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@ray.wtf
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actual person. former baby. current grown-ass adult. javascripter. suffering from mild persistent panic. pronouncing it blewski. 🔵 [+]

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ray. @ray.wtf · 30/09/2026
surprising no one, the official government chatbot isn't allowed to say true things potus doesn't like. via @juddlegum.bsky.social popular.info/p/watch-trum...
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ray. @ray.wtf · 24/09/2026
This is confusing. “Low Power” isn't indicating the mac is in low power mode. It's a toggle for turning low power mode on/off.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 23/09/2026
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ray. @ray.wtf · 22/09/2026
intruder alert! intruder alert! #leezard
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ray. @ray.wtf · 20/09/2026
i'm no constitutional scholar, but i don't remember the “no fair!” carveout in the first amendment.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 18/09/2026
”…had to be accurate because she was—in fact still is—a woman […]. Every time she writes a story she has to prove she knows what she’s talking about. Men do not have to, because men have penises, which give men a natural ability, from birth, to speak authoritatively about all sports, all the time.“
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ray. @ray.wtf · 17/09/2026
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ray. @ray.wtf · 14/09/2026
Disable my ad blocker?
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ray. @ray.wtf · 14/09/2026
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ray. @ray.wtf · 14/09/2026
i'm sorry, what? the tesla roadster can… fly?
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ray. @ray.wtf · 10/09/2026
i know what it’s like to be on a flight with YOUR kids going crazy, screaming, throwing things, kicking seats.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 06/09/2026
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ray. @ray.wtf · 27/08/2026
lol whats audio cd and why is it $40
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ray. @ray.wtf · 23/08/2026
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ray. @ray.wtf · 23/08/2026
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ray. @ray.wtf · 17/08/2026
Whenever I've needed to transform coordinates to rotate or do a 3D projection I've used a bunch of sin/cosine calculations. I was aware it could be done more efficiently with matrices but never understood how it worked. Thanks to @3blue1brown.com I get it now. It's not as complicated as i thought.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 14/08/2026
no. wrong. no. developer.apple.com/design/human... #Insta360Studio #macOS #UXFail
A screenshot of the macOS menubar with the Insta360 Studio menu open, showing options "Check for updates", "Preferences", "Exit", "About Insta360 Studio", and "Language".A screenshot of the "App Menu" section of Apple's Human Interface Guidelines for macOS with the phrase "items in the following order" highlighted. https://developer.apple.com/design/human-interface-guidelines/the-menu-bar#App-menu
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ray. @ray.wtf · 12/08/2026
The award for the movie I'm most not going to see goes to…
The upcoming Ronald Reagan biopic Reagan stars noted Donald Trump supporter Dennis Quaid as the title character, and the cast includes Jon Voight, Kevin Sorbo, and Creed's Scott Stapp (as Frank Sinatra). Directed by Sean McNamara, the film also boasts a soundtrack with some noteworthy names. The biggest of them is Bob Dylan, who recorded a cover of Cole Porter's "Don't Fence Me In" for the closing credits. Notably, Quaid is the third cousin of the late Gene Autry, who cut a popular version of "Don’t Fence Me In" in the 1940s.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 11/08/2026
I quit smoking 29 years ago today. Cigarettes not smoked: 423,655 Money saved: $118,385 I wrote about it way back then and to my eternal surprise the script computing the stats has continued to work, unchanged, for decades. Flashback to the web of the 1990s: rocketsheep.com/v/quit/ #quitsmoking
Smoke-Free Since August 11, 1997
Time smoke-free: 29 years

Cigarettes not smoked: 423,656

Money saved (inflation-adjusted): $118,384.72
Money saved (at original $1.50/pack): $31,774.20

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Based on 40 cigarettes (2 packs) per day.

Oklahoma average pack price in 2026: $10.72 (projected at 5.5%/year from 2019)

