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E. Rat

@ratsheir.bsky.social
208 followers 191 following 368 posts

❝I'll survive. Somehow, I always do.❞ || rp/fake || God of Chaos, corruption, and rats || he/she/it || ✒️🐹 || ⚠️ Dark Content Warning ⚠️

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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hate this bitch. I should start plotting against him.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Keegan Michael Key: I Took That Personally
ALT: Keegan Michael Key: I Took That Personally
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Damn. I thought that would work longer.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can I disown him or do you have to be the parent to do that?
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Go Back to Sleep and Starve
ALT: Go Back to Sleep and Starve
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
(Through gritted teeth and with clear annoyance) Why. Are. You. ALIVE??
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Excuse me????
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Your Majesty" will work just fine. ... you have a LOT of nerve being alive.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
... oh fuck no.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Mhm.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I'm annoyed. I'm going to go do a bunch of drugs about it.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Hmmm... Somewhere, someone is fucking around.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Deadly Neurotoxin
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I hate that fucking thing.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
(MANIC LAUGHING)
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Who's asking? I don't know you.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
//ellie upset about rocket being called a rodent not on his behalf but bc he thinks the comparison is an insult to rodents (the best animals)
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
He's not a fucking rodent-
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Yeah! It looks cool. (Maybe a bit of envy in his voice)
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Maybe you should be.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
"... nevermind."
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
He's so disgustingly nice. I want him miserable.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
You think? He seems rather smart to me. I can't fly a spaceship, after all.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
"Procyonids are more closely related to ursus than muroids."
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Hm. People need to die, actually!
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
"You're more like a small bear, technically speaking."
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
"That ain't a rodent."
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Nevais Duleus @daggerfallen.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
🙂
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
(He is lost in a fit of giggles. Probably high as a kite.)
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
(Blasted on eggnog)
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Hello
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
(Wakes up on the floor, covered from head to toe in dried blood) (... hungover grumbling)
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
He's about to be a problem for a couple unlucky souls
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
What on earth are you doing?
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Always fun.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Delicious
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Thats scheduled for 2pm
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a poster that says the rats are coming with a picture of rats
ALT: a poster that says the rats are coming with a picture of rats
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
They are watching
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The rat sprints back towards the wires and quickly slips into a small hole that leads deeper into the machinery, squeaking angrily all the while. Nettle may get the sense he's being watched now. By many pairs of eyes.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
That's a quick way for him to get the rat to FREAK THE FUCK OUT. It's a whirlwind of tiny claws and sharp teeth at it tries to get out of his grip.
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
(crnchmcrchmhchcrchm)
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Pauses. Looks at Nettle. ... goes back to chewing on the wires
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Chewing on wires
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
(Scurries)
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I should go bother Ril
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
You're cute, but we both already knew that. (The smile lingers a little longer.)
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E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Mm? Yeah, though I guess I should ask which one you're talking about. ... I have a house somewhere on one of them. At some point in time. (He frowns) I don't remember when that was.
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