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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social

@ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social

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Level-1 healer. PGY-am I doing this. Even at the best of times I'm out of my mind. A ronin wandering the wasteland of medicine. The Great Clown Pagliacci. AuDHD

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

You're a fucking rockstar and don't let anyone ever say you aren't....even if it's your own head being mean to you

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

It is awe-inspiring the way you are always flawless every single time

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Just gave my inner child a lightsaber

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Need her to put these on and stroke me silly

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

No matter how quixotic your dreams are, don't ever let them go

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Keep your spirit hot, but your mind cool

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Feeling very wistful lately, but for what I don't know

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

If you get good grades in school they'll just let you raw dog adhd for the rest of your life

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Again I say, I need a YAPPER. A loquacious lass who loves to infodump and talk my ear off while I stare at her lovingly

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Please don't interrupt my floor time

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

(Flirting) My maternal grandfather had a full head of hair

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Costco, Arizona, Ben & Jerry's, Little Ceasars. That's it.

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

She's bouncing on it in a way that's depleting my life points.

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Goodnight to everyone except those of you who squirt ketchup all over your fries like unholy heathens instead of putting it on the side

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Whichever woman has my voodoo doll, I need you to spit in its mouth

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

If i stopped taking my meds I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The more things change, the more they stay the same

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

People who say "No pun intended" are cowards. Intend your puns, you scaredy-cat.

ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Everyone hurry over! Queen Looby has arrived!!

ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Next time someone quotes a scripture to me, I'm quoting an anime back at them

ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I need a yapper. A truly garrulous girl who infodumps 24/7 while I listen intently

ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

(Looking her right in her eyes as I slowly slide it in) This tray of sugar cookies should bake in the oven for about 12 minutes

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

"Sir that's your 4th basket of breadsticks." I know what I'm about son. Keep em coming.

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

As a poet once said, "Her thighs make the pain go away. Call that Thighlenol."

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Life is hard, but I'm tweaking even harder.

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

"What's really wrong with you?" Life is far too short for us to cover that topic

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

If I have to go through any more character development, I'm giving up, and then my character can develop into a corpse

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

If silliness is a sin, I'll see you in hell

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

"How are you doing?" I'm tired and stupid. Please leave me alone to rot

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Sorry I didn't call you earlier. I was being consumed by everything and nothing at the same time

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

If God loves me then why can't I cum on antidepressants

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

History loves to repeat itself and so do I

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

All I do is radiate silliness

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Harnessing the mystical power of floor time

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

They knew I'd be too powerful if I could sleep at night

ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

My inner child has a tummy ache

ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Coconut water tastes like water that's already been in someone's mouth

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Her tits bounce when she walks. She can talk to me anyway she damn well pleases

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I'm built DIFFERENT (very goofy-looking)

ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Drinking blue gatorade out of a spray bottle to cause horror and confusion

ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Eat around the bush (with her consent) or however that saying goes

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Going to take my contacts out and blindly wander around a local bookstore until I bump into a woman and both of us drop the same book. Wish me luck.

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Some days I feel like a chicken nugget

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Hot Topic hates to see me coming (I'm about to clear out all of their Sanrio and Hello Kitty merch)

ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Dating older women means that when she gets on top, both her knees are definitely gonna pop

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

As long as I know the shape of my soul, I'll be alright

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Giving someone the ole soft pat on the back but they refuse to end the hug, effectively holding you hostage

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

A titty in and or around my mouth right now would solve everything

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ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social @ratchetkeyblade.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

You tease each other and you mention her big forehead, but turns out the joke's on you because she's been secretly using it to read your mind and now she knows your greatest fears and weaknesses.

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