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@rayisstillalive.bsky.social
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Mostly harmless. I really should change that photo I don't look anything like that anymore.

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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Is anyone there?
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
A new set of books will be published in time for Christmas. It is to be a general interest collection of picture books called Where's Starmer.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
There seem to be a lot more people on here now.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Well girls and boys this is fun, just a shame that everyone is out.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I am amused that Trivago's tv commercial is fronted by Yurgan Klopp who can't actually say Trivago.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
To those that bothered to send me an invitation, regrettably I am unable to attend because I cannot be arsed.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I try time after time To write four lines that rhyme It always works out fine Until now
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Been a while
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Bloody marvelous
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Here we go again 🌞
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
They're back.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I bet those cardinals were glad they could take their fancy dress frocks off.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
No still nobody in.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
An early mooch around Ray Towers today. A few early ones.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Catkins abound.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Nothing much posted on here lately because I am much too busy and important.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The irony of a Blofeld lookalike taking over the Bond franchise has not escaped me.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
An odd silence from the mayor of The United States of Trumpton so far today. We await his burger powered pearls of wisdom with interest.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Sparrowhawk hunting in the garden this morning.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Brilliant result
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
If everything today feels a little familiar............
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Put that chair back where it was please.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You can all sit down now.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Treacherous Tuesday is upon us so take care and don't believe everything you read. I wouldn't lean that up against that if I were you either.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Watching the snooker this afternoon and must say some of these players wear really nice shoes.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
One of today's garden visitors.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I can't sit here all day...........although on second thoughts.....
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
If anyone fancies a cuppa I've just put the kettle on.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Cold but well fed.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
My suspicion is confirmed. The Drip has just started talking and Rayner has dozed off immediately.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I forgot to plug myself into the charger last night which could explain a lot.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Eight milkmaids complete with cows have just arrived at the house. This is getting ridiculous.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
A sad farewell to fellow broadcaster and master of his craft Johnnie Walker. He will be missed.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
No mention in the honours list AS USUAL.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Well that's that then. Successfully managed to avoid all board games.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Cheers All.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Right that's me. Have a good time. See you on the other side.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
London Palladium panto day
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Pick a card. Don't show me which it is.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Has the storm gone? Is Chrismas over? Is it safe to get out of bed yet? Asking for a friend.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It's Friday and that's enough so far.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It is pouring with rain here, a fact that is of no interest to anybody who is elsewhere.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It would be nice if the media would just accept that Gregg Greedy has pissed his career up the wall, draw a line under it and move on. There are many more important things to report on.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Knock knock anybody there? Hello. Oh never mind.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The morning squadron of starlings have assembled, assessed, descended, plundered the bird feeders and buggered off. The regular morning procedure has been observed and all is right with the world. Have a good day.
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Tuesday is a sneaky day It takes you by surprise Just as you think it's all okay It's Monday in disguise
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Ray @rayisstillalive.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The Bandersnatch is still in the garden. I am reluctant to let it in because it is very wet.
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