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Too Ray To Function

@rayoso.bsky.social
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He/him|gay cis man in Orlando, Florida|Mexican & Indigenous-American|Level 1 autist & disabled|21+ only|I label my #NSFW content. I support Palestine, BLM, & trans rights. #bear #bears 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽🩼🐻 Cash App: $RayOsoM Venmo: @RayOsoMartinez

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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sorry for lack of update: I turned 48 on Wednesday, and a friend is visiting me from Miami! We are going to one #BearPoolParty today, and another one TOMORROW! I’ve already packed my “supplies”
Fat bearded homosexual with glasses. He is wearing a black hat with a gold bird crest. He is holding a pair of red & black underwear PReP, a cock ring, condoms, KY Jelly, and weed gummies.
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Had dialysis early this morning, a guy at the bus stop asked to drink my Big Gulp (empty except some ice), got this #MarthaStewart POP! at #Walmart & an employee there asked for my number so he could buy my used clothes. Just another normal day in Florida!
Fat bearded homosexual at WalmartMe with the Queen of my Life, Martha StewartMessage from the Walmart employee who wanted to buy my used clothes - his name and number redacted
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Been running errands in Winter Park today. Dropping off a package, picking up prescriptions, getting a chest x-ray, and grabbing a free RootBeer Float cookie using my Crumbl points!
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Just got back from seeing “Masters of the Universe”. Stick around because there are bonus scenes all the way until the very end! Oh, and here’s my contribution to #TummyTuesday #NSFW #bear #bears
Fat bearded homosexual sitting on a recliner
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Me and Tony C (@handfree.bsky.social) at Regal Cinemas in Winter Park about to see Masters of the Universe!
Two fat bearded homosexuals about to see a really gay movie
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just a little #NSFW butt, as a treat. Starting to feel better about my body. Also still dealing with bureaucracy holding up my food stamps & government assistance, so if anyone is willing to drop me some cash via Venmo/CashApp, I might be convinced to show more of my #bear body.
Fat bearded homosexual with black hat and glasses flashing his behind.
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
An older bear that I’ve been seeing since last December came by today. I made him French Toast with a blackberry & red wine reduction. We watched a movie then blew him for over 30 minutes until he came so hard the inside of my throat looks like the cooling tray at Cinnabon. #NSFW #bears #bear
Fat bearded homosexual with glasses, fellating a penis.A fat bearded homosexual with glasses, fellating a penis.
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Khorax Droshammur @khorax.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Good evening everyone! I'm asking for some donations to help lower my cc debt and help lower my bills. You can help by sharing this post, or donating below! We're almost at the first $500!! Will we get there by the end of the week? gofund.me/4c44d8124
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Donate to Help Sean Pay Down Debt & Build a Brighter Future, organized by Sean Ray
Hi there! My name is Sean. Like so many others, I’ve been feeling the press… Sean Ray needs your support for Help Sean Pay Down Debt & Build a Brighter Future
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Khorax Droshammur @khorax.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Good morning! I've started up donations to help me bring my credit card debt down and secure my future. Recent actions from upper management has me concerned about my stable job. While I look for work, I want to cover all my bases. You can help by reposting or donation below! gofund.me/965966e0b
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Donate to Help Sean Pay Down Debt & Build a Brighter Future, organized by Sean Ray
Hi there! My name is Sean. Like so many others, I’ve been feeling the press… Sean Ray needs your support for Help Sean Pay Down Debt & Build a Brighter Future
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Grandpa Chub Bear @handfree.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
2 BIGGEST BELLYS at BEAR 🐻 JAMBOREE @bearmikey.bsky.social
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Me and @handfree.bsky.social at Regal cinemas, watching #TheDevilWearsPrada2!
Two fat bearded homosexuals at the movies
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BehrmanFL 🔜Cannonball @behrmanfl.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
He got busy 🐻 #chub #bear #cum #cock @handfree.bsky.social
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Me and Tony having fun with the #bears at Hanks Orlando! Free pizza and drink deals!
Me and Tony at Hank’s.
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Been a week I since I earned my Bachelor’s in just 3 years as a Cum Laude. Gradually getting strength & stamina back. Went to a Bear Pool Party yesterday and made potato leek soup today. Can’t wait to see my Hot Older Daddy Bear this Wednesday! Finally cut my hair since I needed a change.
