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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open

@rasputinzero.bsky.social
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Writer, artist, creator of the webcomic "String," Londoner, malnourished leftie and kind of a crank. He/him until such a time as I get bored with heteronormativity. LLMs? Git tae f- Taking commissions at: rosshopkins.co.uk

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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oho! An excellent opportunity to resurrect one of my favourite PSAs!
An explanation of RSS feeds and how they may benefit You, The Webcomic Reader!
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'tis not a power to be wielded lightly. 7.56 spoilers #ffxiv #evercold #dawntrail
No'zaya Storm, my FFXIV OC, traversing the worlds and hankering for one of Aunt Tii's tacos while she does so. Naturally, once she reaches the other side where Alphinaud and Estinien are waiting for the next expansion to begin, Aunt Tii lands on the floating island with her taco-cooking paraphernalia.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Inspired by a need to counter all the LLM slop "Space Force" uniforms swimming around with something hand-crafted, meet Spacetrooper Hatsune Miku taking mandated time out of her singing career to conduct eighteen lunar periods of Planetary Service, something I gather happens to a lot of pop idols.
Spacetrooper Hatsune Miku in her Planetary Service uniform with a Dan Dare emblem on her beret poses before an orbital sunrise, as a surprised crew of Tintin's moon rocket exclaim 'I can't see the edge of the horizo-HATSUNE MIKU?!?!?!'
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Elections in the days of Weimar 2: International Version are a frustrating affair because it feels like the forces of "actually we prefer people not be fed to the organ-muncher" must be incandescently perfect every single time or voters will just lazily default to the organ-munching option.
The "mental gymnastics" meme repurposed for today's events, with "FashCo" in the top triptych taking one step, saying 'da jews' and getting 50.1% automatically, while "Democracy" in the bottom quintych must jump through hoops and don a jetpack to clear 49.9% while yelling 'DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO KEEP INFLATION DOWN WHEN THE GLOBAL SUPPLY CHAIN'S COMPLETELY SNOOKERED?', 'EVERYONE'S A MILLION YEARS OLD BUT WE CAN'T RAISE TAXES PLEASE HELP ME MY ECONOMY IS DYING', 'WHAT IF WE THROW TRANS PEOPLE UNDER THE BUS BUT LOOK REALLY SAD ABOUT IT?', 'WE MUST DELIVER BUT WE CAN'T TELL ANYONE WHAT WE'RE DELIVERING LEST WE ANGER THE GREMLINS IN THEIR PHONES' and 'WHAT THE FUCK IS A "GAMERGATE"?'.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A widening gyre, you say? A falcon who cannot hear the falconer, you say? Things falling apart and a centre that cannot hold, you say? MERE ANARCHY, you say? #evercold #ffxiv
Vysna and a roegadyn Bastion, two characters unveiled for the forthcoming FFXIV expansion Evercold.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Got myself a new pair of specs.
Me, nudging myself away from the monitor, as the fish eye lens I've received from the opticians turns everything panoptic.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
These handsomely-printed copies of Ashley Cope's Unsounded have braved the squalls and swells of the Atlantic to arrive safely at my doorstep, courtesy of the fine folks at @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social . They're certainly chonky compared to their predecessors.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
'Does anyone here wanna change seats?'
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
With few means at my disposal to capture the eclipse, I must needs be a bit creative. Patrick Moore must be very proud. Almost as proud as when I found out how to spinduck through that wall in Sonic 1.
My pinhole camera, pripped up on a laundry horse and projecting against a door.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When you really should be moving onto Dawntrail but you spend a month faffing around Island Sanctuary instead. #ffxiv #dawntrail #rogueone #endwalker
Rain Draconis, with Wuk Lamat and Krile Baldesion in tow, steps onto the cliffs of No'zaya Storm's Island Sanctuary to ask 'farming? Really? A warrior of your talents?' No'zaya, with Zenos' scythe planted on her shoulder, interrupted mid crop-tending, answers 'it's a peaceful life.'
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Go! Go back it now! Go back it sooner! Go back in time and back it the moment it popped up!
My contribution to this fine anthology.See more in the the anthology!Back this anthology with all of your monies!
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Support this fine collection of a great many talented comics creators' loopiest and most imaginative journeys into the human mind! And my story too, I guess. Watch this space for Dreams and Nightmare's Kickstarter launch at www.kickstarter.com/projects/mik...
Witness the Subconsciourine as it delves through an Edwardian dreamscape populated by fantastical feats of human imagination!
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Inside its pages you can follow the adventures of Professor MacCloughlanoughlinough and his trusty sidekick Mo Tivatey in their marvellous new invention: the Subconsciourine! Find out how they fare in these unplumbed fathoms in my contribution to the anthology: "Somnambulauts"!
Follow the adventures of Professor MacCloughlanoughlinough and his trusty sidekick Mo Tivatey as they delve the depths of the collective unconscious!
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's time for @wipcomics.bsky.social latest and oddest comics anthology yet, Dreams and Nightmares! Their Kickstarter will be launching soon at www.kickstarter.com/projects/mik...
Dreams and Nightmares, a new anthology from WIP Comics, featuring my story, "Somnambulauts".
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Attack while its tail's up!
No'zaya and Rain in Tifa and Barret's gear typing attacks at Shinra's bad guys.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So that's where all the belt accessories went.
No'zaya claiming some Tetsuya Nomura-designed raid gear.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I will never be a memory.
No'zaya Storm facing Sephiroth at the edge of creation, seven seconds until the end.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So you think you can ride this chocobo?
No'zaya and her trusty steed Farshore running Prae.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pick the right Return spell for YOUR personality!
Rain and No'zaya picking rather different character action skins for their teleports.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yggdrasil city which means meadhalls which means MEAD which means SONGS ABOUT MEAD.
