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Ranryu

@ranryu.bsky.social
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I'll write a better one of these later, if I remember. In the meantime: I'm a Knicks fan, an FFXIV casual, and a HoloLive dabbler. He/they

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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Picture from the "The worst guy you know just made a great point" clickhole article
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Actually that's exactly what you're doing. You just don't want to admit it because you know it's ghoulish and wrong
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a born and raised New Yorker who actually lived through 9/11, fuck you. Humor is a great way to deal with grief For instance, this dumb meme from the late aughts helped me move past my own trauma from that day.
Mistakes into miracles. An illustration of Sonic the Hedgehog standing with Pan, Goku's granddaughter from Dragon Ball G.T. 

Sonic has a pleased and slightly embarassed expression on his face, while Pan looks lovingly down at her heavily pregnant belly. Part of it is transparent so that the fetus, with umbilical cord, is visible to the viewer. 

The fetus is a happy looking pony from My Little Pony. I've been told that's Rainbow Dash or Rainbow Sparkle or something like that, but I've never cared to verify. 

At the bottom of the image are the words "mistakes into miracles" in a font that resembles handwriting. The background is an image of the Twin Towers on 9/11, moments after the second plane hit.
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The adults Canadians have conversations with:
3 photos of former Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau in black face and brown face. Canadians re-elected him after seeing these photos
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Old man from "Ariel Needs Legs", saying "imagine" with a look of satisfaction on his face
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My personal favorite is actually from one of the later seasons
Screenshot of an episode of the Simpsons, featuring Moe looking fondly at a noose hanging from the rafters in the back room of his bar. The quote says, "not today, old friend. But don't worry, holidays are just around the corner."
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Those are some low numbers for both
Bar graph showing Mistria with 74.65% of the vote (215 votes) and Palworld with 25.35% of the vote (73 votes)
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Another allegation has hit the Nazi
George W. Bush being informed about 9/11 image
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The chess move in question:
Diagram of a chess board, with the white pieces at the top and the black pieces on the bottom. All pieces are in their starting positions except for the white king's pawn, which is at e4, and the black king's pawn, which is at e6. There is a yellow arrow indicating movement that is extending from the black pawn's starting square into the square it is currently occupying
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Kissed them on the cheek, right? Right??
An MS Painting of Sonic the Hedgehog's sidekick, Tails, looking very stressed out. It is from the fan web-comic "Tails Gets Trolled"
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A lot of people actually know one specific quote from Godot, they just don't know that's where it comes from because they learned it from Buff Luigi
An illustration of a roided-out Luigi, Super Mario's brother, with "fuck me" eyes looking over his shoulder at the viewer. Superimposed over his massive back (with visible thong straps) is the phrase "That's how it is on this bitch of an earth," which is a quote from Samuel Beckett's play, "Waiting for Godot"
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hear me out
Poster for the 1996 movie "Kazaam," starring Shaquille O'Neal
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A photo of Jalen Brunson, smiling, with pixel sunglasses pasted over his eyes
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Burgers
A red background the color of ketchup. On the left is the phrase "I'd hit it," written at a slant in white, all capital letters. On the right is a picture of a double cheeseburger with pickles. It's cropped from the infamous McDonald's advertisement for their dollar menu
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Cheeseburgers
A red background the color of ketchup. On the left is the phrase "I'd hit it," written at a slant in white, all capital letters. On the right is a picture of a double cheeseburger with pickles. It's cropped from the infamous McDonald's advertisement for their dollar menu
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Jumpin' Jack Flash
A movie poster. A man named Jack has got her Jumpin' and the world may never be the same! Whoopi Goldberg. Jumpin' Jack Flash. An adventure in comedy
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Blue sky educational series"
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Average Knicks fan:
An illustration: on one side, a screaming red face wearing a Knicks hat above the text "give me harder battles." On the other side, an illustration of Jesus, looking concerned, above the text "what the fuck."
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You were wrong about one thing, though; biggest game of the season was the NBA Cup 😉
Tip-off of the NBA Cup championship game between the Knicks and Spurs, the two teams who will be meeting in the proper Finals
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Grand Wizard Wakka just has some concerns about the Al Bhed
The face of Wakka from Final Fantasy 10 photoshopped onto an illustration of a Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, holding a blitzball with a bunch of sports trophies behind him
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Jalen Brunson doing his three point celebration, which looks suspiciously like the shocker
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@ufw.bsky.social are you sure you want to be following someone who supports Islamaphobia?
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
FUCK
Shams Charania post from the ESPN app. "New York Knicks center Mitchell Robinson has suffered a broken right pinky finger and there is no timetable on his return, sources tell ESPN."
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
He peaked in Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire tbh
Kevin Hart dressed as a warlock, standing in a spell casting pose
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
She probably enjoyed it
Taylor Swift in a Knicks jersey holding a basketball while on the floor at Madison Square Garden, standing between Carmelo Anthony and Amar'e Stoudemire
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Knicks in 4
Taylor Swift in a Knicks jersey, number 13, standing between Carmelo Anthony and Amar'e Stoudemire with a basketball under her arm. They're standing on the floor of Madison Square Garden
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It means they're gonna win
Logo for the New York City based radio station, "1010 WINS All News. All the Time"
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Have you seen his husband, Teddy? (Aka Hulkling) He's a shapeshifter (half Skrull) and the king of space
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Stylized text: Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion, the thrilling Storm Blood expansion, and player favorited Shadow Bringers expansion up to level 80 for free with no restrictions on playtime.
Attribution: @HatashHyrunashi F. F. 14 Fan fest 2026
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
He would be proud
A photo of a Japanese landscape with the ghost of Shinzo Abe looming over the horizon. At the top are the words "have sex," and in the bottom right corner is the phrase "see you space cowboy..."
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Jarrett Allen's future if he sees Mitchell Robinson in the ECF
Picture of Cleveland Cavaliers center Jarrett Allen with the quote, "the lights were brighter than expected ."
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Basketball shorts looked like this because showing your knees was gay
A basketball player in a Milwaukee Bucks uniform from the early 2000s. The shorts extend four to six inches past his knees, to signal that he wasn't gay
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This you?
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Just a heads up but there's an extra L in Melo's name in the sub-header. (It's fine through the rest of the article, though)
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Tumblr post from classically-lit-memes4u:

