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Ray Ratto

@rayratto.bsky.social
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Defector dancing bear.

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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Very late to this, but still crushed to hear about Mike Wagaman's passing. A proper pro and pal on every level.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Never doubt the ability of people to not get the obvious.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
That seems reasonable.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
He hates him now, despite the constraints of death.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Moral defect.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Ohh well. Potato, gunpowder. It's all the same.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
@kalynkahler.bsky.social DONDE ESTA! (I don't know how to type the upside down exclamantion point).
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
@amytrask.bsky.social Looks like the NFL version of a toothpick.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Seems fair enough to return the sentiment to you.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Here's something trivial yet glorious, via @defector.com: defector.com/sure-we-gain...
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Sure, We Gained Our Independence, But We Lost The Ability To Make Anything As Good As ‘Taskmaster’ | Defector
The Fourth of July is always there to remind us that we aren’t the country we fancy ourselves being, but this year’s national try-not-to-blow-your-hand-off munitions festival was even grimmer given th...
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
UCLA Becomes A Player At Last, via Defector.com: defector.com/ucla-finally...
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
The AFC South is getting chippy at the weirdest time, via Defector.com: defector.com/you-cant-say...
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Jake Bauers is the destroyer of legends, via Defector.com: defector.com/aaron-judge-...
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Send your list and I'll send you mine.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Can you walk for me tomorrow?
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
extremely normal energy cadence
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Editing something I wrote, is my guess.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
When will the NFL expand to New York City?
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"Way way" cooler, or just"way" cooler?
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Eagles Make Their Fans Believe In The Eagles, via Defector.com: defector.com/the-eagles-s...
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Hubie Brown's Last Game Was Just One More Game, via Defector.com: defector.com/there-could-...
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The Game Better Be Damned Good, via defector.com: defector.com/the-superb-o...
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Aaron Rodgers Goes The Way Of All Jets, via Defector.com: defector.com/aaron-rodger...
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Yeah, but what have you done lately?
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Nice sweatshirt.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
And since you aren't playing, you are doing this right.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Not as good as him painting your house.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Do not feel compelled to do anything. You are free, and must not be shackled to fashion demands.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Yell at them. Shake your fist at them and growl "Why I oughta." Steal their company car. They need to react to the customer.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
@maitreyiaa.bsky.social Hello, young youth. How's it going?
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I am in genuine awe of anyone above the age of 11 who can complete 13 passes for 45 yards.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Check the minibar on an hourly basis.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Define "alive."
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
In Philadelphia, these two things can be equally true.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
Willie Mays. You need know nothing more.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
I think that's taken care of.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
The Rangers and Hurricanes must play until Kenny Albert's tongue turns to sawdust. Not a criticism of Albert -- just a reasonable exchange for multiple extra stanzas.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
That's what you look like when your kids come downstairs.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
I'm with @drewmagary.bsky.social. Facetweet is the same problem, just warming up in the bullpen waiting for the call.
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Ray Ratto @rayratto.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
Just signed up; this better be good.
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