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Raz Wagner

@razwagner.bsky.social
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My body is a meat puppet psychically controlled by a bird who craves violence.

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Misha🧡🤍💖 @mishacak3s.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Both! The plan right now is for the back (and possibly the right wrist decal) is going to be printed and all other details will be embroidered. It’ll all be worked out in production if we meet the petition goal! www.makeship.com/petitions/el...
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Eldritch Hoodie
A comfy hoodie to go insane in while you ponder the cosmos and the horrors within! I’m so excited to get a chance to make the merch of my dreams, a cute and cozy hoodie inspired by Eldritch Darling! W...
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm off work tonight so that means I can play Graveyard Keeper 2. Yaaay
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My friend got the new Fire Emblem game. I just need to wait until the new World of Warcraft and he will relapse and then I can borrow and play FE for free.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Resident Evil good
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why did my friend send me a pic of his dog looking like Mike from Breaking Bad?
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Was Sony secretly bought by an American private equity group or something?
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@kyomachiko.bsky.social Thank you for making Cocoon. It always makes me cry and I just left the theater sobbing.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Going to go see the movie for my favorite Manga tonight.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Finally watched the Pitt. And finished it. Holy hell what a show.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
White people look so much alike that these aren't even twins. They even said that in the movie.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The cabinet that the dog was helping me with is done and now on yhe wall.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Guess who wants to help me build a cabinet? Pouncey the dog.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Got a new desk after 10 years. Down is is lack of tiny shelf under the desk. Upside is dog room.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I saw End of Evangelion in theaters yesterday. Still just as captivating now as it was when I first saw it years ago.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Studios continue to be the primary obstacles preventing studios from making money. And good stuff.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My friend's dog is sick so I send him this picture twice a day to get updates.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Pouncey the dog trying to look majestic with the neck pillow on.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Good news for me my special interests means bad news for my wallet.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
May everyone that sets off fireworks this week be struck by lightning.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Guess who kept licking even though I told him to stop.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
May Merlin the duck lead Mexico to victory tonight.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Completed. Will pose it better when I get home with him.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Coming along.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Friend shaped
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Going to celebrate father's day today by cooking steak for my mom. Wood fire smoke steak is only for parents who don't move to Alabama
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Completed. Don't know why it came with so many extra parts.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Going to build this today at the library.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Work is telling me I can't discriminate against nationality or disability. But being British is both. How come I can't banish them
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Explaining how 2/3/4 works to my friend. I ordered 2 out of 3 I am missing out of 4 in total. 2/3/4.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My dog as a rash and to prevent him from licking, I gave him my neck pillow. He has accepted his fate.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I saw TADC last night in theaters. Teenagers make a lot of noise during movies.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Got bored and painted a meowdy
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
White people continue to all look alike.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Its been like 15 years and I'm still sad this was just a promo to a French comic.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I accidentally forgot to sleep for the last 30 hours.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Strong chance this will activate my autism and I will put 500 hours into it.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hermit crab
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My buddy owns a collectable shop on the boardwalk in Wildwood and was able to hook me up with this import for less than $70.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I love boars. I just think they're neat. Sure could use more of them.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I won more stuff from the arcade.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Won this chonky Boi at the arcade
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The wind made his ears stand up.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The face of a dog that does not like the ocean.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I don't really care for the beach but my mom loves the beach. I will now be spending the next week at the jersey shore.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sleeping over at a friend's house and both his dogs have followed me to the couch for a nap. I have stolen the dogs from his bed.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Ways to socialize as an adult: Get a memorable hat Wear the hat to stores and restaurants Be nice to workers cause they will remember your hat. They will talk to you every time now.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Gritty fact: if you high five him, his hands squeak like a dog toy.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Flyers lost and that is their season. Gritty is free to hunt until he is needed once more.
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Raz Wagner @razwagner.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I hope Gritty kills someone tonight.
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