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods"
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The "tonight's episode: the writer's barely-disguised fetish" meme, with the "barely-disguised" crossed out so that it just says "the writer's fetish"
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
You're the only one talking about water consumption, buddy
Screenshot of the "I like pancakes." "So you hate waffles?" tweet
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Someone else replying to Serwer reached essentially that answer, but that also falls apart to the obvious follow-up question:
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A lone horse on a beach, staring out over the water. The word "MAN" is superimposed over the top of the image
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The picture from the famous ClickHole article, "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point"
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Zoom-in of Kash Patel doing that thing with his eyes, but this time he has a cigar in his mouth and he's in Cuba
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The Lying Cat from Saga, saying "lying"
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It's the Cyber Dwarf!
A still, from the fan game "Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden", of Charles Barkley talking to a character called Cyber Dwarf, who is a cyborg with basketball material for skin
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It isn't too late to rescind your endorsement of a nazi
Fox News dot com headline: "Elizabeth Warren endorses Nazi-tattooed Graham Platner in high-stakes Maine Senate primary."  And for once, Fox isn't making any of it up. She did endorse Nazi-tattooed Graham Platner
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Because we're supposed to expect the people that kept sending Susan Collins to the senate are a good judge of character
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Sometimes the timeline lines up perfectly
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Lying Cat, from "Saga", saying "lying."
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Ranryu @ranryu.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Illustration of a frog swimming in water with a scorpion on its back. Top text: "But now we shall both surely drown", said the Frog. Bottom text: "lol" said the Scorpion, "lmao".
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