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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hey man, you got 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs. That means 9/10 lightning bugs think you're a douche. I fit into the latter category.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

the moonchild , who is he talking about , but the way hes describing it , with the music playing , i feel like ive gone to the place where this moonchild is , and ooh theres a pause , this hypnotic kind of music , just making me sit here and slowly imagine the moonchild

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

If this is Dutch House then fuck the Dutch.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

yeah i said it - the xx is a damn cocktease also the room they are fucking in is a little cold and the sheets are too thin but at least they're getting some ya know? good for them

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

like hearing a bunch of drunk white and asian guys do motown karaoke at a business brunch

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

this act is already old and hes not even old enough to buy booze

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

So many novelty numbers in this set...c'mon boys, lets get rid of that shit. And instrumental numbers too...you fucking sellouts.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Dont have a loaded gun, large knife, or hot oven near you after listening to this album cause you might shoot yourself, stab your brain, or shove your head onto a potroast pan after these judgment day lyrics rip out your soul.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I wouldn't be surprised if this entire musical project is being clandestinely funded by a right-wing think tank as a psyop to make us all hate horniness, hedonism and fun again.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I was listening to this by a pool, then suddenly I got aggressively chased by a dog up a street - never been so shit scared in my life.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Thankfully, the song only runs for 88 seconds; but it's like being waterboarded for that long.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I think I would enjoy this album a lot more if the production wasn't so shit. And by shit I mean really shiny, good and professional. And by that I mean shit. You feel me?

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

this album consists of static, 4 chords played consequently throughout the song and sounds of Varg vomiting somwhere near the microphone. Yeah and something similar to hitting a carton box with a flacid penis. One of the worst albums ever ..., well, let's say it was 'recorded'.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

The only entertaining thing that came out of this excuse of a human being was the trollfest in his social media after he called us brazilians inferior and got spammed with gay porn in the process.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Basically, if you're a piece of shit, this is an album for you.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Ya he killed someone but then he made this album. The latter might be morally worse than the former :O

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Sounds like if I fell asleep playing NES and I got sucked in through the controller port and had to live the next 42 minutes and 10 seconds walking around in bloop-blipty noise NES land.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

And my car became a floating spaceship.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I belive this is the soundtrack for every aqua marine species out there. id like to be one of them and be swimming around while this plays in the background.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

** saying "cognitive theory" makes me feel like a tool, even though that's what i majored in.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

and i'm still figuring out if "tired of sex" is serious or a 3-minute-long sarcastic joke about not having any, but pretending he does

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I used to love Muse. Then I realized, with creeping horror, that they were serious.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

The concept that you gotta stop smoking weed becauss itll make you fuck a transvestite is so fucking funny

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

just being a member of Red Hot Chilli Peppers should be a capital offence

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

the twisted humor and speedy delivery is gone, and there's just some mid-tempo, elementary rhyming, with endless lines about California and vaginas

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Elevator Porn Music. ...and I love it!

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I think the intended way to listen to this album is by awkwardly rubbing your penis through really thick sweatpants the entire time.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

With his eyes tightly closed, David Foggerty tried to let the music of At Mount Zoomer move him in such a way that when he opened them again his fingers would have automatically typed out a complete review of the record and the blank Microsoft Word document he had become so exasperated with

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Why the fuck do people approve contemporary bands as "post-punk"? Post punk is both a genre and a particular set of years, rarely exceeding 1982. This fucking offends me. Your shits slipping. Minus 1 star for this idiocy.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I do have a couple of friends that listen to quite a bit of indie (neither of them are hipsters by the way), but if I asked them for a good band they would probably recommend me something that I have never heard of and I might get turned off by the genre entirely.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Also, the sitar is a horrible instrument that reminds me of everything bad that has happened in my life (the first time I saw goaste and tubgirl come to mind)

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

had this bopping at the house party everyone left but I fw with it heavy

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I supported a couch-attached sponger for 3 months out of human courtesy who eventually ripped me off by swiping my PlayStation and CD collection but he did wear a vintage 2112 tee for the entire duration and somehow always had coin for knock-you-on-your-assets pot and reenergized my love for Rush.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

every time I listen to it I start to feel physically ill by about track 5. Now I'm NOT being metaphorical, I'm not insulting Radiohead's music at all. On the level, I feel ILL. Maybe I'll give the chicken kebab a miss next time I plan on listenin to it

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

"Western" is a moving and also alienating song. A murder ballad from digital western wasteland. Here's to the future of popular affecting noise music. e: 8/9/22 really soured on this band. i think i wrote the above review drunk.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

In the spring and summer of 1985, the insipid "We Are the World" by U.S.A. For Africa was everywhere. There was no getting away from that damned thing! Yes, I know the record was made for a good cause (feeding starving Ethiopians), but remember what the road to hell is paved with.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I've wrestled with myself over this. I've had long, profound and often hurtful inner debates over whether I should go with my head and turn away from Eminem in disgust, or whether I should just bite the bullet and let myself enjoy it.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

in the play, ophelia goes insane because hamlet rejects her so i guess Taylor Swift is singing about how that didn't happen to her (because a guy (travis kelce) didn't reject her). ok.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Following a formative conversation on a commercial litigator's son's trampoline, I was bouncing towards the natiform gates of sexual intrigue. Untimely protrusions and protimely untrusions; my world was mixed up and battered in craven desires.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Half a star for snoop dogg because I love that his throat always sounds like it's coated with a thick layer of cocaine and care bear smiles....

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

It sounds a bit like a grandfather telling his sex stories in the service, in a detailed and overly long way.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

An album like this is so refreshing to hear. It's refreshing to hear an album so mind-numbingly boring and so poorly written

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Back in early 2011 nobody outside of Scandinavia had heard of Denmark. That's right, nobody. Okay there were the millions of people who watched the nation win Euro 1992. But those were football fans: alcoholics with no long-term memory.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

why write an album that references Concordes loads of times and then choose a different plane for the album cover?

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Also, reminder that therapeutic drugs effect ones emotional response to music so please refrain from posting reviews if you are under the influence of SSRIs or other mental crutches. These may alter your impression of this perfect album.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

…it's your will that matters, you're living in a lie and it's time to get out. Skip town, buy a one-way ticket, and when you hear about your ex-neighbours burning to cinders you smile to yourself, and then get on with fucking the cute carioca on the beach.

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RYM_TXT @rateyourmusictxt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

"party, sexual, LGBT, mechanical, anxious" me too thanks [29]

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