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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Got up early for an electrician, tidying like mad because the agency was vague about what the guy was checking in the flat. Guy arrives late, doesn't even come into the flat, looks at the fuse box and grumbles about electrician-related bureaucracy for a minute, leaves. But hey, the flat looks good.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I enjoy the incongruity of hearing someone loudly clopping into a room, then seeing that they are somehow making that borderline-horse-foley noise with a pair of slim-soled loafers.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The year is 2026 and have recently started finishing every google search with the phrase 'just answer the question'. The fact that it genuinely helps is worrying.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It suddenly occurs to me after many decades that "brainchild" is not a word I care for at all.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Having never really got the appeal of a big hollow chocolate egg (but also an adult, so no probs), I now have a colleague who generously buys each of us one every year. So we need to get a savoury Easter egg into the mainstream asap. A peanut butter and seed ball, maybe? Is there an Easter squirrel.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Waiting to go in to watch a dress rehearsal of SNL UK. Remain unconvinced that this is a thing anyone needs, but am prepared to be pleasantly surprised.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
My colleague always moves InDesign layouts along still zoomed-in to 275% (we're copy editors; she needs but refuses to wear glasses) and with all the grids needlessly turned on (making the text hellish to read). It's the editorial equivalent of leaving the piss-stained toilet seat up and I hate it.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
If one's colleagues ickily insist on starting end-of-week emails with 'Happy Friday!', might one be due some sort of monetary compensation for damages (psychological torment).
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Hear me out: the button tabs on rolled-sleeve shirts the adult equivalent of mittens on a string.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Good morning, the first thing I saw when I opened Instagram (mistake) were photos of the guys in their Beatles cosplay so this day is already a total write-off. No more biopics please JFC.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
New form of self care is watching Instagram updates about Isabella Rossellini's farm.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I didn't think this was a thing with cats, but am pleased to report that after nearly 14 years, I have finally had the honour of gently flipping my lil house monster's inside-out ear back into place >^..^<
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I can't think of a diplomatic way to tell the self-appointed office soundtrack gatekeepers that I absolutely hate their music and cannot take another day of it, so instead I've decided to unplug the two bluetooth speakers and pop them in the microwave on high for a few minutes.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Peter Hujar's Day is a perfect example of the type of film that impresses and moves me on a cellular level while others go straight to "glorified podcast" or "a boring nothing" instead of taking a moment to consider that they probably just don't get it – it being a quiet, genuine piece of art.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Observing NYE in a quiet dive bar at 7.30pm with a glass of house red, an Anne Tyler novel and a golden oldies soundtrack. Determined to finally call a truce with myself this year, see if we can work together to make the next 43 years a big ol' trip instead of something I'm just getting through.
Paperback book, glass of wine, bistro candle, zinc countertop, red lighting.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Turning the corner into the driveway of 43 and now officially get a full-blown hangover from a pint of IPA within two hours of consuming it. What a rush.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Audio-only is an art form. Expressing nuance with your voice alone; verbal description... While I'm lucky enough to be able to watch things, sometimes I don't want to! And I really don't want the art of audio to vanish because people need toddler-level visual stimulation in order to pay attention.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
A lot of "dad" stuff is great, imo. Dad rock, dad jokes. To me, it's a blend of dorky and low-key cool, unselfconsciously loved and shared out of love by a dad-figure. I used to make "Dad's Taxi" mixes for when I drove my pals around (my car; my tunes – don't knock dad's Radiohead tape or you walk).
