razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026When it's all over, at least no one will have learned anything 010
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 03/03/2026a new global pandemic would be REALLY funny right now. 130
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Fully deleted the FB account i've had since like 2007 and just like that, no one knows my birthday. 030
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Do you like really good ideas? Well here's one: Tylenol gummies 021
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 08/09/2025It's not just that we've fully destigmatized lying, it's that we've completely disincentivized telling the truth. That's why my stomach hurts all the time, I think. 020
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 08/08/2025You guys, I'm starting to think maybe they didn't actually mean it when they said "all lives matter" 011
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Never give up! Never surrender! Never admit defeat! Never admit ignorance! Never accept blame! Never acknowledge your mistakes! Never speak kindly of your perceived enemies! Never self-reflect! Never question your beliefs! Never learn! Never grow! Never empathize! Never help for free! NO CRYING EVER 130
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Okay we'll meet in the middle. How about "privatize the intifada"? 030
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Me: Whats that smell? Roses? You: Oh, that's my fart. I farted just now. Me: But I'm smelling wonderful roses. You: Well I don't use LLMs, so... Me: Ah, I see. 011
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Maybe a trash take, but I legit love Trump's drawings. The vibes are a combo of Wesley Willis and John Wayne Gacy with a minimalist twist born of impatience and madness. It's also interesting to me that he only does New York skylines and never people (except the one time lol) 000
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Happy Independence Day cuz fuck kings. Speaking of which, my wife made some Molotov cocktail earrings. 🇺🇸 050
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I've been trying to figure out when exactly we lost the whole-ass plot and I feel like it may have been around the time that Obama first ran for potus and a wide swath of otherwise benign fiscally conservative socially centrist suburban moms began openly mocking the concept of hope. 031
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 20/06/2025"Juneteenth is a made-up holiday". Yeah, no shit. They're all made up. We didn't DISCOVER holidays, you fucking turnip. They only exist because we believe they do like fuckin Tinkerbell and if that bums you out, just wait til you find out about money. 1102
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 14/06/2025do assholes who tailgate get mad when other assholes tailgate them or are they like "hell yeah this guy gets it" 030
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 12/06/2025"Look for the helpers". Motherfucker, the helpers are exhausted and broken. Stop looking for the helpers and just be one. 041
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Me: [heavy sigh] if only I lived in a world where I could eat a 1lb tub of sour cream using a Dorito for a spoon without anyone thinking I'm a gross weirdo. Maybe then I'd be happy. Packet of ranch dip mix:media.tenor.coma person is holding a red pill and a blue pill in their hands and says what if i told you .ALT: a person is holding a red pill and a blue pill in their hands and says what if i told you . 161
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Adobe has hella boomer boss energy and I'm over it. I'm calling it now - Adobe, as we know it, will not be around in five years. It's gonna get carved up and sold off to either hedge fund AI startups who'd benefit from the name recognition ("powered by Adobe") or, if we're lucky, wholesale to Apple. 051
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 24/05/2025I truly enjoy just sitting or standing in silence, staring off at nothing in particular, letting my mind wander, and I legit resent everyone for making me feel like a creepy weirdo cuz of it. Like, I am quite literally doing nothing at all, just existing, and folks are like "wtf is wrong with you" 220
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025My man got himself a whole-ass slice of pepperoni pizza. It's 8:30am and he's already won the day. 160
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Why do people want to hurt puppets? Like, there is a sizable chunk of the population who, when they find themselves within arm's reach of a puppet, just immediately reach out and slap it or choke it or grab its nose or something. Is that not fucking weird? I feel like that's fucking weird. 130
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Thank God that the wealthiest man on planet earth who could never work another day in his life and still want for nothing if he lived another thousand years and the incumbant ruler of a nuclear superpower whose crimes go unpunished and whose whims become laws are here to protect us from The Elites. 140
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Every once in a while I'll sit up real straight just to make sure I still can 040
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 23/03/2025The Criticize a Woman Without Using Gendered Insults Challenge 030
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Adam Conover has big Neelix energy and I mean that as a compliment. 010
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025My bff is Sri Lankan and he's got himself a cute little butt which I refer to as his Sri Lankadonk. 050
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025If you don't know what to say, you can just say "I don't know what to say" and then stop speaking. It's allowed. 052
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Me, a geriatric punk rocker: destroy the government! DJT: *destroys government* Me:media.tenor.coma cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting on a table in front of a window in a kitchen .ALT: a cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting on a table in front of a window in a kitchen . 0161
razorbunz @razorbunz.bsky.social · 13/02/2025my default email template begins with "apologies for the delayed response" 240
