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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak

@rautatammi.bsky.social
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Ex-ship worker, now a boring accountant. 📚 🎮 🪡 🍳 JLPT N3. Born in the 1900's. Newly minted (single) dad. Can be relatively flirty, but harmless 🫶 No minors 🔞 DM's ONLY open to 1) mutuals AND 2) if we've spoken before. Otherwise, for now I will ignore.

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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 50m
What an absolutely atrocious night's sleep 🥱😮‍💨 But on the plus side it's raining heavily and constantly, and someone in the office just said it's snowing in the city just south of us, so basically:
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Moan Glitch Face Distortion
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 15h
I've been watching a lot of food Network compilations lately, and I think I'm just become jaded since the last time I really watched a lot of cooking shows... 😮‍💨🫪
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 15h
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 16h
It's been drizzly all day today, so basically I've been h-word all day 🤤
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hennywheys, bath and candlelight and the sound of rain outside, and muzak on random -- decent end to the night, minus a bit of head and neck ache 😌✨
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Always a fave - and vibe for the evening: 明日になれば どのように ぼくは 君を愛すだろう 時は 短かく ぼくたちは もっと短かい 形のない愛は いつもぼくを すりぬけて いつか ふたりは 淋しい 風になる When tomorrow comes How will I love you? Time is short And we are shorter still A love without form Always slips away from me Someday together we will Become a lonely wind
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Morita Doji (森田童子) - Kimi to sabishii kaze to naru (君と淋しい風になる) - [Remastered]
YouTube video by VAN J-MUSIC (HQ Sound)
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Introducing Mr Man to some of the classics, one at a time 😌✨
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Apropos of nothing, but tiramisu is absolutely disgusting and one of the most overrated desserts. I will not be taking questions on this important matter 😌✨
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sure he's a 10, but can he interpret the toaster settings to get a perfect piece of toast *every time*? 🤨
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I severely dislike that one of the main trophies in Genshin is linked to coop (stupid heart pool treasure chest 🫩). I never do coop, but now I might need to find someone willing to do a quick round, if I want to get that completed, I dunno 🫪🤷
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've felt completely fine for a few days now, and yet every morning when I wake up it's like my face is an infomercial for phlegm... "But wait, there's more!" (You're welcome for the mental image, by the way 😌✨)
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But Wait, Oxi Clean Commercial
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think the reason things are so fucked up on this timeline is, it's been a long time since anything has been what the Chinese called money bags 🥲
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey, quick note - if anyone of my moots or oomfs plans on watching this, do me a favor and just unfollow or block me now, thx ✌️
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyway, second interview on Tuesday, so here's hoping that plays out well 🤞😌✨
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Miranda Hart and Man Cross Fingers for Luck
ALT: Miranda Hart and Man Cross Fingers for Luck
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
245am feeding playlist vibe 😌✨
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Honest Lullaby (Album Version)
YouTube video by Joan Baez - Topic
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Work has been draaaaaaagging the last couple of days. But a good night tonight, friend over, food, some backlogged Taskmaster... Here's hoping I can get some actual sleep, though 🥱🤷
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What Can I Say?
ALT: What Can I Say?
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok but why, with my playlist on random and just over 45,000 tracks ok it, has it played Barbra Steisand singing Guava Jelly three times since last night? 🫪
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I still think that if we all just agree that it's Friday, who's going to stop us?
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Princess Bean: Who's With Me?!
ALT: Princess Bean: Who's With Me?!
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know what's super helpful for getting *to bed* overnight, getting *back to bed* overnight, and also for the morning? Feeling completely fine, but hacking and blowing enough phlegm to caulk up the Hoover dam 🫩🫪
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Phoebe Buffay (Lisa Kudrow) in Friends: Hoest
ALT: Phoebe Buffay (Lisa Kudrow) in Friends: Hoest
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm trying to decide if I'm annoyed at one of the houses *directly* across from the daycare front doors, having a realistic creepy murder clown Halloween decoration on their doorstep... Like, you do you and it's a free country, but know your audience, folks 🫪
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mid-day vibe, pushing through the work day. Not the smoothest of mornings, but lunch out with coworkers and then shower at home on my actual "lunch break". So not horrible, all things considered 🫪
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Dido - Hell After This (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Dido
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Random 3am feeding time thought: I almost always find that the use of the word "bloody" as a mild expletive is super affected, and more of a show-off / I'm trying to be cutely different thing. It's not too often someone uses it and it actually feels natural and flows.
