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@raucousdukakis.bsky.social
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Easy-Going, Nice Guy, Great Wife, Makes A Point 🍞🌹⚾🎶🍺📚🗺

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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 10m
Threaten to shut down the government and put themselves physically between federal agents and her
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Mayor of Haunted Trails and Fright Fest @thedazzlingone.bsky.social · 6h
I've said this before but when I worked for the city I felt like if I cost them $400 dollars I would be fired. This guy has racked up close to half a billion dollars in lawsuits that WE have to pay for. Unbelievable.
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 16m
Look at his curly tail!
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 20m
I'm sorry boys, that pig had some... powerful friends.
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 25m
The Brewers are Brewersing. Infield hit. Blooper. First to third. Wild pitch. 5-2.
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 22m
Staving off the Dodgers' rally
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 33m
Enjoy youtu.be/40YkCQcMCpQ?...
youtu.be
1989 - Mr. Submarine Commercial - Scottie Pippen
YouTube video by Mr. Submarine
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 35m
I also like the implication that Southpaw is working the phones
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 36m
I mean, yeah
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 38m
You mean Mr. Submarine?
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 43m
I'll see you in court
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 45m
Oof, a little more Dennis then. I wouldn't sweat it. Everyone carries the dna of someone who sucked, sharing part of that doesn't mean sharing the shitty part
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 47m
Oh my
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 48m
LA must be Snell-shocked
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 49m
Season 2, you say?
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 51m
Ooh, Mr. President...
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 52m
He sounds like a mixture of Liz Lemon and Dennis Duffy
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 54m
That was dumb, but funny
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 1h
Haven't been this upset at Will Smith since The Legend Of Bagger Vance
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 1h
Good job flipping the vibes
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 1h
Not even the best Dylan parody song youtu.be/9u5x9pdInTU?...
youtu.be
Dewey Cox is Bob Dylan in "Walk Hard" [Clip]
YouTube video by tturcas
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 1h
You got a straight-shot to heaven (so to speak)
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 1h
Lol
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 1h
So then you've acquired the taste
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 1h
bsky.app/profile/rauc...
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 1h
Perhaps if their city was dense with great public transit, instead of a giant suburb, it would be easier to get to games like this
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 1h
Did they just not sell out? Upper deck corners lookin' sparse.
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 1h
Well look, if that doesn't sell you, have a nice shot of zubrowka or a tatonka (I'm guessing from the last name you're Polish)
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 1h
It's just bitter! It's the spirits version of a west coast dipa
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 1h
You just haven't tried hard enough
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 2h
It's an acquired taste, you'll come around
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 2h
Malört's on me!
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 2h
You need to, greatest city on earth!
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 2h
As does its stool version CC: all breweries/taprooms
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Him Lincecum @rainblurredsky.bsky.social · 3h
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 2h
20k ppl won't understand why they're losing
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 2h
His brother retired, you don't have to do this anymore
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 2h
LA not beating the "arrive in the 2nd inning" allegations
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 2h
Absolutely not
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 2h
I'm sorry but no city is better at shameless pride and homerism than Chicago
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 5h
The thing is, I still think that elites feel this way but anti-corporate/anti-elite sentiment has shifted pretty far in the last ten years, which gives me some hope
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 5h
Yeah, it feels like one of the few things where the my limit its more my capacity than cost (though I do get a lot of used/remainders).
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 7h
Thank God I dodged that bullet, at least
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 7h
Very true, no matter what the field
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 7h
If you're gonna do this at least wear the hot dog suit
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 7h
Fair enough. You don't have to like his music, I don't have to laugh
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 7h
After not being able to find a stable teaching job, I worked for like 6 years at a company before finally getting a retirement account from them a few years before they sold to a bigger company who eliminated my job. But at least I got to run through those savings while unemployed!
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 7h
I don't get the point of attacking Albini like that. Should that kind of guy not do the work, change his views and publicly denounce his past bullshit? What is the outcome you're seeking here?
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 7h
Thanks Meatcat!
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 8h
Lol, yeah, so many millennials and zoomers thinking back to their first employer 401(k) match
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