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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃

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🏳️‍🌈he etc. — survivor of the socratic method — maggie’s pai 🇺🇸➡️🇨🇦 📍east van bc canada

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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 1h
coco’s new name is now goose poo-dle so cute. so vile. 🤢
tiny poodle in the grass
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
city of Vancouver “i voted” sticker
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we are not so sure about these creatures in our yard. 🐶
small dog looking pensive between two large ravens on posts and a large dog skeleton. all three have glowing red eyes.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe it *was* too early to decorate for halloween. 🎃🤢
carved pumpkin collapsing on itself, mould visible inside
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one might be forgiven for thinking there was an armed home invasion occurring. but no.
tiny poodle losing her shit at the window. a small black squirrel is visible in the yard.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
morning
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
goats and punkins kinda day
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my high school car tune delivery system. (it was hi tech compared to 8-track)
Budget-Priced Stereo Cassette
Tape Player

$39.95
compact in size and in price. Features Auto-Stop in play mode. locking fast-forward, pushbutton eject, slide-action controls for vol-ume, tone and balance. 8-watt stereo amplifier. 1½ x  5 3/4 x 3 3/8
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well kids back in my day they had an elephant 🐘
70s vintage cocoa krispies box with a bespectacled elephant holding a spoon and carrying a giant bowl of cereal with banana slices on its back.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my home station
station map of commercial broadway skytrain station, vancouver
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
here you go. (small kitchen so dual duty junk/knife drawer)
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nope. straight to recycle ♻️
envelope showing ABC Vancouver on the return address.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
um, can we talk to your branding and ad copy peeps?
4L/1 gallon jug of small spherical objects with the brand name BroBalls. 

ad copy says

Broballs Dumpster
Deodorizer, Triple Action Odor Eliminator, Long-Lasting Scent, Liquid...

7 users give it a rating of 4.5 stars
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wow misleading headline much?
VANCOUVER SUN headline :

B.C. Conservatives take early lead as election campaign gets underway: PollActual text from article:

Two polls released within two days offer sharply different pictures of the early B.C. election campaign, with one showing the Conservatives eight points ahead of the NDP while the other has the NDP leading by five.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they’re sceptical about another election.
two small dogs sitting on my legs on the couch. 

the blond one on the left seems somewhat doubtful. the smaller black and tan one is straight on wtf?
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lovely fall weather. 😎
vancouver weather: 15.8° (feels like 17) at 10:18 pm. 87% humidity. Clear skies high of 19.6, low of 13.1
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
with apologies for slipping a K9 into your cat feed, but coco wanted me to say that she loves your bed. 😊
small poodle in a super shaggy pet bed (very similar to OP’s) on a window ledge.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
love my neighbourhood. (vanhack.ca/start)
girl looking thru a tiny window into theater mounted on a wall, the “east van vodville cinema”looking into the tiny theatre. dolly and peewee are visible singing. looking into the tiny theatre. tim curry in rocky horror visible. sign on wall:

FIRST PANTAGES THEATRE
We designed the Vodville in tribute to the design and craftsmanship of the original Vancouver Pantages Theatre. Our name was inspired by its "VODVIL PICTURES" marquee, c. 1933.
Built-in 1907 at Main and Hastings as a vaudeville theatre, it was converted in 1920 to a movie theatre. It operated under a variety of names over the years, surviving through economic depressions, a bombing, the Hays code, and children sneaking in the back door.
In 1994, the theatre was closed, and despite concerted efforts by heritage advocates, the Pantages Theatre was demolished in 2011 to make way for a housing project. At that time, it was the oldest surviving vaudeville theatre in Canada.
VANCOUVER HACK SPACE
The Vodville is made possible by the love, generosity, tools, and expertise of the Vancouver Hack Space community workshop. (VHS)
Hack Spaces are community-operated physical places, where people share their interest in tinkering with technology, meet and work on their projects, and learn from each other.*
VHS is equipped with a wood shop, welding shop, machine shop. 3-D printers.
CNC machining, a laser cutter, ventilated work area, sewing area, electronics lab, and much more!
VHS is an open co-op type organization, volunteer-run and not-for-profit. Anyone can join*, at any time, no wait list. (Although there is a probationary period before you get a key.)
Non-members can come in as guests, or for free during Open House hours on Tuesday evenings, but are limited to low-liability tools.
Come for a tour on a Tuesday evening!
VANHACK.CA
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
cool but have to wonder how this pole survived 70 years. (thinking on the side entry carport we had in high school with a concrete planter that may or may not have gouged tf out of my mom’s car. they were hypothetically very displeased with me)
mid century house with a driveway curving into a carport that runs parallel to the house. the carport has a roof support post located about a quarter of the way into the driveway where it curves.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
told my sis not to move back to FL. (that’s not her — just her front yard 😂) tho it seems the feral pig panic may be overblown
deputy talking to a black and white pig in a suburban front yard
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gorgeous day for a cross-country meet. And what a setting.
view of downtown vancouver and the mountains from jericho beach. Young girl urging her teammate on. In the background is a view from Jericho Beach of English Bay with ships lined up and the Coast Mountains beyond.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
mfs are back. goose poop all over the dog park. 😭
geese, damn them
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
well if we’re doing the birthplace rivers i give you the decidedly mid west babylon creek.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RT with your home river the mighty fraser
view of the fraser river at the knight st bridge taken from a plane.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
could be one of those “the west” only goes as far west as the rockies things.
map showing loons living everywhere in canada except parts of AB & SK
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Last days of summer. 😎 7° this morning!
view of silvertip mountain across sunshine valley bc. lots of evergreens a man in sweatpants and a big yellow bert n ernie sweatshirt walking two small dogs down a dirt road.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pogo: WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY AND HE IS US.
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WALT KELLY
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
so maybe summer still has a few gasps left. 😎
two small dogs sitting in the sun on the patio couch. a beverage and someone’s bare knees are also visible.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
mine will do that when he drops his toy off the couch.
small dog on the edge of the couch looking sad.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
was volvos answer to the retro craze. perhaps not as successful as some others.
60s/70s Volvo P-1800
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🤷🏻‍♂️
wikipedia screenshot:

