I love slur—
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Oh, s***!…” But let me finish:
—pees. The Slurpee is an American classic!
A word, if I may. Amidst all this divisive rhetoric, do consider waiting for all the facts to come out before you react.
I cherish my followers.
![Slip of paper that says:
Welp, I thought this might happen.
My sister is 11 months sober.
She's also pregnant.*
*No, the father is not in the picture.
[pill taped to paper] <- Could you make her cocktail a mocktail, and mix this capsule of non-alcoholic bitters into her drink?
[pill taped to paper] <- (If you're concerned about safety, feel free to put this capsule in my drink as well!
If you chose to help her in her recovery journey, just signal to me—Say to her, "Careful, I made it strong!"
Rest assured I would tip 50%!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hp5rgd2oqtpvi7hajackck26/bafkreidt3bjwkatyfnl57ftq4sidju67lcklhuma2jbdzsysps4shrsr2e)
