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Earnest Painter

@ratherearnest.com
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Artist, cat lover, writer, reader, mysteries. If it weren't for the Pirin tablets I don't think I could go on. etsy.com/shop/RatherEarnest

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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 22h
Every part of this
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 29/09/2026
Tom Cat is too old for this nonsense. But he feels younger in this cooler weather. (Less hot, anyway.) #cats
Tree in a back yard. What's that in the tree?Black and white cat in a treeBlack and white cat in a tree looking at you
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 29/09/2026
This is where we are with spam texts? C'mon, spammers, have some dignity.
Spam text message that reads, "Will you please please please please pretty please pitch in $10 to Troy Jackson's campaign today?"
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 28/09/2026
Paper in an antique typewriter with the word "haunted" typed on it
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 28/09/2026
#cats
Light image of a cat looking out the window
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 27/09/2026
When Barry asks me what I plan to do with the gemstones I'm collecting.
A Siamese cat looking like Gollum scooping coins into a bag with the words "When Barry asks me what I plan to do with the gemstones I'm collecting."
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 27/09/2026
And voilà
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 27/09/2026
I'm making bread with the sourdough starter I brought back to life
Bubbly sourdough starterBread dough getting ready to proof in the oven
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 26/09/2026
Kitty spa day
Scratches on my forearm
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 26/09/2026
Happy #caturday #cats
Orange cat sitting in a canopy of greenery
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 26/09/2026
National Daughters Day #cats
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 25/09/2026
I got a perfect score on the Texas Tribune's News Quiz. First time. #Texas
Perfect score, 5 out of 5
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 25/09/2026
Would you look at that
After Texas DPS neglected tens of thousands of voter
applications, Democrats demand an investigation
The number of unprocessed applications continues to grow. Texas Democrats, locked in tight races in November, want Gov. Greg Abbott to probe the failure.
By Natalia Contreras, Votebeat and The Texas Tribune
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 24/09/2026
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 24/09/2026
Remember him?
President Obama looking in a window at children
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 24/09/2026
All the treats. He gets 'em.
Profile of an orange cat in loaf mode
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 24/09/2026
Who's a cutie #cats
Close-up of an orange cat's profile
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 24/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only).
James Bond cat
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 24/09/2026
A series is dictators or would-be dictators saying "The press is the enemy of the people"
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 22/09/2026
Behold, my dog Toby in his new bed, a gift from his aunties. #dogs
Dog chewing a toy in a purple dog bed with an antique dresser in the background
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 22/09/2026
Yoikes and awaaaaay!!!!! #thriftstores
Nude Ken Doll with guitar pouch bracelet and rainbow headdress, arms outstretch in front, seeming to fly in a thrift shop
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 22/09/2026
I just came across this screenshot from 2022. 😂 It's about my dog and his vet visit.
From the vet visit, the chart indicates the dog is obese and somebody wrote on it "rude"
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 20/09/2026
Watching "Shoulder Dance" with the partner. Odd that he would be the one wanted to watch this kind of movie. Writer/director Jay Arnold
Movie poster for Shoulder Dance
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 19/09/2026
Pictures from the back yard this morning. Sitting with Toby the dog, enjoying the cool.
Red waspSeveral aloe vera plants, one poor knocked overClose up of an aloe vera fallen from the pot and growing in the ground
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 19/09/2026
I don't remember this. It turned up in my Photos memories. I don't know if I did it or if I saved it from somewhere, but it's funny.
Snow White at a well with doves looking on. The words: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 17/09/2026
From The Onion
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 17/09/2026
ICE officer charged in non-fatal shooting arrested by Minnesota authorities apnews.com/article/ice-...
ICE officer charged in non-fatal shooting arrested by Minnesota authorities
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 17/09/2026
There is a guy on Facebook who goes by Man Who Explains Everything. He makes videos and explains stuff and acts like a grumpy professor. This is how he signed off on the last email. We all love the abuse.
There it is. Thank you, you generous bunch of damp biscuits. Now get out.
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 15/09/2026
Give me the $#@#! deli meat #cats
Gray floofy cat looking sternly into the camera
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 14/09/2026
@statesman.com how can I read your articles when the ads won't move?
Ad taking up 90% of the screen
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 13/09/2026
Cartoon mouse who looks tired and has a bindle
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 13/09/2026
This is my sister and me last year, about to go see a live podcast. I was still using a cane. My hip replacement was the following month. Now I don't use the cane and I'm down 25 pounds and counting.
Me with my sister. I'm leaning on a cane
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 12/09/2026
Seriously Saks Fifth Avenue? This is your ad? Is this the "Trump Diaper Shorts" line of clothing?
Saks Fifth Avenue ad with shorts that look like baggy underwear
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 10/09/2026
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 10/09/2026
It's a ginger loaf. #cats
Orange cat in loaf position
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 09/09/2026
Today is National Teddy Bear Day
Hippo hugging a teddy bear with the words "A teddy bear is the answer to pretty much everything."
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 09/09/2026
The painting Bathers at Asnières by Seurat with one guy saying "Sunbathing is just microdosing cremation" and another guy answering "What the hell?"
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 09/09/2026
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 08/09/2026
Before there was the Chia Pet, there was the Pet Rock.
Pet Rock box with the rock on a bed of packaging material
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 07/09/2026
I have opened a booth at the Curious Blackbird shop in Gonzales, Texas, complete with a haunted typewriter. The whole place is a lot of fun, and Gonzales is beautiful. #vintage
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 07/09/2026
This typewriter is happy to be in a vintage store - at Curious Blackbird.
Old typewriter on an antique tabernacle. It looks like the typewriter is smiling
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 05/09/2026
They said I'm from Texas. Thank God. I was afraid I was going to let my people down. I have to say that their reasoning seemed a little stereotypical and didn't mention my pronunciations. #mydialect mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
My personalized My Dialect map showing I sound like I'm from Texas
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 05/09/2026
Post a picture of you from another era
Me in my twenties
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 04/09/2026
This guy was on our roof the other morning. Now he's playing chase with the neighbor's dog. #ducks
Duck sitting in a bird bath with a brick wall behind
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 03/09/2026
That time I took the day off and directed a friend to shake a squeaky chicken at my friend Vicky, who proceeded to alert the entire floor that she was startled. I came back to the office the next day to find this on my desk.
Yellow squeaky chicken frozen in a block of ice, saying FML
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 02/09/2026
Does anybody still use the World Health Organization's hand washing guide that we learned during the pandemic? I do.
World Health Organization's guide to washing hands most efficiently
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 02/09/2026
Raku is getting old. But she still sits politely. #cats
Brown and white cat on a table where she should not be sitting
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 01/09/2026
It's a cool front
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 29/08/2026
My friend Vicky and her daughters
Then a few minutes later, Julianne came to my room to sing the song from SpongeBob where he ripped his pants.
Because she had apparently also ripped pants. When she tried to twerk. At 5:30am whilst singing opera.
her
Y'all. I'm so tired.
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Earnest Painter @ratherearnest.com · 29/08/2026
#cats
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