Samsung Galaxy smartphones run the Android operating system under the Google Mobile Services platform, however Samsung and third-parties have bundled
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
north of the 49th, both are still calling it ontario.
apple maps showing lake ontariogoogle maps showing lake ontario
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
yeah, pup, time’s a mystery to me too.
small dog looking curiously at a wall clock someone set on the bed. a smaller dog watches in the background
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
yep 🥰
two small dogs laying together side by side on a patio couch
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
just feels like billions of years ago but here you go.
65 ford galaxie
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
twice in one week. they’re trying to kill me.
screencap of a headline:

Cottage Lite
Don't be fooled: these tiny birds are cute, but they're fiercesome [sic] predators

also a pic of the tiny fearsome bird
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
and coco if that counts
tiny poodle lyjng in bed looking directly at camera
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is henry
pic of henry, a small terrier mix
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll (if you feel like it)
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
11 pm. kinda continuous flashing.
view of sky in e van despite late hour it is a pale grey
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
is in washington state also.
RCW 9A.32.050
Murder in the second degree.
1) A person is guilty of murder in the second degree when:
a) With intent to cause the death of another person but without premeditation, he or she causes the death of such person or of a third person; or
(b) He or she commits or attempts to commit any felony, including assault, other than those enumerated in RCW 9A.32.030(1)(c), and, in the course of and in furtherance of such crime or in immediate flight therefrom, he or she, or another participant, causes the death of a person other than one of the participants; except that in any prosecution under this subdivision
(1)(b) in which the defendant was not the only participant in the underlying crime, if established by the defendant by a preponderance of the evidence, it is a defense that the defendant:
(i) Did not commit the homicidal act or in any way solicit, request, command, importune, cause, or aid the commission thereof; and
(ii) Was not armed with a deadly weapon, or any instrument, article, or substance readily capable of causing death or
serious physical injury; and
(iii) Had no reasonable grounds to believe that any other participant was armed with such a weapon, instrument, article, or
substance; and
(iv) Had no reasonable grounds to believe that any other participant intended to engage in conduct likely to result in death
or serious physical injury.
(2) Murder in the second degree is a class A felony.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
nothing like a cloud-free august day. 🔥💨😕
view from skytrain of north shore mountains shrouded in smoke or haze. vancouver flea market in foreground
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
henry may have a bone (frisbee?) to pick with you.
small dog with a fabric flying disk with his bottom teeth sticking through the centre hole. they are damn cute.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
SUNday 😎
two small dog laying on a patio couch in the  sun. the smaller one is alert and ready to bark at any intruders
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
😑
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
PS @davidmoscrop.com if you ever get the window seat dog to stop losing her mind, do share.
tiny dog that sits in the window screeching at innocent passersby
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
sometimes i do wonder if they would eat my face.
two small dogs lined up on the furniture and staring hungrily.
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the one in my hood is 3 storeys!
three-storey legion hall on commercial drive in vancouver
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
guessing (hoping) it refers to the admission date, not something like “let’s all go back to the way things were in 1861.” 😬
wikipedia screenshot showing kansas was admitted to the union on 1/29/1861
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Randy Sutton 👻☠️🎃 @randysutton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
???
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