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Randy Shafter

@randyshafter.bsky.social
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A man can dream
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Hold my beer
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I assume the translation is fuck you?
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Respect for the double baiting
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I made that transfer too but luckily only saw it unfold on vidiprinter
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Bookmarked. Or I would have done but this app is shit
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Sold Haaland again. Last time I did this he scored a hat trick and a brace in the next two games. If this happens again please avenge my death and destroy the game, my rank history and the shoebox under my bed.
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Up against a previous semi-finalist. This will be tough
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
👀
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
All excellent people there and Bobby
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
We're even for memes today now
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Fuck you too
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Happy Sunday to you too
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Wherever you go, I will come...
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Bot picks in bio
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Oh look who's come sniffing around... Getting himself in Dan's view so he can be included in starter pack number 7
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Who are you?
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Was gonna post the "you want some?" meme but you've disarmed me with the gif
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Those three are also the biggest banes of my life. Also in the same order.
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Cheeky = thoroughly justified
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Please kindly butt out you fucker. First the world cups and now starter packs. Is there nothing you won't annex
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Justice has been partially served
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Fourth choice starter pack would be an insult. Don't you dare
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Much appreciated... Cheers...
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
2m red arrow in one week and Free Hit burned
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Yes
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
As much as I enjoy drinking my nan's piss
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
@lordophiuchus.bsky.social get in here fucker
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
If this works it'll be my first ever quote tweet on here bsky.app/profile/rand...
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Easy. Funniest account. Best £390 I ever spent on rigged votes
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Enjoy your penicillin sandwich
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Googly eyes but only if they haven't been used before or else they loose stickiness
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Seismic cunt
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I've never nibbled just gently tbh
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Disappointing but not unexpected
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ask me something only I would know
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Follow me back you crazy toaster
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
What would be a good first message on here? Something with the word fuck in it probably
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Randy Shafter @randyshafter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I want the names, addresses and allergies of anyone liking it from now on
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