E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 29/08/2026static.klipy.comKeegan Michael Key: I Took That PersonallyALT: Keegan Michael Key: I Took That Personally 000
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Can I disown him or do you have to be the parent to do that? 100
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 24/08/2026static.klipy.comGo Back to Sleep and StarveALT: Go Back to Sleep and Starve 000
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 24/08/2026(Through gritted teeth and with clear annoyance) Why. Are. You. ALIVE?? 000
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"Your Majesty" will work just fine. ... you have a LOT of nerve being alive. 000
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I'm annoyed. I'm going to go do a bunch of drugs about it. 100
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026//ellie upset about rocket being called a rodent not on his behalf but bc he thinks the comparison is an insult to rodents (the best animals) 000
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026You think? He seems rather smart to me. I can't fly a spaceship, after all. 000
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026"Procyonids are more closely related to ursus than muroids." 000
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 02/01/2026(He is lost in a fit of giggles. Probably high as a kite.) 010
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 24/12/2025(Wakes up on the floor, covered from head to toe in dried blood) (... hungover grumbling) 100
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 22/12/2025media.tenor.coma poster that says the rats are coming with a picture of ratsALT: a poster that says the rats are coming with a picture of rats 000
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 22/12/2025The rat sprints back towards the wires and quickly slips into a small hole that leads deeper into the machinery, squeaking angrily all the while. Nettle may get the sense he's being watched now. By many pairs of eyes. 010
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 22/12/2025That's a quick way for him to get the rat to FREAK THE FUCK OUT. It's a whirlwind of tiny claws and sharp teeth at it tries to get out of his grip. 000
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Pauses. Looks at Nettle. ... goes back to chewing on the wires 000
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 21/12/2025You're cute, but we both already knew that. (The smile lingers a little longer.) 100
E. Rat @ratsheir.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Mm? Yeah, though I guess I should ask which one you're talking about. ... I have a house somewhere on one of them. At some point in time. (He frowns) I don't remember when that was. 000