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Graduating with a bachelor’s as a CUM LAUDE! (tee hee). I’ll post footage on here as soon as I can!
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
So now I am FINALLY HOME from the hospital today, and ordered food from Checkers and took a CBD gummy. Today and yesterday drained my Autism Social Interaction Batteries, with one person or call after another. I am so ready for my Honors grad walk tomorrow!
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BehrmanFL 🔜Cannonball @behrmanfl.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Who is ready?🐻 @handfree.bsky.social
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Surgery successful. Now in ICU 2725 at Advent Hospital in recovery.
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Tomorrow’s the big day! I finally get my faulty heart valve fixed! It’s why I’ve have been getting so winded just walking from one room to another for the past three months. Wish me luck!
Fat bearded homosexual with glasses, wearing a hospital gown
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Been in hospital since Sunday. Turns out I might have a heart valve issue, which could explain the bouts of chest tightening and difficulty breathing. Found this out during an echocardiogram yesterday. Slated at 2 pm today to be put under and have a camera put down my throat to get a better look.
Fat bearded homosexual in a hospital gown
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Doing much better this morning. Got dialysis at 4 am, took a shower, got a blood transfusion since my hemoglobin was 6.9, and now can breathe without an oxygen tank. Still on antibiotics, and don’t know when I will be discharged. Going to take a nap now.
Fat bearded homosexual in hospital
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Doing much better this morning. Got dialysis at 4 am, took a shower, got a blood transfusion since my hemoglobin was 6.9, and now can breathe without an oxygen tank. Still on antibiotics, and don’t know when I will be discharged. Going to take a nap now.
Fat bearded homosexual in hospital
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Got up this morning and was having difficulty breathing. Around 2, it was so bad I was sweating bullets, and almost passed out and thought I would crap myself. Roomies called 911 and hospital thinks it might be sepsis. On 2 antibiotics now and will be at Advent overnight. Feeling much better.
Fat bearded homosexual in the back of an ambulance
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Today is Autism Awareness Day, and as a high functioning autistic man, I’ll answer any questions you have. Just drop it in the comments section and I’ll answer! #Autism
Fat bearded homosexual with glasses, wearing a black hat with the gold Zelda crest and a Tahiti with the Golden Girls on it that says THUG LIFE
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
More high quality interactions on #SCRUFF I don’t provide spank content on demand for free.
Rando faceless dude on SCRUFF begging me to provide him free fetish content
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This is the level of quality of dudes I have to deal with on #SCRUFF. Still better than #Growlr
Text exchange on SCRUFF between and a thirsty stranger
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Got home from MegaCon, took a shower, dropped a gummy, and about to enjoy some leftover pizza. #bears #bear #nsfw
Fat bearded homosexual, enjoying leftover pizza warmed in an air fryerFat bearded homosexual, enjoying leftover pizza while high
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I finally got the new bedding for my hamster Mon-El (I was busy with college mid-terms, OK?), and he’s already getting into it. He loves rolling one toy up the ramp, and already figured out where the food, water, and running wheel are. I am so grateful for this gift from my roomie Chris!
My hamster Mon-El in his new cageMy hamster Mon-El playing with his new toys
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Oh, don’t mind the Just Been Fucked Hair. Hot Older Daddy Bear came over for a few hours and we rocked each other’s worlds. #bears #justbeenfucked
Fat bearded homosexual, wearing a blue shirt with a Superman logo, basking to the post-coitus afterglow
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Eating lunch at Rollins College, wearing my outfit for Mar10 Day! I turned in my slides and essay yeaterday for the group presentation for COM480 tonight, and finishing up the outline for the 5 minute presentation I have to do live for COM319 tomorrow evening. #MarioDay #Mar10
Fat bearded homosexual in a red hat and shirt. A version of Mario in the Japanese mafia in on the shirt. There are signatures on the hat by 30 year Mario voice actor Charles Martinet.
