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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹

@razafirme.bsky.social
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Burqueña Chicana; poet; ED at OLÉ; co-chair, Working Families Party; eyeliner on point; opinionated; cabrona; pláticona; watches a lot of TV and posts about it; she/ella

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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have belonged to my dog for nine years. She has always just gone out to the yard to use the bathroom. Why, pray tell, do I now have to walk her out to the yard on a leash and stay with her to use the bathroom? And now she’s laying on the floor acting like I’m an asshole because I left her there. 
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Algernon D’Ammassa @algernonwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Grant County commissioners are hearing a presentation about Site Layer 1, a data center proposed for the southern tip of the county on private ranching land. Details have been hush hush. Ironically, the virtual presentation by developers is almost inaudible.
County commissioners listening
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The way I ugly cried when they showed fans in the stands on the season 4 finale of Ted Lasso. No spoilers but I lost it.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 07/10/2026
lede = introductory section in journalism bury the lede = hiding the most relevant pieces of a story within other distracting information Allegedly, it’s spelled ‘lede’ to avoid confusion with ‘lead,’ which was the strip of metal that would separate lines of type.
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Syreeta McFadden @reetamac.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know what to say. Like... the 25th amendment is right there, y'all.
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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Epstein Regime Child Trafficker says what?
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I worked at a rape crisis center twice. I cannot tell you how many times survivors asked “I mean, it wasn’t really rape was it?” when recounting their stories. Sometimes it was disbelief. Sometimes it was to keep the peace. Sometimes it was a way of protecting their own brains. If
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was the seven. And the other 50 in the frat. And the campus police. And the administration of Cornell University. And their lawyers. The parents of the seven. The district attorney who couldn’t be bothered to investigate. They are all culpable. They are all guilty.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh Dak…🤦🏻‍♀️
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Different World gets everything right about a reboot.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As if they won’t spend anyway. Stop listening to consultants.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I swear if any of you liberals or lefties welcome Joe Rogan to the “resistance” I will flip over every table.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have owned a Woodstock stuffy since I was six months old. I’m now 48 years old. I have always loved and collected Snoopy memorabilia. I will not be purchasing the Starbucks collection because I don’t spend money at that union busting business, but even if I did, there is no way in hell I
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s remarkable how certain politicians are that they’ll be remembered by a few quotes they gave rather than what they did with the power of their office.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe stop conflating sound bites with the ability to govern. I’m ready for boring government again.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I thought the Rams were going to be the be all and end all of football? Quit listening to the sports pundits.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I didn’t understand the hype until I understood the hype. Not all kosher salts are created equally. Morton Kosher is great for baking but I salted some steaks with Morton a few months ago and it was too much. Diamond Crystal has been perfect. Totally worth it.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you think anyone other than Susie Wiles leaked the Natalie Harp letters….how many scams have you fallen for and how many time shares do you own?
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Making my first sourdough loaf and I was freaking out until I remembered that people have been making bread for thousands of years. Chill. It ain’t that deep.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
For Greg Hull’s next trick, he’ll back pedal while balancing a ball on his nose! #nmpol nmpoliticalreport.com/2026/08/18/h...
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Hull says he is 'fully committed' to working with Texas Gov. Abbot to stop New Mexico aid for Texans seeking abortions in New Mexico - New Mexico Political Report
By Kevin Hendricks, The Paper. & New Mexico Political Report— Republican gubernatorial candidate Gregg Hull says comments he made at an Aug. 11 Hobbs meet-and-greet about working with Texas Gov. Greg ...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/07/2026
"I’m happy that the absurd proportion of my legs to my body fills you with a dim echo of what you used to call joy. I would be thrilled if your delight at me helped to knit you together as a species, but if I’m a betting raccoon, I don’t love the odds."
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I’m Jimothy, the Short-Spined Raccoon Who Has Taken the Internet by Storm, and the Collective Weight of Your Adoration Is Breaking My Already-Compromised Back
“I’m happy that the absurd proportion of my legs to my body fills you with a dim echo of what you used to call joy. I would be thrilled if your delight at me...
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
NM attorney general Raul Torres would like a word, Zuck…..
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trump’s nose is so contoured, he looks like a YouTube beauty influencer from circa 2012.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Dems, Working Families Party and other orgs quickly rescinded support for Platner, as they rightfully should have. Susan Collins still supports the r*pist currently occupying the oval. How is that not coming up more often?
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Senate republicans: “I SPOKE TO MITCH MCCONNELL!” The rest of us: Did he respond?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/07/2026
"By the way, since you now have Google, perhaps take a chance to look up the Sedition Acts, if you really want to know our opinion on free speech." buff.ly/jVgh3EO
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The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
“When we were doing our thing, we were pretty much making it up as we went along. We were trying to build something resembling a representative democracy in ...
