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Dogboy Creature

@ratparty.bsky.social
249 followers 14 following 104 posts

It/he ● 29 ● I bite Sort of an artist, sort of a dog, sort of a guy. An amalgamation of half identities.

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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do not hyperfixate on Tracy Chapmans hit song Fast Car when you feel like your stuck in life
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The duality of wanting to live in New York where you have to pay $3000/mo to live in a shoebox but there is incredibly functional and reliable public transportation and wanting to live in rural vermont where its beautiful and low cost of living but nothing to do
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
God i love functioning public transportation
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Survived a 4 1/2 hour hike through the longest corn maze. Pretty sure i fucked up my hip real good but i lived 🎉
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No one understands, Muppet Hadestown wouldnt have Kermit and Ms Piggy as Orpheus and Eurydice. If you understood the muppets at all you'd know clearly that Muppets Hadestown would have Kermit and Ms Piggy as Hades and Persephone
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hi everyone, been awhile
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
No one told me getting an MRI would just be me listening to an $800 expiramental noise album.
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Kind of feels like im speedrunning my whole life falling apart with my health bullshit and a bunch of people being laid off from my job (with more layoffs likely to come)
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𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @godivaghoul.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Deianira Ever-Sinking
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Felt good enough to actually make dinner for the first time in awhile! Made pasta and chicken in a (non-alcoholic) white wine butter cream sauce. It was so tasty
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Does anyone want a picture of my brain when i get my mri results back?
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
PSA: I promise im not ghosting any of my friends. Im just having debilitating neurological stuff and having trouble functioning
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Day one learning to skate as an adult: stood in my skates for a few minutes too scared to move. Did some balance drills in my skates. Practiced standing from sitting on the ground. Got comfortable moving a little. Reminded myself a million times to bend my knees and keep my ass out. Fall count: 1
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
How you know the hyperfixation is real: Turned down an opportunity for crazy T4T sex to watch womens hockey tomorrow night
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I cant believe my friends made me care about sports. I have watched a total of 3 PWHL games and i cannot stop thinking about or talking about hockey. Help.
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habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Sailor Laverne is Boston Fleet playoff ready 🫡 ⚓️
Laverne the dilute calico cat wearing a sailor outfit, with the Boston Fleet logo embroidered on the hat
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Just in case any vampires are listening, i've had 3 seperate people in my life tell me that my blood tastes good
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I know im like 5 years too late to the game but Hadestown really hit me. Loving someone so much that you would walk to the ends of the earth and beyond to ensure their safety but letting doubt in yourself and the world destroy the relationship and yourself? Doesnt strike close to home or anything
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Saw Hadestown on Broadway and i have learned that i am not immune to sad pathetic loverboy propaganda
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I found my first gray hair today. Everyone say yipee
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I think i manage well 99% of the time but oh my god it sucks having uncontrolled chronic pain. Theres no good treatment for the underlying cause of my pain, non opiate pain medications straight up do not work, and i refuse to take opiates (personal choice based off addiction family history/ risk)
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Boyfriend made dinner so now im having salmon risotto and non alchoholic wine while playing DnD in the dog bed. Bless my puppy life
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My boyfriend keeps telling me im the second smartest dog. Every time i ask him who the smartest dog is....he says Scrappy Doo! :(
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Sleeping in a human dog bed is surprisingly the secret to not dislocating one of my joints in the middle of the night. Dog affirming AND practical
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Its an interesting to be in a place where i definitely do not pass as a man, but im also almost never assumed to be a cis woman in queer spaces.
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A frozen lake can and will save you.
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Made an extremely frivilous purchase in vermont. Spent $15 on a bottle of apple juice. Hate to admit it is the best damn juice i have ever tasted
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The abdonment trauma goes hard at 3AM after a series of nightmares. I play it cool 99% of the time because my PTSD isn't anyone elses problem, but I am so tired of feeling so disconnected from people and community and just scared all the time. Shit sucks.
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Me: i am so good at casual connections Also me: develops a crush in 0.5 seconds flat
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Mourning a tea house that closed years ago (that i fully did not appreciate at the time it was open) because i cant get a good pot of tea anywere now.
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
One day im gonna write a whole thing about the relationship between chronic pain and being a masochist but thats for another day
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I love when people get so into it they just bite wherever they can reach. Like the pure desperation to consume and as close as physically possible. Like we're gonna laugh later that you bit my cheek but in the moment? When that was just the closest piece of flesh to sink your teeth into? Hot
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I do not have Game of Thrones or the expanded stories of that universe autism but i have been captivated by the faggy deer man in the newest show.
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Its a real shame im back in my slut era because i really want a triangle or VCH piercing and dont want to have to take a 6 week break from activities.
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Enough with this casual shit, i need to be chased through the woods and hunted down like an animal
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Okay, so the primary difference with Luge and Skeleton are the riding positions, right? And we have doubles luge but not doubles skeleton. Hear me out. Combination luge/skeleton doubles. 69
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
You know my brain is broken because i saw a combination knife and lighter and my first thought was "oh. Erotic"
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Sometimes women are so beautiful you start thanking gods you dont believe in
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I do love that more places are prioritizing well made mocktails/NA beverages. I love a mocktail. Make fun of me all you want but i will happily spend $9 on fancy juice.
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
You know i need to get out of Connecticut when every other profile on Feeld is a pleasure dom with "finance" listed an interest in their profile
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Realizing i have vastly overestimated someones interest in me and now must crawl in a hole to wait out my embarrassment
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Im sorry to all the people who know me irl who see me hornypost on main.
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I confess things on my bluesky i wouldnt confess with a gun to my head
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Im sadly one hot woman with a foot fetish away from taking feet off my hard limits list at all times
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Y'all i might have manifested a little too close to the sun given that there are 3 women currently down horrendous for me. Only time will tell if any of this will destroy me emotionally though
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Restarting my testosterone prescription soon so hope my partners are ready for me to be even more unhinged and feral
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Tying up three muzzled puppygirls together. Cerberus
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Sees a sign for sign for dog grooming and starts wagging my tail. Oh....you mean its just haircuts for dogs....? Nevermind
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Dogboy Creature @ratparty.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Need one of those dog collars that just says "nervous"
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