." Trump never misses a chance to grab the spotlight, and in the most boorish way imaginable. Who's in front, here? The term "white trash" was invented for people like him. 🤢
Photo of the interior of the White House, with armed and full-dress-uniformed military guards, showing, left to right, Chinese President Xi's wife, Madam Peng, Xi, Donald Trump, and Melania Trump walking.

Donald is leading the entire group, including Melania, who is about a half-step behind him, even though they are holding hands. Trump and Xi are looking at the camera; Xi's expression is neutral. Trump seems to be mugging. Madame Peng and Melania Trump are looking straight ahead.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hungry children have a hard time learning. But Trump's administration doesn't care about children, or education. Diverting money from feeding and teaching our kids is part of the reordering of the budget to line the Trump family coffers.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
More insanity; shots of the rotund president hitting golf balls, weird rants about potash from Poland and other random eruptions, plus this (he's looking at Europe):
Shows a globe map with Donald Trump's face behind it, scowling at what looks like the European and African continents, since the Western Hemisphere is facing the camera point of view.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So much for an oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America: a direct assault on the First Amendment.
AI-generated picture of the US White House. There are three leaf-collection-type trash bags pictured on the lawn, each emblazoned with the logo of one of the three media outlets "banned" by Trump. Left to right, CNN, MSNBC (now known as MS NOW, but typical Trump disdain for accuracy and detail), and Politico. Clearly, Trump is saying these media outlets are "garbage."
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looks like Natalie Harp is up to her tricks again. This is total fantasy:
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You'd think a US President wouldn't have time to watch a news network 24/7, but DJT has rewritten all the rules. Governance, shmovernance!
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Donald J. Trump is not the stupidest man in the world (but he's for sure in the running), he is undoubtedly the stupidest man with control of nuclear weapons. If we stopped trading with those countries, unemployment would skyrocket and investment would tank. Wharton is not a great school, huh?
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Any normal human being might have just gone ahead, done renovations, and lobbied for thanks and approval afterwards. Another reminder that the US President is not normal, and his status as a human remains subject to further proof. 🤬
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Win: Trump can't use the USPS to rig this election Loss: Kavanaugh says he can do it next time Can't wait to see Alito and Thomas's dissent with quotes from dead founders via séance. 😏
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Luckily for our over-stretched, over-matched, and apparently testosterone-lacking military forces, we have ramped up our production of Exquisite and Elite weapons like nobody ever has before.
This ChatGPT image is styled as an advertisement by a weapons manufacturer selling "Exquisite" and "Elite" weapons systems per the current POTUS's social media post. Pictured are Patriot, Tomahawk,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        THAAD, and drone systems. Marble and gold are the primary motifs, along with black
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is that rare moment when Trump is accidentally correct. America is not a country.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wait — I thought we already won the war, like, six or seven times already. Oh well, I guess we just have to keep winning. He was right: I'm tired of all this winning.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sorry, folks, this one should trigger the 25th Amendment. It won't, but it should.
AI generated simulation of a photograph showing Donald Trump and several US Cabinet members seated in the gilded Oval Office. A person dressed as George Washington is seated in the visitor's chair as Trump gestures as if speaking.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sorry, US Congress, Cabinet, and Supreme Court — if you think this guy is preserving and protecting the US Constitution, you need impeaching as much as he does.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is the same guy who is currently trying to rig the midterm election to prevent Democrats from voting. Never forget: Every Trump accusation is a confession.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Corporations are definitely NOT people owldancer.substack.com/p/paper-shar...
Computer-generated graphic showing four panels illustrating the irony of calling corporations "persons" or "people" — clockwise from top left:
1. Human-bodied "bride" with paper stack for a head being married to a human-bodied "groom" with a skyscraper for a head, officiated by a christian-looking clergyman.
2. Suit-wearing figure with skyscraper head being led off in handcuffs by two policemen
3. Funeral scene with a casket, a grieving female, and a simulated photo of the skyscraper-head "person" in a suit posted behind the casket
4. Doctor examining the corporation character in an office, with a birthday cake on the desk or table in front of them.
Through the center is a snaking image made up of documents that ChatGPT says is meant to be a corporate "paper trail" and doubles as a biography or life history, or as it says, a "lifeline." Pretty clever, actually.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No. The oil reserves were nearly full when Biden left office. The illegal war against Iran has drained them to about one-third of capacity. This was your doing, Donny.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I failed to clearly say that those defenders of "Lake America" are CANADA geese, not ducks. Just classic.
Closing frame of an AI video reposted by Donald Trump, showing fireworks over a shoreline city skyline, with an island full of Canada geese carrying weapons and US flags in the foreground, and "LAKE AMERICA" in gold 3D lettering across the bottom
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Only Trump would repost an AI video showing a flock of geese in Trump hairpieces, carrying automatic weapons, and mis-identified as "ducks," Donald or not. This is what our president does when not making "deals" to enrich himself. 🤬
AI-generated picture of a "battalion" of Canada geese wearing Donald Trump hairpieces and carrying automatic weapons and US flags, with a skyline over a lake in the background. Those are NOT ducks.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Imagine being one of Donald's working-class faithful who bought DJT stock near its $97 high, and desperately hanging onto it in hope it might rebound from its current low of just over 8 bucks a share. 🤔
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You can replace "A.I." with any other topic that voters — and American citizens — are growing anxious about. He has the exact same response, no matter what. "I'm getting mine."
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Laughter is such good medicine. When things reach the limits of absurdity, only absurdity can challenge the narrative.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Posted by the US President a few hours ago. Can anyone make sense of this? Why do these three men have feather quills poised over a map? Why is there a gas station road map folded up to the side? This picture is as incoherent as his statements are.
Strange juxtaposition of an image of George Washington that looks like a painting, Abraham Lincoln more photo-realistic, and Donald Trump with his trademark "stern" face. Lincoln and Trump are dressed in tuxedos; Washington has a frilly lace collar under his long coat.

