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@ratiphex.games
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SturgisRatiphex from that other place. Mid-40's. Cookie nibbler. West coast. He/They. HusBUNd of @faust.gay

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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 26/09/2026
Cook until pasta is done and tomato broth has condensed into a sauce. Eat it and feel your sinuses drain out 😈
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 26/09/2026
Add in simmering tomato broth (blend together a can of fire-roasted tomatoes, water, garlic, white pepper, honey, gojujang, and chicken bullion paste) a little at a time.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 26/09/2026
Made spaghetti (actually buccatini) ala'assassina because I wanted something hella spicy. Step 1: toast pasta in olive oil infused with red pepper flake and calabrian chilies.
A skillet filled with oil and chilies with pasta resting atop it
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 16/09/2026
Oh, feast your eyes upon this horrible (what I suspect heavily is) AI slop van I saw yesterday.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 07/09/2026
Anyone know who drew the art behind this sticker? www.reddit.com/r/HelpMeFind...
A picture of an anthropomorphic black horse with white muzzle markings and white fat lock dressed in armor and holding a sword
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 11/08/2026
Looking at you, Hard Rock Ink.
The back of a navy blue Scion xB with a sticker on the back window advertising A tattoo parlor called hard Rock Ink. It has a California vanity license plate bearing the letters hrdrknk.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 31/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.
The cover of Sananda Maitreya's album "Symphony or Damn."
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 30/07/2026
I have an OC that is a Pampas Fox (also known as a 'falsefox') Art credit: Pac/tacorat.com on here.
A picture of a male anthropomorphic pampas fox (lycalopex gemnocercus) in a basketball uniform running a baskeball down a court.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 25/07/2026
Interesting. BART is at the convention I'm attending and selling anime train pillows and other things.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 20/07/2026
"You crossed the wrong people, motherfucker."
The two main characters from the Square One TV segment "Mathnet".
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 18/07/2026
To be free, one must give up 32 parts of oneself.
A meme saying to describe your favorite movie as boring as possible on a background of movie posters
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 05/07/2026
Love watching a Youtube video and seeing this in the background!
A drill press up front, behind which is a sign on the wall saying "IN THIS HOUSE / WE BELIEVE / NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL / WOMEN'S RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS / BLACK LIVES MATTER / CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL / LOVE IS LOVE / KINDNESS IS EVERYTHING
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 27/06/2026
I don't think I'll have this perfect of a response to someone ever again...
a reddit post on r/notfoolinganybody showing Tanpopo Sushi and Ramen restaurant in Wisconsin with someone asking what the building was originally used as.Response from u/Ratiphex: Sir/ma'am, this was a Wendy's.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 20/06/2026
This infographic on the back of a bag of small animal treats has me wondering, "why am I giving my animals fortified food on a d-sub-9 connector?"
The back of a bag of small animal treats with an infographic showing a breakdown of what their diet should look like.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 19/06/2026
Post a cartoon you remember that nobody remembers. How about Disney's attempt at making Ren & Stimpy? It was part of the Disney Afternoon only on Mondays (that was part of the promo ad).
A title card for Disney's Shnookums and Meat.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 02/06/2026
Another political mailer where the message is different between English and Spanish. English: another career politician we can't afford Spanish translation: Just another politician. He does not represent our families.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 24/05/2026
QTP with a robot that's not from star wars or transformers (Couldn't decide on just one)
The cover of Queens 1977 album News of the worldMarvin, the paranoid Android from the BBC adaptation of hitchhiker's guide to the GalaxyD.E.C.K.S. from Wake rattle and rollVicki from Small Wonder
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 08/05/2026
Brent Spiner as Bob Wheeler on "Night Court"
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 06/05/2026
The burger king logo with the words BURGER KING replaced with AM's rant from "I have no mouth and I must scream."

