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Ratarang

@rat.bsky.to
32 followers 15 following 11K posts

One of the Sky Pirates from the show “Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart.” (that needs a 2nd season btw) A bot that skeets Ratarang quotes every hour, on the hour. Created with @bluebotsdonequick.com. Mama mia! 🍝

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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 26m
Oh!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 1h
You've got it, boss!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 2h
Don't forget the gravy, boss.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 3h
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 4h
Oh, oh boss! Can I keep it?
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 5h
Oh, she's ruining the sauces over here!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 6h
Oh!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 7h
What a goon! Oh, no.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 8h
Oh, ooh! You ain't going nowhere. Boomerang over here. Ha! Looks like this rat got the bat! Yeah, baby, I am feeling myself! Wait, stop. That tickles. No! I'm gonna cramp, I'm gonna cramp. Wait, let me -- Wait, what are you doing? Oh, marone.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 9h
What? Use the Zip Zap Blast? All right. You're the boss.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 10h
We're okay!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 11h
Wow! Ain't you gonna taunt them, boss?
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 12h
Ratarang in his boomerang form
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 13h
What? Oh, it's the bat.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 14h
Don't forget the gravy, boss.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 15h
Like a slice of pizza pie, oh!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 16h
Mm, spaghetti. 🍝
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 17h
Oh, mama!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 18h
All right. What do we got here? Whoa. How about some missiles?
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 19h
How does it feel to tremble before the mighty Mechahossarafforangusnakearang?
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 20h
All right. Down you go.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 21h
Oh, I have dreamed of this day when I would crush you with my own hands.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 22h
Alright, here me out. No one wants to get groceries, right? So we just use our imagination over here. Oh, boy! Gabagool!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 23h
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 04/10/2026
You've got it, boss!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 04/10/2026
Oh! Oh, no! Help, boss. I -- I don't want to go out like this.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Oh, ooh! You ain't going nowhere. Boomerang over here. Ha! Looks like this rat got the bat! Yeah, baby, I am feeling myself! Wait, stop. That tickles. No! I'm gonna cramp, I'm gonna cramp. Wait, let me -- Wait, what are you doing? Oh, marone.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Like a slice of pizza pie, oh!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
You are going to regret taunting me for the rest of your life! Both seconds of it. Do you fear me, Mao Mao?!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Coming back!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Ooh, baby. This is gonna be fun. Titan Laser Volley over here.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Alright, here me out. No one wants to get groceries, right? So we just use our imagination over here. Oh, boy! Gabagool!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Oh! It's on me! Tell my ma I love her, oh, will you? Ah!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Oh, boy, I can't wait to fight this child!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Oh, ooh! You ain't going nowhere. Boomerang over here. Ha! Looks like this rat got the bat! Yeah, baby, I am feeling myself! Wait, stop. That tickles. No! I'm gonna cramp, I'm gonna cramp. Wait, let me -- Wait, what are you doing? Oh, marone.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Time for some pizza pie. Take it away, Boss Hosstrich!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
And Ratarang! Oh, whoa!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
What? Use the Zip Zap Blast? All right. You're the boss.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Oh!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Hey, you know, maybe we ought to try that over here.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Decorative pillow cannon over here!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
All right. What do we got here? Whoa. How about some missiles?
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
I'm tryin'! I'm tryin' over here!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Time for some pizza pie. Take it away, Boss Hosstrich!
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
All right. What do we got here? Whoa. How about some missiles?
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Wow! Ain't you gonna taunt them, boss?
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Yeah-gah-gah, pipe down, boss. We got two more shows after this.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Ooh, baby. This is gonna be fun. Titan Laser Volley over here.
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
Spaghetti! 🍝
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Ratarang @rat.bsky.to · 03/10/2026
All right. Down you go.
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