All three figures hold writing quills in their right hands. The points of the quills seem to be touching a map, but all three figures are looking straight at the viewer, not at the map. The map appears to be an old-time, hand-drawn type, though there is a folded document on the right side of the picture that could be a gas station road map.

The colors are dark, somber, sepia-toned, with the background indistinct but resembling an office or den, as near as we can tell.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Is anyone paying attention to these history rewrites? Noble Confederates, approved by Abe? I mean, anyone who can actually do anything about impeaching the guy, or using the 25th Amendment, before something REALLY bad happens?
This looks like an image of a polished bronze plaque set into a masonry wall. The bottom of the plaque says "THE CIVIL WAR * 1861-1865" 
The relief seems to show Abraham Lincoln flanked by two Civil War soldiers, one wearing what a Confederate Army officer's hat and bearing the Confederate battle flag, and the other wearing a Union Army cap and holding a long rifle, with the Stars and Stripes behind him. On the Confederate side a wheeled cannon is visible in the lower quadrant of the image.
Two laurel branches extend from a medallion at the top center; each ends in three bronze stars, though each set of three has a weirdly six-pointed star (not a Star of David) in mirror symmetry.
There are shapes and forms filling in the right and left to about shoulder height of the soldiers — they look like they might be intended to represent bodies and broken military equipment, but they are really just a jumble of shapes.
The three men are all looking at something off in the distance, apparently.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
As of a few hours ago, here's how the 80-year-old president of the United States decided to portray himself on his vanity social medium. How is this OK?
An obviously retouched photo of Donald Trump's face at a younger age, pasted by software onto what looks like Evel Knievel's body, wearing at least the top part of a motorcycle daredevil's leather jumpsuit. The suit is decorated with Swarovski-style crystals in various colors, and has a crystal and/or embroidery bald eagle  design on the left breast, possibly echoed on the right, as the model is turned slightly away from the camera's POV. The suit is unzipped almost to the figure's navel. There's a stand microphone on the left of the picture, casting a shadow onto the figure's bare chest.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Only the best people" in the US State Department, where they literally cannot find African countries on a map. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Apparently Rand Paul's publicity stunt caught the toddler president's goldfish attention. Trump is hoping to get the laughs he couldn't collect at the White House "Don't Lock Us Out" Correspondents Dinner. Fail, once more, alas.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Today's prize goes to the first person to correctly deduce which of these four deceased US service members Donald Trump honored by taking their family for a ride on Air Force One. Extra points for identifying the ones that would never have gotten a promotion under Hegseth. 🤬
Image shows the faces of four US soldiers killed by Iranian fire in the Middle East. Two are women of color, one is a black man, and one is a white man with glasses and a mustache.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Lindsey Graham didn't die! He transitioned, at last!
Photo of Lindsey Graham's sister Darline, who will now hold his Senate seat. Her resemblance to him is clear.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
In recognition of the nomination of a totally inexperienced but white, male, and gung-ho Oklahoma buddy of Markwayne Mullin to lead ICE:
Picture of a t-shirt with the phrase "Chinga La Migra" in red glitter lettering
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is what the President of the United States does instead of his job:
AI-generated image of Hilary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris, all wearing red hats with "I lost to Trump" emblazoned on the fronts. They are smiling as if for a group portrait. (PS Joe Biden did not lose to Trump, just as a reminder; it's Trump's ongoing lie about the 2020 election results.)
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Posted yesterday that "The Claw" was still up at the White House. Today's cam shows they've gotten rid at least of the tallest part. Here's the Kennedy Center "repair" they are obscuring with a huge tarp (to spare DJT embarassment, futilely)
Photo taken behind a tarp-covered scaffold in front of the Kennedy Center's facade. Picture shows no sign of Trump's name on the building, and no evidence it was ever there. No sign of repair tools, plaster, grout, or anything else you might use to repair the allegedly deteriorating marble and soffit, which both look intact and unmarred. Day time shot with some landscape in the far background top left
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We have found the vandals responsible for putting fertilizer into the Reflecting Pool in DC!
Daytime photo of a raft of eight ducks on the surface of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, DC, with the Lincoln Memorial in the far background. Looks like a gray, rainy day.
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Randy B @rbdancer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Just another leisurely lunch in Tecolote, New Mexico 🦉
Daytime shot. Shows an adobe home with a big shade tree in the front yard. A cow is placidly munching on leaves just above her head while standing in the yard.
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