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Edward Teach (True BB) @gigachadbb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

(casually swinging her staff like a baseball bat while talking.) Anyway, I can't help it! Sorry!! It's usually not a huge problem, though!!!

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"Yeah my conceptual weakness is getting beaten up more than I can manage, thing is, I can get beaten up A LOT before I die." Sneakily getting closer to Sanzang.

Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

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I suppose. But do you think Chaldea would get the ire of someone with dominion over time?

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Captain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Well, that'd probably make time manipulation stuff your conceptual weakness, right?

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Not me. The only one who defeated Captain Nemo was time.

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I mean, a large part of my struggles during my journey derived from demons wanting to eat me... It's a conceptual weakness! You should know that, Captain, most of us have one!

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I get why he wants to, he's clearly an evil and demonic being, and I have a whole Skill about evil and demonic beings wanting to eat me, which is why I tried to purify his soul... But he took the tags off instantly!!

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I think Wukong is the last guy I want to see figurines of! I'm still mad at him for ditching me!!

Edward Teach (True BB) @gigachadbb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I think you'd be an earthworm.

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"No, you'd totally be a monkey, Sanzang-chan..."

Animals... I'd be a human, I think! (okay.)

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(she does jaunt over to teach and slap about 6 different paper slips all over his body, all containing sutras.) Wear those for a month! Your soul should purify and you'll lose your wicked, demonic urges. (pat pat pat on the head before she skips off.)

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Oo, hotpot!!!!! (she seems content already.)

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Hmmm... Maybe that guy's a demon? He looks about as ugly as one, so maybe he's some kind of evil spirit...

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Oh, roomie!! Don't worry, I just had to do a bit of self-defense.

haa... haaa... phew! I hope Buddha can forgive me for relying on him like that.

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... I'MSORRYSAVER BUT I NEEDTHEHELP RIGHT NOW!!! ATATATATATATATATA! ONE THOUSAND DEATHS OF BUDDHA PALM!!!!! SUPER 500% OVERCHARGE VERSION!!!

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// sorry this girl is dense and will keep being dense you're going to be in for a 10+ year siege if you want anything besides her getting confused

Okay, can you deal with the pirate guy for me!?!??!

But I don't wanna get eaten!!! I've been working very hard to avoid that!!!

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I was mostly asking because demonic beings are genuinely compelled to eat me!

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Hmm!!! I'm going to go, now!!!

Edward Teach (True BB) @gigachadbb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

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"COME ON! Just a nibble, I won't even leave a hickey!" Looks hungry as fuck

... Are you some sort of demonic fiend, by any chance?

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Well, no, they all wanted to eat me! That was the problem!

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Well, no-! I need to tolerate it! I came here to help! I can't just sit in the back.

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I ran into a bad guy about... Once a day on average back during my travels?

Everyone's so mean here, weeeeeeeeeeh....

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Plump is just a nice word for fat!! I hear it a lot and I know the whole gameplan!!

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No, I don't believe that's quite right-!?!??!?! ... And it's not plump!! I'm not fat!!!

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(arms fold while she thinks.) A lot of things did want to eat me, so I guess I get the logic...

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Humu... If my crying face is awful (and it is!) why would anyone want to see it? I sure as heck wouldn't wanna see it!

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... I'm getting mixed signals!!

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I could never... I always shed a tear when hurting an innocent living being! (so she does it often?)

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Ⱬ — ☆ @cabizbajo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I couldn't beat up a poor pig! I try and be a vegeterian!

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They're callin' it that now? I thought we just referred to it as crackin' hog.

Ⱬ — ☆ @cabizbajo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Well, I don't even know what to say to that...!! I'm just going to meditate on it!!

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An' sometimes you've just gotta go balls deep into a cryin' mess for love of the game. I agree.

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I- I think enlightenment is enlightenment too! Without the perversion!