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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm only saying that Disney could easily get into the body odor suppression industry with Smell Swell Deodorizer branded deodorant.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have only ever received one phone call for a poll about my political views, that was two and a half years ago and it was from a college student

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Finally, someone managed to call him on his shit.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is it a known fact that stock Honda headlights are ridiculously bright?

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If I did my job with the same quality of work that Donald Trump is doing his, I'd be fired in hours.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you're abbreviating a year, much like with any contraction, the apostrophe takes the place of what is being removed. I have a '16 Nissan, not a 16' Nissan (my car was made in 2016, it isn't 16 feet long) I have a 13' Nissan, not a '13 Nissan (my car is 13 feet long, it was not made in 2013)

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

He talks like his presidency is being haunted by Biden's administration when the only thing haunting him is that he's managing to make the presidency look like even more of a joke than Biden did while in office.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I now have an order placed for the Dinoco Lightning McQueen Crocs

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I feel like the last panel isn't needed, but it doesn't devalue the comic by being there.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and The Art of 5th Cell

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have had a continuous headache spanning the past four days. Would it be wrong for me to say that now I know how my mother feels all the time?

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Three days ago my "Not Ken Paxton's Pen" pen arrived

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Like, ten years of tension released through ten minutes of boxing.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I don't need an app, I have a mirror that shows me that I'm a white man every morning after I shower.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"I'm only three" - Manny Heffley, paraphrased

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I don't think enough about how one night the irritation between my brother and I reached a peak and I asked him if he wanted to fight, we both put on boxing gloves, he got a few good hits on me, I didn't get any good hits on him, and after 10 minutes of that, we agreed it was out of our systems.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm going to be 22 in just over two months, my bowels and bladder have no reason to be so active that I can't sit down in a theater and watch a two-hour movie without having to get up to pee just after McQueen and Sally get to the Wheel Well Motel.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I just like playing Drawn to Life and Scribblenauts games on my DS. Those were made with care, and it really shows.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

New realization I just made I can only really buy ingredients for anything that isn't boxed pasta and a jar of sauce if I plan to use those ingredients within two days. The second half of this realization is that I've been working so much lately that I can't really plan for things like that.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

He really does have to make everything about himself. Well, I at least hope that the speech he had planned didn't involve him coming back for round two of bragging about how the building with his name on it was the tallest in Manhattan after the World Trade Center went down.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I shudder to imagine how his mind concocts these rants of complete and utter nonsense.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm probably not treading new ground here, but I bought more Scribblenauts hats on eBay and because one of them is coming from Canada, I had to pay UPS $33.20 in addition to the $15.29 I spent on the item and the other $15.29 I paid for shipping.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Time to celebrate! Here's to 23 years of advancing entertainment!

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I have ordered a Not Ken Paxton's Pen pen. I'm awaiting information on it, but I'm sure that's just because it has become a very popular item and order fulfillment is not easy at that scale, plus I live several states away from Texas.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The fact that we lost Chuck Norris before President Gerry Atric is shameful.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

He's in the same state of being that Megatron was between "Masters and Students" and "Sick Mind" though probably more like between "Sick Mind" and "Out of His Head"

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My grandmother revealed sacred information, she said that she may have a duplicate of the most important blanket I own. This is big news because the one I have is coming apart slowly and painfully, so having a less destroyed one is an exciting prospect. Hype for Grammy!

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I can only assume that Starscream intentionally had Cliffjumper's corpse altered to make it seem as though he had bested him in combat and emerged unscathed specifically to make himself appear greater than he actually was.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

When I was doing custom work on my second Legacy United Cliffjumper, I pulled some screenshots from the first couple of episodes of Transformers Prime and realized that Cliffjumper's damage when his corpse was presented to Megatron was more severe than when Starscream had initially impaled him.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Well I wish you a quick recovery from your beheading.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Nice, now Trump can have more recent things to lose his mind at her over instead of things she said before I could walk.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The Chick Hicks livery goes well, but I had a close call. I made the Faux Wheel Drive logo and placed it everywhere it appears on Chick Hicks, including on the rear window. The issue with Faux Wheel Drive is that it ended up being over 200 layers. This is getting close in more ways than one.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Today I learned about something cool that I can't share because it's really cool.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Apple users think that changing app icons is the height of customization, meanwhile my phone's home screen is four pages of this, and it does function fully.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

After working two double shifts in a row, I find myself aching in ways I didn't know I could. I don't think falling off my bike before work on Wednesday helped.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Making politics for the people again. You, sir, are an inspiration as well as a wake-up call to all politicians in the United States.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The difference is that the Aztek wasn't nearly as ugly and actually was sort of ahead of its time. Plus marketing a family-oriented camping vehicle under the performance and excitement division wasn't the best choice by GM. That would be like Ford calling an SUV a Mustang. Oh wait

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Happy 40th anniversary of the most horrific day in the lives of millions of children!

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Proud to be a New Hampshirite. Live free or die, and that includes voting.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The only people telling him that are the people who are relying on being on his good side.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

We need people doing to Trump what Dakota Johnson did to Ellen DeGeneres. But alas the media is too afraid of his tantrums to call out his lies.

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RaphaelDaGamer @raphaeldagamer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Wild that I can go to Dunkin' and spend $14 on 12 donuts and get 3-4 filling meals out of it but gain a bunch of weight or I can go to Hannaford, spend $5 on 4 donuts and get 4 filling meals and not gain nearly as much weight. Plus the donuts are arguably better at Hannaford.

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