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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Got a couple bills I need to take care of, so I made a Ko-Fi deal that directly corresponds to some of the expenses I need to cover. ko-fi.com/rapcritic If you’re able to throw a couple dollars my way, I genuinely appreciate it! Every little bit helps keep the lights on and the videos coming!

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Join the Backrooms of the RC Patreon! www.patreon.com/c/rapcritic You’ll get LOST in all the extra content I’ve got for ya! Plus, Help me reach my goals, and you’ll get even MORE cool stuff from me!

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

oh yea, if ya wanna do just a short live reaction, it's like $4 or 5 for one and I'll listen to it on my next livestream

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Had to get this off my chest, ok back to my regularly scheduled Helluva Boss posting...

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Whoa, came across this account cause someone reposted a thing I said about the show, but I absolutely love the artistry of this and the other drawings, the detail and composition is so fuckin cherry!

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Came across this comic about Helluva Boss and was like yes, THIS is what Stolas needs: exposure to the reality of the common man (or, demon-person?), and he'd be down with the program! (also, I might be on a certain subreddit, shhh don't tell nobody...)

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

(where THE FUCKIN GENIUS shows up to talk some of that fun 90's scientifical conspiracy theory shit lmao!)

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

BRO I was talkin about missing shows in the 90's and not getting to watch all the episodes, and came across this hiphop-beavis-and-butthead-type show, Station Zero: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWQr... And it's just lost media, there's no preserved episodes I could find outside of this 8 minute clip

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MTV's Station Zero Ep. 4 (Partial Clip)

YouTube video by Michael Jones Jr.

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

The Top 10 Worst Lyrics of 2025, pt 1! On Patreon NOW! www.patreon.com/c/rapcritic

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Make a livestream bundle request!($100= 2 music livestreams and 1 movie review!) ko-fi.com/rapcritic QUICK UPDATE: So, I’ve been working on this pitch with an animator I knew for a bit, but he’s been caught up in his other gigs, so I’m currently looking for a new animator

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The Absolute Best of Hobo Johnson/Rage Against the Machine LP LISTEN! youtube.com/live/IAw91VS...

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The Predator (2018) MOVIE REVIEW: www.patreon.com/c/rapcritic Wacky and uneven, but subverts action tropes in unexpectedly clever ways! LISTEN NOW ON PATREON

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

NOW TAKING YOUR WORST LYRICS OF 2025 SUGGESTIONS! www.patreon.com/c/rapcritic Plus, my new Wu-Tang Clan Triumph parody about video games is on Patreon NOW!

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

One Battle After Another, and the FRUSTRATING way the Black Revolutionary Character is written open.spotify.com/episode/2dFC... New podcast, now on all streaming Plats!

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I just put together 17 Absolute-Best Artist Playlists on one page! (for Patreon user convenience!) www.patreon.com/c/rapcritic

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Just uploaded my Mickey 17 Movie Podcast Review! Join the Patreon to listen, plus get in the RC Discord! www.patreon.com/c/rapcritic

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

2004's Absolute BEST Hip-Hop! www.patreon.com/c/rapcritic Join the Patreon stream, plus the RC Discord!

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

NOW ON PATREON: Family (2018) www.patreon.com/c/rapcritic [an Insane Clown Posse-tinted Family Comedy that's, legitimately a Masterpiece]

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

…but ENOUGH about the Past! It’s time to take a glimpse, into Da Fyutsha! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The Absolute Best of The Roots/ Pippin ALBUM LISTEN! TODAY 4:30pm est! youtube.com/live/6mdsG2U...

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Like fuckin, AHH after all the time and thought I’ve given to ripping on your favorite rappers, I DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT DAMMIT!

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

(and like others have pointed out, guys like Danny Brown have made MUCH more abrasive sounding music, to plenty of underground acclaim; so calling a song the worst ever because, I said “oh my god” as the hook, like, really, that’s it?)

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I mean shit, the people on RYM mostly just do hyperbolic over-the-top AVGN type shit that feels more like a creative writing exercise than a genuine review, but at least they’re TRYING. But just playin the song and expectin it to be self-evident, JUST cause it sounds unconventional, that’s BO-RING!

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Like, ACTUALLY rip on the song, guys! Come out from behind the editing software you just typed those words on and give REASONS for why you don’t like it, dammit!

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

It’s really shown me just how LAZY this content is. And, hey, I get it: randos that are mad that I ripped on their favorite rapper wanna tear me down a peg too, right? But, as a content creator myself, I know how low-effort it is to JUST type “WORST SONG EVER” over a video clip you downloaded.

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Ok, after seeing my songs put on all these internet slop-farm pages that just type “WORST SONG EVER” on them, I wish these people could actually describe WHY they don’t like it, ya know? Like shit man, *I* did a better job of ripping on my OWN song than ANY of y’all!!

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Eminem Forgives His Mom?! www.patreon.com/c/rapcritic RC Reviews Eminem’s Headlights, NOW ON PATREON! (Buy this post NOW for only $5, or join the patreon and get access to all my other stuff too!)

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

and 2: there's literally rap verses in some of those Huntr/x songs, so it's not like there's NO rap verses AT ALL, there's just no song that's explicitly a rap song start-to-finish from a black American rapper, but again, that's such a limited way to think about what's considered rap/hiphop anyways.

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

...avoid making a declarative statement by turning said statement into a question) completely ignores that hiphop as a culture is bigger than mainstream chart spaces, so judging it's relevance by Billboard, which mostly has pop-rap in the charts anyways, is such a skewed way to frame the discourse;

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Ya know what's funny is, I shared this picture before knowing about the "HIPHOP ISN'T IN THE TOP 40!" hysteria that was going around; and like, it's such alarmist internet bs, cause 1: the way it's been extrapolated, i.e. "IS HIPHOP LOSING RELEVANCE" (ya know, that journalism technique where you...

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Blacula (1972) Movie Review: a TRAGIC figure, lost in the Swingin Seventies! (Buy this episode NOW for only $5, or join the patreon and get other stuff too!) www.patreon.com/posts/blacul...

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Comment what you’d like to see me do on the patreon, and let's vote on the popular ideas! www.patreon.com/posts/patreo...

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Listen to/buy my new track on Bandcamp! Amy N Lila - Johnny Mystro johnnymystro.bandcamp.com/track/amy-n-...

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

NOW ON PATREON Neo Ned Movie Review: I Can't Believe they got Gabrielle Union and Jeremy Renner for this… www.patreon.com/c/rapcritic

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

The next RC videos are on Patreon NOW! (Either subscribe, or or pay $5 for the video you want!) Black Hippy: The GREATEST Hip-Hop SUPERGROUP(...that, never really was...) www.patreon.com/posts/black-...

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

New ReviewAnew Pod NOW ON STREAMING: Rocketman Review [What's real, what's fabricated, and a discussion of the most interesting song lyrics!] open.spotify.com/episode/5VHp...

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

NOW ON PATREON: The Absolute BEST of Mad TV, Season 8 (plus, a buncha movie/Boondocks review podcasts I've uploaded in the past couple months!) www.patreon.com/c/rapcritic

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Stream my Wu-Tang video Game parody: PWNAGE by Johnny Mystro!!! @rapcritic.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

So, to port it over to hiphop, It'd be, like, "ok, you wanna write lyrical raps/freaky sex raps/space travel weird raps", well, what's the best way you can frame what you've written so far in a way that is most engaging for your listeners?" something like that!

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