razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 16hHe forgot to add that they’re eating random animals this time 000
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In other news, Paramount changes their name to Taco Bell, declaring an end to the franchise wars is close at hand. 000
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is it ctrl + alt + down arrow? I haven’t fully master that yet, and it could be my downfall. 020
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So we’re switching from terminators to borg now. Interesting 151
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My favorite understanding is that it needs lots of water. Have we tried taking away its sippy cup? 010
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And yet, can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? 020
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 14/09/2026How about an un trained, three-man squad tries to physical jump an incorporeal Spector?static.klipy.comGhostbusters: Ray Stantz Says 'Get Her!'ALT: Ghostbusters: Ray Stantz Says 'Get Her!' 1100
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Have they tried going down into the basement and shutting down the servers? Seems like a good start. 000
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’ll take “things that should get you immediately arrested, but Congress won’t do it” for $500 please. 010
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comMarvel: Bruce Banner & Thor - Is It Though?ALT: Marvel: Bruce Banner & Thor - Is It Though? 0250
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 09/09/2026An otter-duck? *puts on hat* Perry the otter-duck!!! 010
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 09/09/2026static.klipy.comBilbo Baggins: I'm Going On An Adventure!ALT: Bilbo Baggins: I'm Going On An Adventure! 020
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026And it’s probably going to priced at $70-$80. Not looking forward to that. 000
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Didn’t the second movie literally have a scene they had to blur??? Sure, it was with the two bug monsters, but still. 100
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comJeremy Clarkson's Oh No! ReactionALT: Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction 040
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It did take me a second to realize kathrin did not have 0.158 of a spot, but rather 158 of that particular kind of spot. 020
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comFant4stic: Say That AgainALT: Fant4stic: Say That Again 020
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026What do half of the people in haunted houses that don’t believe in ghosts think is in there? And should I be afraid? 2200
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hey, while we’re on the topic of charging people with war crimes… 000
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Step one: rob bank Step two: move to the next teller and make a deposit with the cash you just stole Step three:??? Step four: profit! 010
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This movie was an absolute delight! I can’t believe they tried to hide this under a tax break. 010
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’m starting to see why they’re no longer together 040
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026static.klipy.comHa Ha NelsonALT: Ha Ha Nelson 000
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 25/08/2026He’s Marty McFly from the first back to the future movie. 000
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Worf is not a fan of the DMs shenanigansstatic.klipy.comStar Trek TngALT: Star Trek Tng 030
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 16/08/2026We were wrong, gumshoes! Carmen’s real objective is-end of transmission- 070
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hi, I’m this speck of horse dander. And this is my family *points to the rest of the farm, giving off an AOE poison damage 1.5 miles wide* 020
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Don’t forget the ninja that stabbed themselves through the abdomen to get at spider man. You know that’s going to be rude awakening. 051
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 13/08/2026*me, looking at my dog that won’t stop barking at a lady with a stroller 6 houses away on the opposite side of the street* So is it a spy or something, give me a context clue please. 000
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 08/08/2026static.klipy.comMario Movie Bowser Singing Peaches!ALT: Mario Movie Bowser Singing Peaches! 010
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Is this the part of the boss fight where a giant red button appears with a sign that says “don’t press this button”? 061
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Also, someone needs to fix the angle/angel autocorrect. 000
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Seriously, the switch between angle sweet child and complete meltdown in an instant needs to be studied 110
razuki5.bsky.social @razuki5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You know half those noodles ain’t even cooked 040
