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Rap Bastardz®

@rapbastardz.bsky.social
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2x Emmy nominated Producer/Director of unscripted stuff you watch on cable, Netflix & Disney+. Father, husband, pet owner, artist & puppet enthusiast... not always in that order. Location: Donald Trump is on the Epstein List-fornia

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 11h
Thank you for this! It led me down an interesting search…
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Mazda Miata conversions are common, but few go beyond engine swaps. The ones listed here, completely transform the Japanese roadster.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 11h
This is the way.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h
In a combination of the Defense Production Act and Eminent Domain, Democratic leadership MUST insist that the U.S. government take over Starlink in the interest of National Security and the security of all of our allies. No compromise.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h
Nothing to see here, folks. Just USA's unqualified and incompetent FBI director committing some light treason.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h
I love when people try to defend the Meta PervertSpecs™ by bringing up how much they can help blind people. Ah, yes, if there's one thing Zuckerberg has dedicated his life to, it's the plight of the disabled community. No? What's that? Facebook started out as a college pervert app to rate women?
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h
I don’t see what the big deal is. Trump is literally just breaking down the Republican Party platform into its purest single philosophy.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h
I don’t think it’s the same person. I’m scratching my head over this as well.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h
Russell Dickert? No, does yours?
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h
For reference I’ll re-skeet this old example. I’m pretty sure the cat is always the instigator, but the dog can’t help but join in the hunt.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12h
I’m always down to watch Ryan Gosling either play a nice guy or a total scumbag or a good mix between the two. Having zero idea what I was getting into, I just watched “The Place Beyond the Pines.” It’s like watching three completely different movies, all of them perfect.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 15h
Can this criminal regime in the White House do anything that seems even remotely close to legal?
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 16h
I don’t know what these two dorks are up to, but I can guarantee it’s no good.
Cat and dog finding something in the yard together. They look guilty and suspicious.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 16h
I thought the idea would be that maybe an ambassador… I don’t know… knows the language or has some connection to the country.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 16h
This is infinitely better than the clichéd Folgers can.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 19h
And would this shooting be livestreamed, Preseident Psycho?
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 19h
"Our country" suggests that U.S. oil is a nationalized resource. It's unfortunately not. In 1953 Iran tried to do such a thing. The U.S. then implemented operation Ajax and committed state sponsored U.S. tax payer funded assassination. The result is what we have today.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 20h
Please remind me again in this golden age of meritocracy what made Kimberly Giulfoyle the most qualified person to be the American ambassador to Greece?????
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 20h
Bust out that Trump Family burn book, girl!
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 21h
I’m pretty sure California doesn’t owe the DOJ anything based on their conspiracy hunches and vibes. I hope whoever is in charge in CA is telling Trump and his idiot thugs to go pound sand.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 23h
C’mon. You know he didn’t.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 23h
I don’t use Ai, but if I did, it wouldn’t be to sit around making snuff films.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 23h
His second term much like the inheritance from his father, all he had to do was sit back and do nothing and he would’ve been better off.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 23h
She should have one of those toddler leashes on him. They are a little jarring when you see them in public at first, but in this case, I think it would be a sensible decision.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 23h
So how soon before one of them pushes the other down a flight of stairs? Or better yet, out of Marine One?
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 23h
Genie: Isn’t there anything else you’d like to wish for besides blonde women less than half your age??
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Aladdin's Genie: Sad & Peeking
ALT: Aladdin's Genie: Sad & Peeking
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 23h
Starting to think Trump owns a monkey’s paw or a pile of One Wish Willow’s and just keeps wishing for crazy bleach blondes to fawn over him.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 23h
They’re… obsessed.
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Nikki Obsession Fake Smile
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 23h
We should really aim most of our anger at his parents for creating such a giant gaping unfillable hole in his heart.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
RIP Bob Hope Airport. You were the best kept secret while you lasted. The most convenient airport in the universe and practically in my backyard. I will miss you. The outdoor baggage claim, the short walk to the parking lot, all things of the past. At least the ballers have tons of valet parking.
Valet parked cars at the new Burbank Hollywood Airport. 

The first rule about Bob Hope Airport was you don’t talk about Bob Hope airport.

Well, someone talked, and here we are with this giant monstrosity. Thanks for fucking it up!
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Too bad she can’t read.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m going to guess Trump just saw a photo and swiped right.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Are you sure it wasn’t University of American Samoa? No? Oh that’s right, that one’s actually accredited.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
However, there’s no way in hell they haven’t had the FBI illegally search through Talarico’s computer already, so,m we know there’s nothing to see. Now Vance on the other hand, that’s one that would horrify.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Probably contemplating bringing back human vs. lion gladiator fights and is just floating this out to see how it tests with the audience.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He sees the big green fly-fly thing, right? He can see where it is and is trying to walk towards it?
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh I did!!!!
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In a normal employer/employee relationship, a boss with a history of rape and sexual assault jokingly adding "lay" to the end of her name on a regular basis would probably be a big deal with H.R.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gross. Now The RoboGrope3000™ is a thing???
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Super comforting
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Alt: I would totally drive that little gem everywhere I could. And all of these dudes are trying to get in on the mic agree with me and would do the same..
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Are the Barneyverse libs, or are they owning the libs?
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bryan Cranston posts about RJ Mitte’s death on Instagram: “It is especially devastating to hear that he took his own life.”
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And don’t think for a second I’m a casual…
4‘10“ tall, framed poster of Godzilla versus Hedora, a.k.a. the Godzilla versus the smog monster as titles for U.S. release.

How in the fuck I convinced my wife to allow me to hang this up in the hallway I will never know. True sign that she loves me I guess.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bill Maher is a piece of shit who thinks he looks incredibly cool and edgy because he openly smokes weed. We get it, bro, it’s been legal here for three decades.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Obviously, Riley doesn’t understand the irony in this statement, right?
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Same for everything Trump has ever done and gas prices being the final straw with his supporters. Or rather the only straw?
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Huh?
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bookmarked for if/when I’m ever bedridden. 🎌🏢🔥 🦖
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softanimal @softanimal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm watching every Godzilla and adjacent movie/show "in order" (and also the Gamera Heisei trilogy because it ends with the GOAT kaiju movie)
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don’t understand. Why would Trump and his supporters have such a visceral reaction to someone suggesting that the DOJ release all of the Epstein files?
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