Oklahoma average pack price in 1997 (quit year): $1.84

Historical prices: CDC Tax Burden on Tobacco (Oklahoma, 1997-2019).
Future prices projected at 5.5% annual increase.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 05/08/2026
You can listen to the article about the decline of reading if you hate reading. 🤣🤣🤣
A screenshot of an inline audio player to listen to the article about the end of reading.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 01/08/2026
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ray. @ray.wtf · 28/07/2026
dog joined us for a bit of the ride last night.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 28/07/2026
i've seen this juiceland banana man around a few times the past couple weeks. makes me chuckle but blasting music is obnoxious.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 24/07/2026
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ray. @ray.wtf · 23/07/2026
[aol voice] goodbye.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 21/07/2026
for years i didn’t. wearing it i often ended up with footage of the ground; bike mounting was tedious; wasn’t clear whether it was recording if i even remembered to turn it on. i’ve very recently solved the mounting and now carry a 360° camera with a single button to power on and start recording.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 21/07/2026
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ray. @ray.wtf · 14/07/2026
Republicans are completely untethered.
“The right-wing preacher turned politician Victor Marx has said that he first killed a man when he was 7. He’s not sure how many deaths he’s been responsible for since. Marx has been arrested at least twice for disorderly conduct and has described terrorizing a psychiatrist with talk of murdering him. He told the Colorado journalist Kyle Clark that he can perform exorcisms by phone. On Thursday he was declared the winner of the Republican gubernatorial primary in Colorado.”
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ray. @ray.wtf · 14/07/2026
i've been using a death star interior shot as a virtual background for work meetings for a very long time. ten minutes into tomorrow's standup my usual background will do this without warning. because i'm a fucking dork. and because sometimes i want to play with #DaVinciResolve and #vfx.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 12/07/2026
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ray. @ray.wtf · 09/07/2026
Did I forget or did I never know Bill Paxton was one of the punks in beginning of The Terminator?
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ray. @ray.wtf · 09/07/2026
new tonight: dog infiltrates group ride disguised as backpack.
A man in cycling clothes with a bike wears a backpack with a large black puppy in it.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 08/07/2026
Everywhere. Every day.
Ray stands in front of a truck where the truck’s hood is nearly as high as he is tall.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 03/07/2026
BIKES!
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ray. @ray.wtf · 02/07/2026
don't trust anyone who uses two spaces after a period.
A crude drawing of a person hugging a furry horned beast with the text "I CARE ABOUT THIS ALOT". It's part of a post from "Hyperbole and a Half" which humorously declares, in part,

"The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar.  It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I'd normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world."

https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
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ray. @ray.wtf · 02/07/2026
Freedom 250 challenge:
A "Where's Waldo" illustration depicting The National Mall with fewer than ten people, widely dispersed. In the center foreground is Waldo.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 01/07/2026
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ray. @ray.wtf · 24/06/2026
A "Pantone Color of the Year 2026" image, showing a pea green swatch called "American Flag Blue".
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ray. @ray.wtf · 23/06/2026
freeloader on the group ride tonight.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 22/06/2026
i mean. c'mon. greenwater? it says it right there on the thing.
On Saturday, Trump pledged to drain the algae-infested reflecting pool. After sinking more than $16 million in taxpayer money into no-bid contracts with two firms, reportedly including a business of his donor and Mar-a-Lago neighbor John Cafaro of Greenwater Services, the landmark is greener than before and peeling.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 22/06/2026
Driving a truck with a hood this high should require a special license.
Ray makes a dumb face while standing in front of a truck where the hood is nearly as tall as he is.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 18/06/2026
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ray. @ray.wtf · 17/06/2026
Now I'm going to have Iron Maiden stuck in my head. “'The Prisoner' (song) was inspired by the British TV show of the same name, and features dialogue from its title sequence.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Num...
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ray. @ray.wtf · 15/06/2026
If you’re doing this in a web browser switching to reader mode will disable the anti-copying mechanisms. (sorry for the mobile screen recording. i’m not near a computer.) i suspect disabling javascript would get around it too but haven’t tried it.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 12/06/2026
"Hear me out: ai deepfakes of Fox News anchors speaking the truth that we show to our parents"
Screenshot of two Threads posts from "elleunchained", saying 1) "Hear me out: ai deepfakes of Fox News anchors speaking the truth that we show to our parents", and 2) "We could legit teach them critical race theory and call it Eagle freedom troops theory"
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ray. @ray.wtf · 08/06/2026
More debate questions like this please. (re: Victor Marx)
Screenshot of quote:

“You claim that you’ve been all around the world, armed to the teeth, rescuing women and children from captivity, that you stopped human smugglers at the Mexico border and made them pay a price, that you, as a civilian, called in a U.S. Military airstrike that killed 70 ISIS fighters, that you were the first American into Gaza during the war with Israel, that you’ve done 150 high-risk missions and every one has been a success. You told me last week that it’s all true and that you don’t need to prove it to anyone. But you’re talking to voters now. How should voters decide whether you’ve lived one of the most extraordinary lives in human history, or whether you’re a liar and a fraud?”
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ray. @ray.wtf · 08/06/2026
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ray. @ray.wtf · 04/06/2026
i really really really want to believe this is real.
A lost dog flyer with a fairly ridiculous looking drawing of a dog, next to a photograph of a similarly ridiculous looking dog. The flyer reads "Who lost this dog??? Come claim it in the lobby!!!" and "looks like this" with a hand-drawn arrow pointing to the drawing.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 04/06/2026
gif kitten loves you.
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ray. @ray.wtf · 03/06/2026
i’m so sick of this irredeemable ass attacking women for asking relevant reasonable questions.
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