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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ok, I'm going to ask if anyone wants to help. I think I'll have things covered to pay rent and utilities tomorrow, but a $100-200 cushion would help me sleep at night. PayPal /Venmo in profile
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Credit to Keith Nickolaus-Johnson #MyNeighBearTotoro
Art by Keith Nickolaus-Johnson
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My roomie bought a new cage for my hamster Mon-El! Look at all the toys that will keep him stimulated! Thanks to my dialysis, medications, physical therapy, and diet, the swelling in my legs have down enough that I can wear shorts again! Just in time to go to MegaCon on March 20th!
Fat bearded homosexual, taking a selfie while wearing a black hat, blue shoes, white socks, camo shorts, and a shirt with the Golden Girls on it that says “THUG LIFE”A hamster cage on top of a brown dresser. Next to is is a big screen tv, a white PS5 system, and two Optimus Prime Transformers figures.
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
OH NO! I’ve been put on a list for hating cryptobros, AI slop, and Technarchs like Elmo! If you keep sweeping for them, maybe Sam Altman and Zuckerberg will let you clean their taints with your tongue! #technopessimist4life
Some stupid “techno-pessimist” list
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Got my ticket for MegaCon locked in last night before the prices went up. Peter Cullen - THE VOICE for Optimus Prime - will be there and I want him to sign my G1 Prime figure! #Transformers #MegaCon
Fat bearded homosexual wearing a black hat and holding an Optimus Prime Transformers figure
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Golden Girls WAS my life, having grown up in Miami in the 80s and raised by my grandparents. My abuela and me watched this every Saturday night.
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Austin ʕ❤️ᴥ❤️ʔ @zangiefbae.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Had to make a gofundme Basically going through health issues and lost my job so anything helps. I know times are rough for everyone 🤕 gofund.me/a0cc3fb93
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Donate to Support Austin with rent and bills, organized by Austin Morgan
Hello my name is Austin. I really really hate having to do this but I am going throu… Austin Morgan needs your support for Support Austin with rent and bills
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Had my physical therapy appointment at 10:30 AM, then got home to get cleaned up before Hot Older Daddy Bear showed up at 1. I made him coconut chicken chickpea curry, watched some movies, and banged each other’s brains out.
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Khorax Droshammur @khorax.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Donations have dried up over the past four months, with the exception of one big one and a few smaller ones. I'm trying to get a handle on things, but it's getting harder, especially since I'm not getting any kind of wage increase this year. Please help. Please. gofund.me/f8f989f70
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Donate to Support Sean's Journey to Health and Love, organized by Sean Ray
Hello there! I'm Kho aka Sean, living in Boston, MA. I have a stable job and have b… Sean Ray needs your support for Support Sean's Journey to Health and Love
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter L Link
Link from the Legend of Zelda
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Happy 40th anniversary to #TheLegendOfZelda!
Various Links from the “Legend of Zelda” series
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BehrmanFL 🔜Cannonball @behrmanfl.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Sawmill Campground, Florida 🐻 #chub #bear @handfree.bsky.social
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Update on my mental physical status. Sucks to spend #Valentine’sDay without my Hot Older Daddy Bear, who I haven’t seen since last month since his job keeps him so busy. I also haven’t seen my Papa Bear in years since we live states apart.
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Food is great. It Unites us as a Country of diverse tastes. Kind of a true equalizing force Isn't it neat to Come together Enjoying our memories?
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My new hamster Mon-El has already warmed up to me, and enjoys cuddling!
A black hamster lying on a red shirt
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Say hello to my new #hamster, Mon-El!
Fat bearded homosexual with glasses, wearing a black hat with a black hamster on his arm
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Found this shirt at Walmart for $10 and had to have it, lest my Gay Card get revoked! #GoldenGirls #ThugLife
Fat homosexual in a black shirt. The cast of the Golden Girls is on it, along with the words “Thug Life” and “Good As Gold”
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
#NSFW Doing much better since I started dialysis. Weight and blood pressure down, getting my Bachelors soon, inaugurated into another Honors Society, and seeing my Hot Older Daddy #Bear next week. Was watching Anaconda when a hot dude on Scruff asked for ass pics, and I was in a mood to oblige!
Bear showing assBear showing ass
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Too Ray To Function @rayoso.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This #SNL skit for #OneBattleAfterAnother toys is as insane as the movie is. m.youtube.com/watch?v=X5J5...
m.youtube.com
Toy Commercial - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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