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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Me watching SAW movies: "Too much death, needs more puppet on tricycle"

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Thats a nice social cue you got there. It would be a shame if I were to unknowingly ignore it

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I was reminded today about the ending of the tv shows "Dinosaurs" & "Alf". I solely blame these two shows for my aversion to finishing series i like

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Pretty sure I watched every episode of Games Night this weekend. The amount of effort @bedgar.bsky.social puts into it is so appreciated. If you haven't seen it i highly recommend you do

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Every day is a battle between "Everything is great!" and "Should I build a bunker?"

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

What if we kissed in front of the 12T of stolen Kit-Kats?

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

"Maybe the real monster is man?" I say to myself while looking at the price of a bag of chips

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Me: "Why am I single?" Also me: "Is a nap a good date?"

google.com

Redirect Notice

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Agatha Christie you make good cookies or whatever that commercial said

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Team shirts for the curling bonspiel

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

"I've waited an eternity for you, my muse" I whisper to my order of fries

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Tomorrow seems like a great day to get day drunk and watch wrestling

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

"I wish the universe would give me a sign" *looking at the coffee grounds at the bottom of my mug shaped like a skull* "Man I should wash this"

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

What new stupid online thing can I latch onto today to avoid the horrors of reality?

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Is there actually a Leviathan that is going to destroy humanity or do we just hope there is one?

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Taking the power back by having my phone on silent all of the time. I will perceive you when I deem it fit

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

You will know you have made my inner circle when I make memes about things that you say

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Was the Ring of Power based on The Ring of Gyges? Or is there just 2 rings that make people invisible

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Haven't found a function where I can get away with wearing my "worlds sluttiest dad" shirt (I dont have kids

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

New product idea: edible hair ties for

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

You can't get in trouble if you don't get caught

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Me: maybe I need a new car *looks at prices of new cars* Me: maybe I need generational wealth

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Don't give up hope. Coming up there will be enough Godzilla content to sustain us until March next year

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Spent my saturday night fighting a fever

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Constantly fighting the urge to say weird shit at inopportune times

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I will have you know this is my emotional support coping mechanism

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Kong: Skull Island is my favorite Vietnam documentary

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

The love of my life is probably out there somewhere eating a rotisserie chicken in a parking lot

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

My unhinged theory today is that people who left sesame street and never came back were ate by the count

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

If you really think about it, fight club was a movie about self discovery

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

What is everyone's favorite pokemon? If it isn't Raichu, why are you wrong?

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I feel if someone ever saw my Instagram reel algorithm i would be committed

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I have come to the conclusion I could not live in the city. It is offputting to me to have more than 10 people in a grocery store

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

If humans were born having night vision would there still be scary stories?

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

What would the Lord of the Rings been like if the fellowship had access to a Ford F-350?

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I don't have time to focus on politics, all of my energy is going towards applying logical thinking into whimsical works of fiction

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Do you think when Gulliver farted Lilliput had to put out an air quality statement?

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I will always have something to recommend for people to watch. On the other hand, if you recommend something for me to watch i will be less likely to view it because you told me what to do

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I keep my yearning to only food products that do not exist anymore

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I don't think the dating pool is terrible. I just don't think I know where to look

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

A typical season of the real housewives is as follows: -2 people fighting over nothing -1 person trying to shill a useless product -3 people not doing much until they get arrested for fraud next season -1 person's failed attempt at a music career -Group vacation that goes sour

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Randystwin @randystwin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026