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Thank you❤️ Boosting the just-a-Thursday signal with some love and sock nibbles from another Arlo (feline variety). The good news is it'll be bedtime at some point and that will be RAD.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Renaming my Birkenstocks immediately (will affectionately address them as 'Sir')
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Outcrazying santa sounds like a choice holiday tradition.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I haven't been a toddler in decades but if given the opportunity I, too, would be demanding this bit until either I or the coffee pot were removed from the premises.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Lol, great minds
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
This is the cover of their new rap album.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I'm sorry but it's adorable when I can't unlock my phone after a long shower because my finger pads have gone wrinkly.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
A) hell oui, B) reminds me of when a pal and I decided to spend part of a day in Paris going to the cinema to watch Bruce Almighty (??!), and it turned out to be somewhat of a cultural experience bc we laughed at the audible dialogue and then the locals laughed a second or so later bc subtitles.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Team, I think I need to take a lil trip to Hertfordshire. www.ghhospicecare.org.uk/tractors
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Indulging in a cheeky half on an autumnal evening. Tiny disembodied glow-in-the-dark hand deployed for spooky purposes.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The Love That Remains (new film from Godland dir) just needs to lose Those Bits and I think I'd love it. Also,does it switch to digital or a different film format at some point? (Why??) Wish I'd stayed for the post-screening talk, hope the BFI share it at some point, I have so many questions...
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Day one, tablet one of ADHD medication. Stimulant. Controlled substance. Dangerous, scary stuff. Your heart can and will explode. You will be able to taste sound. Says medical authority. Feel weighty and befuzzed, jet lag from a trip to the moon, considering taking a nap under my desk. Says I.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Star – thank you :)
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I don't suppose anyone wants to buy my London Film Festival ticket for Sound of Falling on 11 October? The festival doesn't allow returns and the only thing they suggest is to stand outside the cinema on the day and hawk my ticket in person (no, I'll be at Jay Kelly on the other side of the river).
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Come at me, cosy season. Ugly paws over here ready to do the snug-toed tango.
Quilted slipperlike shoes. Basically sleeping bags for the feets.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
My sweet, dorky, squishable wee fuzzball. Making gentle *ting ting ting* noises as he drinks from his enamel water dish. Because his lil pink tongue is covered in tiny, flesh-ripping spikes. Cats are punk rock as hell.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
This is tremendous! My first gig was a Gwar show in the 90s and frankly it's kinda been downhill from there, what a crew.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
While copy-editing polo content is on par with undergoing a root canal, the polo pony names are quite good. Two current favourites: Why Not I'm Easy and Biceps Slash
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Doubling down on my pavement queue concept.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Just realised I've booked into the gym at the exact time that the government's emergency test alarm is scheduled to start blaring from everyone's phone. Love a bit of cardio with my cardio (I do not).
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Sorely needed but in no way deserved.
Screen cap of a video of Werner Herzog standing in a garden, a grill on the ground before him with a steak sizzling on it. It is more in the shot than Herzog's face. This is a perfect video.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Oh hell yeah.
Werner Herzog has joined Instagram.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Love that the first designer menswear looks out of Venice are all giving "hey kiddo, dad's home"
Jacob Elordi in a check shirt, pleated khakis and aviator-ish sunglassesAndrew Garfield in a pale blue cable-knit sweater, khakis, white sneakers and tinted glassesLuca Guadagnino in a schlubby beige t-shirt and tan baseball cap with quintessential dad beard
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I wonder who it was that first discovered how naturally suited basset hounds are to wearing a fez.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I find it microscopically reassuring that the Google AI function is still confused by words ending with apostrophe-S.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
We need a term for when you've inadvertently put a song with a hidden track somewhere in the middle of your playlist. Maybe a "John Cage"?
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I think I found the world's power button in the middle of Epping Forest. Hard restart or?
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
ornery (n.): A mechanical apparatus consisting of balls of various sizes arranged as on wires, designed to illustrate the relative motions and positions of the sun, earth, moon, and often other planets – but someone rearranged the damn balls, Jeff I'm looking at you wtf dude.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Hang on, I would watch this film
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Whatever happened to film soundtracks? These 'inspired by the movie' Spotify playlists just do not hit the same.
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rappap0rt @rappap0rt.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I just used the word "bamboozled" out loud. On other news am working on growing a moustache to twirl jauntily.
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