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tired During the Day, Can't Sleep at Night: An Autobiography 🌈😌✨
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Stefon (Bill Hader) - Inspired By True Events
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm watching The Wiggles for the first time, and I feel like it's an attempted indoctrination into some happy smiles cult 😶
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Throwback Monday vibes (it's a thing, get over it 😌✨🫶)
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Kate Ryan - Voyage Voyage (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Kate Ryan
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I made a generic "meeting" for my phone interview today, so I'm not bothered while I do it in my car... But I accidentally called it Bussy instead of Busy. So I guess there's that for my morning 😶
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Man Jumps Off Bridge with Hoverboard
ALT: Man Jumps Off Bridge with Hoverboard
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A bit of wind down in the quiet of the night -- bed time now 🥱 But knocking out more, after this everything is 100%'ed. And then finally on to Snezhnaya, blah blah blah (Weekly limits on reputation is dumb, btw)
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meanwhile, dear daycare... Don't send me a gd email every month saying my invoice is overdue, and then when I log in it says autopay is set up for days later (a week later, this time). Like, make the due date autopay day or later 🫪🫩 🫠
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look, I'll be honest... This is probably the first weekend where I feel actually on top of things and it went smoothly, and I didn't feel at least whelmed. Most weekends have been at lot, at least at some stage of it. So feeling good at the end of it is nice... and now a hot bath 😌✨🫶
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JD from Scrubs Takes a Relaxing Bath
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Help, I'm accidentally raising a bougie baby -- he's transfixed by Ina Garten on the TV 👶
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Fabulous Sassy Girl with Shades On
ALT: Fabulous Sassy Girl with Shades On
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm still in the "sleeping in the second bedroom" phase, to sleep near the crib... And unfortunately it goes like: Heavy/chunky/snotty breathing: OMG is everything ok, are you congested??? Super quiet breathing: OMG are you ok, are you breathing at all?? Hence not the most restful sleep, still 🫠
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Playlist vibe for the evening -- Flogging Molly always reminds me of the Rocky Horror troupe I went to see every weekend for like a year at the end of hs, one of the trannies (Transylvanians) introduced me to them 😌✨
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Screaming at the Wailing Wall
YouTube video by Flogging Molly - Topic
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
None of this makes sense... Why tf is this "chef" on tv making a spaghetti pie in a springform pan but on a barbecue? Why is he wearing a matching velour track suit? Why is he also boiling water on the barbecue? What does anything mean anymore???
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Lost Panda Animation
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Randomly wandering the bookstore with Mr Man for something to do to get out of the house, and jfc $18 for a new paperback? Why don't I just bend over and take it instead, fucking highway robbery prices 🫩
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh no, a foot post 😱 (But not that type of foot post) Anyway, who's up poking their mon or whatever?
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VictoriaQOTD @victoriaqotd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Babs. You look pensive." "No I'm not. I was just thinking."
Miss Babs looking pensive.
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Slept not well last night, but 45 min car nap and hour lunch nap sort of revived me. But dear athiestic lort let it be a smooth weekend 🥱
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stuffy-ish nose and side sleeping: Lay one one side, everything shifts and one side is clear, the other stuffy. Lay on the other side, everything shifts and the other side is clear, the opposite stuffy. 🫩
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Funny Fish with a Blank Stare
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
230am overnight feeding vibes from my playlist:
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Mary Gauthier - Falling Out Of Love [Audio]
YouTube video by Mary Gauthier
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saving my ear holes at work today, btw:
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Allie X Prime
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Haven't been on tons the last couple days, cest la vie Phone interview scheduled for next week -- would be a nice job, and I have hopes to at least get far in the interview process. Got offered a lower position previously (pay too low), and almost considered for higher, so this is the sweet spot.
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But on the plus side, the new churro flavored Hostess Donettes slap pretty hard 🤤
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Wfh" day equaled a solid couch nap, and getting a lot of stuff done, and feeling mildly better... Although we'll see if that keeps up into the evening time 🤷 Also, someone slap me: I went grocery shopping hungry, and bought all the crap 🥲
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have... A head cold! It's almost like I got something from the three coworkers who all came into work when they were sick. Meanwhile, I'm offering wfh (I got shit to do and don't trust these knuckleheads), and if that's a no-go, sorry folks, I'm out for the day anyway. 😮‍💨🫩
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Molly Shannon's Iconic 'I Love It!' SNL Sketch
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Btw, I would like to thank the academy for the ridiculously hot construction crew that's working on my apartment complex's clubhouse, which happens to be right across from my windows 👀
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When a recipe / cooking show says to use "dry" wine, or any other description: Just 👏 tell 👏 me 👏 the 👏 brand 👏 and 👏 everything 👏 so 👏 I 👏 don't 👏 have 👏 to 👏 think 👏 I know absolutely nothing about the toilet water known as wine, dry means nothing to me 😶
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
QTP with a sword (Also, me dickslapping y'all, after a day like today has been 😌🤭🫣)
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Kids Epic Sword & Shield Battle
ALT: Kids Epic Sword & Shield Battle
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just told a coworker it was a busty day instead of a busy day
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Woman in Strapless Top Bounces
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Prof. (Evergreen) Oak @rautatammi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Help me, bowl of honey bbq frito twists, you're my only hope! (Long ass work day, doing two jobs since coworker is out sick with -1.5 hours notice, etc) Almost there 😮‍💨😌✨
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