No'zaya and Rain having a drunken ol' time in a Naglfar meadhall.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Bastion" is cool, but I really hoping the new shield tank would be "Judge".
Rain Draconis in Bastion gear. Not "Judge" gear. Disappointingly.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I can see the potential for mishaps.
Rain Draconis dropping one of her shields off the side of a Realmship, which must happen terribly often.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm ready. #ffxiv #evercold
No'zaya Storm dressed up as Leonard Cohen on the beach of the music video for "Then We Take Berlin", in reference to the FFXIV Berlin Fanfest 2026.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Had a whale of a time at SLCZF dipping my toes into my very first tabling experience courtesy of the fine folks at @wipcomics.bsky.social. Thanks to all the attendees and attenders who worked to make this fair a success!
Me, in my dorky 90s grunge outfit, proudly displaying my wares on sale at my SLCZF table. Special credit to Lara Callaghan (whose stuff is great and you should check it out) for taking this photo.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Handy reminder that tomorrow on Sunday 19 July I will be presenting my comics at the South London Comic & Zine Fair in the Discovery Hall being run by my mates in @wipcomics.bsky.social ! Come find us at the Stanley Arts centre in South Norwood! #slczf
Check out Ross Hopkins at the South London Comic & Zine Fair at Stanley Arts in Norwood.All kinds of neat stuff will be at the SLCZF from 11AM to 6PM on Sunday 19th July.I'll be tabling in the Discovery Hall courtesy of my mates at WIP Comics.A map of where my table will be in case you get inexplicably lost.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you encountered my work at the SLCZF table at A.R.C. London then you'll be happy to hear I'll have a whole table to show off my stuff in the Discovery Hall (courtesy of my mates at WIP Comics) at the South London Comic & Zine Fair next week! Come down to the Stanley Arts centre! #slczf #wipcomics
Come check out the works of Ross Hopkins in the Discovery Hall at the South London Comic and Zine Fair at Stanley Arts South Norwood Hill London on Sunday 19 July 2026.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So long Ever Crisis. You were a mediocre gacha game but you inspired some incredible fan art. #ffvii
Zack Fair, delinquent student of Shinra Academy, copies off the desk of Sephiroth, star pupil of Shinra Academy.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This weekend the South London Comic & Zine Fair crew will be hosting a table at A.R.C. London, and they've invited SLCZF participants, including yours truly, to show off some of their wares! You'll be able to find copies of M.O.D.S. Issue One at the SLCZF table Saturday 11 July. Don't miss out!
Me, holding to the side of the A.R.C. London boat with a handful of comics, yelling "Hold the bus!" This is a metaphor for my comic's appearance at the SLCZF table in the A.R.C. London festival on Saturday 11 July in Peckham.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Well naturally I'll be playing the job on the poster, like I always do.
No'zaya Storm, playing Reaper in Evercold.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
At conference. #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026
Adventures at a staff conference, on the way in a sweltering carriage near some oiks, in a workshop talking about plagiarism engines, in the canteen listening to the witless non-events of people's lives, and in a presentation talking about more plagiarism engines.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is not MMO advice, any raids conducted on the recommendations of this mentor should be taken at your own risk. #ffxiv #ff14
My FFXIV OCs: Rain Draconis, freshly crowned mentor, and No'zaya Storm, who remains a miserable sprout. While Rain is honoured and humbled by being raised to such lofty heights, No'zaya snips her own sprout off out of spite.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"High engagement, low velocity" sounds like a bit.
My licence. Can buy a bottle of white cider with this.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
So will Black Mage Tifa be making an appearance in Street Fighter too? #ffvii #streetfighter6 #tifa
Tifa Lockhart in her FFVII Revelation Black Mage gear casting Chun Li's Kikoken special move as a participant in Street Fighter 6.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I am proud to announce the I will be tabling at the South London Comic and Zine Fair on Sunday 19 July 2026! Mosey on down to Stanley Arts just around the corner from Norwood Junction to find copies of my debut comic zine M.O.D.S. as well as stickers, badges, and a set of exclusive prints! #slczf
Come check out the works of Ross Hopkins at the South London Comic and Zine Fair at Stanley Arts South Norwood Hill London on Sunday 19 July 2026.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
FFVIIR Pt 3 just got announced, why isn't my feed absolutely exploding right now? C'mon! Get pumped!
His name is Cloud, he has a sword.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A viral post from Rachael Stott: "Star Trek TNG episodes are called like 'Explosion' and the episode is about a bit explosion. TOS episodes are called 'What yonder soul doth go hence...a brother??' and are about an omnipotent space frog who makes everyone take their clothes off"TNG episode title: "Explosion"TOS title card: "What yonder soul go hence...a brother??"
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I want all of these unused tokens squatting on Siteground's next financials like a babadook in the night, so maybe next time they won't burn their resources on a speculative fad a coke-addled loudmouth convinced them to invest in at a party this one night.
A superfluous LLM-powered widget sitting idle on a host's services page with 20,000 complementary tokens remaining.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If you’re browsing the wonderful wares at the Goblin Mini Market zine fair next week, then you may just encounter copies of my premiere mystery adventure comic M.O.D.S. #1 at the communal table! Come discover what the fuss is about at the Pie House Co-Op in That London on May 10 2026 from 12:30pm.
My goblin self selling copies of M.O.D.S. #1 on the fringes of the Goblin Mini Market at the Pie House Co-Op on May 10 2026.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Continuing my FFXIV revisit by picking up where I left off with my OCs Rain and No'zaya, at the climax of Shadowbringers and Emet's recreation of the Final Days of Amaurot. #ffxiv #shadowbringers #emetselch #amaurot
No'zaya Storm drags Rain Draconis away from the rest of the fallen Scions above Amaurot, urging her onward with motivational talk. Rain is on the verge of exploding into a Lightwarden and far beyond the point of cogency.