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 02/05/2026
The urge to go in the comments on this post and respond "TRAMAMPOLINE! TRABOPILINE!"
A post in a reddit "buy nothing" group giving away a trampoline.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 16/04/2026
NGL, "Beef-a-Roo" simultaneously sounds like a restaurant where they serve kangaroo meat and a gym for said macropods. Photo credit: KrispyKayak on Reddit
A Hardee's fast food restaurant converted into a restaurant called beefaroo
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 02/04/2026
Sign of a dirty mind: looking at this product image and wanting to print a bunch of ring stickers and go apply them to the boxes... This is H2G not a doctored image from Home Depot's website...
A box of Husky contractor clean-up bags. It depicts two hands gripping and stretching one of the bags, evoking a particular meme.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 15/03/2026
So it appears that non-furry YouTube folks are hitting TF triggers now.
A YouTube post by Adam Witt stating" sorry guys no upload this week. I turned into a Korean horse on accident" and showing a face mask product labeled "horse oil"
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 15/03/2026
????
warning message from itch.io
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 07/03/2026
A blast from the past!
A half sheet pamphlet with an anthropomorphic rabbit standing in front of a spaceship. The title reads duckon 8 furry track
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 06/03/2026
This is such an accurate statement.
Reddit comment from user Swifty-Dog: "Krystals are the absolute most disgusting, vile, and gross burgers I've ever eaten twelve of in one sitting."
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 21/02/2026
I'm #RitualReady!
An older person wearing glasses with a white goatee wearing a black T-shirt with the word ghost in stylized text
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 01/02/2026
Apparently it's mango cream not lemon, so I just went all chocolate.
A bakery tray with a donut, croissant, brownie, and pain au chocolat
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 09/01/2026
I suspect @cavendishfox.com steals the S when he stands next to this sign. Source: www.reddit.com/r/SignsWithA...
A movable letter sign that says please wait to be seated. Only someone has taken the s from seated.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 02/01/2026
*squint*
The tweet from the Merriam-Webster dictionary saying to take a screenshot of a gif and whatever word you land on is your word for 2026. The word I received was sloppy
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
The cover of Hum's Album "You'd Prefer an Astronaut"  It features a dark green base meeting a lighter green, making it look like a wall and floor. There is a zebra in the lower left hand corner and "45:53" in the lower right.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 27/12/2025
I'm sorry, your company is called WHAT?!? #FFSAskOneTeenager
A job email from Indeed advising "PostHog is hiring for Technical Customer Success Manager."
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 25/12/2025
And the all-important cut shot...
The same baked brie but cut into and slightly gooey
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 25/12/2025
Baked brie in crescent roll pastry with apricot preserves, fresh from the oven.
A picture of a baked brie on a piece of parchment paper on a baking dish. Having just come out of the oven. It is leaking cheese and apricot preserves from where it wasn't completely sealed.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 06/12/2025
Because I didn't remember what it was called and I was putting an example name on the mockup, I put the name "Whirl-O-Learn" because it involved a paper question circle that rotated. Someone answered my inquiry today. It was called a "Cyclo-Teacher." I was so damn close on almost everything.
The mockup I made of the toy based on my memory, including my descriptions of various parts.A picture of an actual Cyclo-Teacher.  Taken from an ebay listing from user boggle_man
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 01/12/2025
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
A sign for a restaurant establishment that proclaims "just eat baby"
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 17/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? (Okay, use of the word 'placenta' in one of the songs and what ended up happening with the band after this album aside...)
Cover of the album throwing copper by the band Live
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 30/10/2025
There's a song that comes to mind when I see that...
A screenshot of YouTube for the track depressingly shit lunch time sandwich by alpha male tea party
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 22/10/2025
So my job, like a lot of peoples, likes to send out pseudo-phishing emails to test security. The one that they sent today was VERY blatant when you hovered over the email link.
An Outlook link. Preview showing that the link includes the phrase. Do not click on this link
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 05/09/2025
The region: "Pigs die." The specific city: "No Cholera"
The meme "Tell me where you are from using only 2 words."
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 24/08/2025
Out for lunch. I look up and see @karlisle.bsky.social staring down.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 11/08/2025
At the Pinball Hall of Fame and saw this... Big nostalgia trigger for me.
The side of a Tom's Snack Food vending machine, repurposed to sell toys.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 10/08/2025
Someone on Reddit throwing a fit about seeing this shirt in public and me like... I know people who would enjoy this. #CareBara
A Tshirt with a drawing of "Care Bear" characters drawn larger and in various poses including one tied up.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 08/08/2025
Mistakes were made.
An order menu board at a White Castle
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 07/08/2025
JTFXC are you for real with this?
A fast food receipt showing two items, a large cheese curd and a large root beer float. The total is $21.85
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 26/07/2025
*laughs in GenX/Millennial cusp* Too fuckin' easy, mate.
A thumbnail of a youtube video for "what happens when the usps can't decipher an address?"  It has a computer screen with "can you read this?" and an address, handwritten in cursive/script that reads, "7627 Fairway Drive, St. Ignatious NJ"
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 05/07/2025
"He is not closed, as he is deceased." SMH.
A google AI slop summary of the question "are tropicana and frank sinatra closed." 

Yes, the Tropicana Hotel in Las Vegas has closed and was demolished. Frank Sinatra, the famous singer, passed away in 1998. He is not closed, as he is deceased. The Tropicana, however, was a famous hotel and casino that was a frequent hangout for Sinatra and his "Rat Pack" crew. It closed in April 2024 and was subsequently demolished to make way for a new baseball stadium, according to NPR.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 01/06/2025
If you're putting toast in a toaster, who hurt you? You put bread in a toaster, you get toast OUT.
A screenshot of a loading screen in house flipper 2 with a cartoon beaver dressed like a construction worker with the text, "Did you know... you can put toast in a toaster."
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 26/05/2025
a post from bsky account disneyprimevideo announcing the death of phil robertson.
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𝑅𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓍 @ratiphex.games · 20/05/2025
Swore to myself I wasn't going to buy any more guitars... And then the guitar I've been wanting for the last few years not only has a severe price drop vs last year but also has a sale discount on top...
A picture of a fender meteora player plus guitar in fiesta red.
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