Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026one star means it's the best, right? the highest, tip of the pyramid? 010
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the more I think about it the more I want to compare it to the original Evil Dead movies. it's so fucking funny, while still being gross horror. a lot of interesting camera stuff to evoke video game perspectives or transitions from cutscenes to gameplay... it's just... I am still working through it. 010
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I love how funny this movie was and how much of the humor and premise are based on "Umbrella are a bunch of circus clowns". who ever wrote this movie just gets the games. Mortal Kombat might no longer be the best/most accurate video game movie. plus this is a legit good movie, like wtf. 001
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comJohn Connor: We're Not Gonna Make ItALT: John Connor: We're Not Gonna Make It 010
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Episode 3 is exactly the type of flashback within flashback episode I can't stand. and I was glued to the screen for the entire runtime. no distraction, no quick browsing something on the phone... yeah, I'd say the writing is pretty good. as is everything that brings the writing to life.static.klipy.comBubbles Says "Deee-eee-ECENT"ALT: Bubbles Says "Deee-eee-ECENT" 010
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026you don't need to sell it so hard! thanks for reminding me, though. now I got to check if I can throw money at the show to watch it legally, or...static.klipy.comTim Curry as Pirate Laughing (Long John Silver)ALT: Tim Curry as Pirate Laughing (Long John Silver) 020
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026it's about something beyond smashing green toys into bad guys? how am I supposed to handle that as an adult?!static.klipy.comArthur FistALT: Arthur Fist 010
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026what's FDT? none of the answer I found make much sense. 110
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I don't even remember what people were upset about other than there was no comically racist caricature villain in it. 000
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026pretty much the same for me. I don't always agree, but his perspective is really informative. 000
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026urgh, Doomsday, not Endgame. my brain just can't anymore. man, have you ever watched one of these, mostly enjoyed it and then the post credit scene just makes you think "eh, hard pass" despite or because you know what is on the horizon for the series? 010
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026yeah, but only now he reached the poor boy torn between power and responsibility. can't rush anything. this might not even stick until Endgame, who is written by other people! ok, I am done. I just can't even semi pretend to continue this joke. 100
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026for a Marvel I was surprised it had a few scenes that were shot like they were about something. my bar is very low. at the end the audience I was with clapped enthusiastically. on the one hand I am happy they enjoyed it so much. on the other handstatic.klipy.comMichael Scott's Gross Eek Face with DwightALT: Michael Scott's Gross Eek Face with Dwight 010
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026static.klipy.comAngry Irritated Man in HoodieALT: Angry Irritated Man in Hoodie 000
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026also I still can't believe Nolan went woke and cast Elliot Page as Achilles, the warriorest of warriors that ever warriored. which is totally what happened.static.klipy.comStitch Frustrated: Oh No, Frustração!ALT: Stitch Frustrated: Oh No, Frustração! 010
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I am glad I didn't watch this video until I was able to watch the movie myself. IMAX was booked out so hard, I have not seen that even with Avatar. one thought I had was how Agamemnon looked like an 80s Italian Star Wars knock-off Darth Vader. feels like an almost original thought now. 🤭 110
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026but then the comics still run forever, because the audience just eats it up. the shallow superficial audience seems to be where the money is... or rather where enough money is to keep them on life support. "we will never learn from Manga, that stuff is a FAD!" 010
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I rarely read comics. I tend to get into limited runs that are about something, get successful enough to run long enough to switch authors and then they are about running longer. I read Moon Knight longer than I should have and dropped Ms Marvel the moment a dude was writing it for example. 110
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I suppose when Marvel does what everyone else did aka jump straight to Avengers without build up, it makes sense to do a greatest hits, so you can fake that this was all coming from somewhere, that it was set up and you are now here for the big payoff!static.klipy.comCartoon Character Eating PopcornALT: Cartoon Character Eating Popcorn 000
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026but in your hubris you forgot one thing, Mister Darren: Superhero movies are not about something, they are just about punching dudes while wearing recognizable costumes!static.klipy.comBig Brain Meme GestureALT: Big Brain Meme Gesture 010
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026in a way the reaction to "evil" Peter was the proto Kylo Ren. "but he isn't cool, he is cringe" like... yeah. duh. that is what HE thinks is a cool guy, which is in fact not a cool guy. 010
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026choices were made, that's for sure. must have been fun for the VFX workers making that movie, too. 000
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Studios have a realization about influencers? couldn't be happier.static.klipy.comToy Story WoodyALT: Toy Story Woody 000
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 25/06/2026static.klipy.comMan in Green Shirt Laughing HystericallyALT: Man in Green Shirt Laughing Hysterically 000
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I see a beautiful poetry for Filoni. his "first" movie was a couple episodes of Clone Wars sent to theatres to die and this movie feels even more like a couple episodes of Mandalorian sent to the theatres to die. 010
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026on top of that I feel like Jeremy Allen White got the direction to deliver his lines with maximum "do not care" vibes, so nobody could suspect he cares, so you know you don't have to care either. the other's are on various levels of "do not care". Scorsese was the one who didn't get this memo. 000
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 07/05/2026media.tenor.coma man in a red shirt is sitting at a table with a woman and says `` i am pretty wisdomous '' .ALT: a man in a red shirt is sitting at a table with a woman and says `` i am pretty wisdomous '' . 000
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Joe Biden from the Biden crime family.media.tenor.coma man is wearing a striped shirt and making a funny faceALT: a man is wearing a striped shirt and making a funny face 000
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 07/05/2026how can he be Trump, he doesn't have any hair and Trump was never mayor of NYC in the MCU.media.tenor.coma man in a purple shirt is making a funny face and a reaction gifs.me is below himALT: a man in a purple shirt is making a funny face and a reaction gifs.me is below him 110
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 18/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a red jacket eating popcorn with the words and here we go behind himALT: a man in a red jacket eating popcorn with the words and here we go behind him 000
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I only recently became aware of this movie and I am quite intrigued, which surprises me. 010
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026not knowing the story I am very worried about Krypto right now... 000
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 29/03/2026as your very best friend I would never be like that!media.tenor.coma woman says " i 'm your number one fan " while looking downALT: a woman says " i 'm your number one fan " while looking down 020
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 12/03/2026did you lose a bet or something? tenor.com/woCT.giftenor.com 000
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 21/02/2026media.tenor.coma computer screen that says load complete and e = mc2 converter on itALT: a computer screen that says load complete and e = mc2 converter on it 061
Robert 🍉 @rawbeard.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I BELIEVE HER!media.tenor.coma cartoon rabbit is sitting in front of a television and giving a thumbs up .ALT: a cartoon rabbit is sitting in front of a television and giving a thumbs up . 010