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Young Sheldon is one of the most tedious TV shows I’ve ever watched. Chuck Lorre shows are, by and large, not that great, but the Big Bang Theory universe is the worst.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hi. Ayo Edebiri is a genius. #TheBear season 5 was brilliant.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
NO ONE cares about James Carville and his opinion about the election or direction of the Dems.
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Daily Kos @dailykos.com · 09/06/2026
“California keeps dumping votes. Odds are shifting because the vote dumps always seem to go one way. Count until you get the result you want?” Read more here: www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/06/2026
"I first left legacy media when a new, disturbing consensus emerged in the press: that I was bad at my job. So I did what any rational journalism-averse person would do. I blamed everything on woke. On cancel. On not listening enough to diverse voices, like fascists."
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The Press Has Finally Been Freed from Journalism
“The truth is, at best, inconvenient and, at worst, a threat to my bottom line. I have always believed it is the job of the news to write a rough draft of hi...
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
So the Nazis survive and the parting shot is on a xenophobic homestead and their American flag. #Euphoria
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
So the reality star running for mayor in LA is polling in 2nd place because folks won’t stop talking about him, saying his name, making fun of him, worshipping him, doing lots of mental gymnastics to make him credible, tons of earned media… Sound familiar? We don’t fucking learn, do we?
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If Democrats win back the House and take the senate and don’t pass a voting rights act immediately, then they are the problem.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Why do networks keep giving Tim Allen television shows?
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
NOTHING gives off “because I felt like it” energy like a cat sitting on the remote.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Meanwhile, at the DHS office..... #KristiNoem
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Forget Trump, they should start by impeaching this piece of shit
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
🚨BREAKING: If President Donald Trump attempts to declare a national emergency to seize control of federal elections, Senate Democrats say they are ready to force an immediate vote aimed at blocking it. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Senate Dems aim to disrupt Trump bid to declare national emergency on elections
The fast-track process would ensure a public vote and put pressure on Republicans to take a position.
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Maurice Mitchell 🐺 @mauricewfp.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Rest in power to the civil rights icon Jesse Jackson, who was an inspiration for his great city of Chicago, this nation, and the whole world. And for my party. Because if Jesse Jackson had not run for president, there would be no @workingfamilies.org.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Re: Epstein files. This isn’t about Party, it’s about power. And the sooner we reconcile the difference between the two the sooner we will expose everyone involved in this shit. There are plenty of powerful Democrats who are implicated.
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Working Families Party 🐺 @workingfamilies.org · 12/02/2026
TONIGHT. We’ll break down what’s happening in Congress, how we can pressure our elected officials in real time, and organize together to stop ICE's campaign of terror. SEE YOU THERE: wfpus.org/WFPmasscall
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Coulda just said "I won't engage in sexism" but whatever. Senator Pick Me is a constant disappointment, but I want to talk about the hoodie. I don't have a deep disdain for his clothing EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT PEOPLE OF COLOR IN CONGRESS WOULD NEVER AND COULD NEVER DO THIS SHIT AND WE ALL KNOW WHY.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
#NJ11 update: New Jersey counted roughly 2,000 ballots today, and Analilia Mejia increased hear lead over Tom Malinowski from 0.8% to 1.1% (that's roughly +474 to +676).
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Everton Blair @evertonblair.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Billionaires think they can buy Democratic primaries. Voters are proving them wrong. Analilia Mejia is proof. In GA-13, I’m the only candidate who’s never taken money from corporations or their PACs and I will never take a dime from AIPAC or their billionaire friends.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/02/2026
"Uno is a great game, nice and fast-paced, so it will distract you from the impending government shutdown, and you kind of understand where the GOP and Trump are coming from."
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Eight Fun Games to Play Instead of Playing Devil’s Advocate, Derek
1. Hopscotch Tired of making insane leaps and constructing ridiculous arguments just to be contrary? Try sticking to physical leaps instead with a ...
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This is the first day in February. Do you know what’s ahead this month? My guide has 20 elections to prepare for this month. In Arkansas. Louisiana. Texas. Washington. Wisconsin. New Jersey. Maine. Pennsylvania. boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
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The 20 Elections to Watch This February - Bolts
Democrats hold the narrowest of majorities in Maine and Pennsylvania’s state Houses. They now need to defend vacant seats to retain their edge in each through the end of the... Read More
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I was in the DC area this weekend and I can say, without a doubt, I’ve never been so cold in my whole ass high desert rat life. Good lord.
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Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹 @razafirme.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Early morning flights are always a good idea until the day of said early morning flight.
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