No'zaya: C'mon Rain...
No'zaya: ...we can do this!
No'zaya: One foot in front of the other...No'zaya brings Rain forward, where Emet-Selch awaits them patiently.

No'zaya: Just a little further...
No'zaya: Forge ahead, Rain!
No'zaya: Forge ahead!Finally reaching Emet's grasp, he and No'zaya stare down one another.Emet finger-flicks No'zaya, leading both heroes to crumble. He barely needs to lift a finger.

Emet-Selch: What was your plan, even?
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Getting excited for Evercold and thought I'd rustle up something slightly more refined than my night-of doodles. So here, as of the teaser trailer, are our major players including the mysterious Allfather!Au Ra who seems very sad and probably evil and kinda hot. #ffxiv #evercold #halmarut
My FFXIV OCs, No'zaya Storm in Reaper garb, and Rain Draconis as a dual-shield-wielding Judge, in action poses alongside Halmarut in a ushanka holding Calyx in her fleece sleeves, under the shadow of the Allfather Au Ra and in the far distance one of the Arcane Beasts, holding dominion over the icy fourth in the new expansion Evercold.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Get in the effing robot, Warrior of Light.
Rain Draconis, my FFXIV OC and Warrior of Light, stares agog at an off-screen abomination of man and machine, while her erstwhile ally No'zaya Storm urges her to get in the Evangelion and stop procrastinating. A sign of the organisation SCION displays the legend "Zodiark is on his moon and all is right in the world".
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
'Who ya callin' "kitty", kitty?' Gonna character-action-skin your hide to my wall if you don't stop gawping at the interdimensional traveller.
No'zaya Storm staring down one of the new cat creatures of FFXIV Evercold.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If you see this, post a #StarTrek
Tora Ziyal caught in the middle of her fairy godparents Kira Nerys and Elim Garak.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Hey, you FFXIV crafter/gatherers up there exploring the cosmos had better not been up some Prometheus shit while I was away.
Rain Draconis stands before the latest discovery in FFXIV's Cosmic Exploration, which totally won't invade our brains or turn us into goo or something.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Oh hey, it's engagement bait o' clock! #my9games each of which became my entire personality for a few months when I was ten. It became easier to minnow down when I recalled which ones I actually played and which ones I mostly experienced vicariously through other people.
Day of the Tentacle, Civilization II, Tie Fighter, Half-Life, Sonic & Knuckles, Secret of Mana, Final Fantasy VII, Megaman X, Final Fantasy XIV
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Me, in a dugout, bombs falling, tired, exhausted, strung out, cursing a world that can't stop bombing itself for five damn seconds.
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
'And I can now bring you the result of our exclusive exit poll, which produced a 100% result for..."mind your own business you nosy bastard".'
Vincent Hanna reporting for the Country Gentleman's Pig Fertilizer Gazette from Dunny-on-the-Wold
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
In today's update of "String", an urban fantasy webcomic, the queen ascends. stringcomic.co.uk/comic/blog/c...
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
"Hey, I should take part in #hourlycomicday" statements made by the absolutely deranged.
24 hours in the life of Ross Hopkins, consisting exclusively of getting up, making comics, and going to bed.
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