iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“I like Trump ‘cause he says what he means and means what he says.” “What Trump really meant was…”

000

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Dolly Parton was an ethical billionaire, because her support for others prevented her from becoming one.

010

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This is the path. Ask nominees about the fact that they practiced giving a non-answer to that question.

010

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I’m old enough to remember that when someone called you a racist, you questioned your behavior, not doubled down.

010

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Trump drawing of the cut in the Reflecting Pool

030

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Why doesn’t the USMNT have a consistent kit for every World Cup? Don’t most countries keep the same primary design?

130

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

She had about 5 great clap backs!

020

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Mike Rogers celebrating Pride Month with gender affirming photoshop.

040

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

@petersagal.bsky.social Listening to @tiffanyhaddish.bsky.social talk about the Bar Mitzvah energy producing as my son is getting ready to do this at a Bar Mitzvah today!

040

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

The headline we want to see: Federal Judge Orders Trump to Remove His Name From the Presidency

050

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

If 60 Minutes was still 60 Minutes, they’d be doing stories exposing the changes at 60 Minutes.

051

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Trump only knows how to negotiate via threats. It worked as a developer because the little guys couldn’t fight back. The threats don’t work with foreign countries and the fact that he has no real negotiating skills is transparent.

030

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Ugh. Had the Hawks +50. 🤦🏻‍♂️

020

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

The Bible needs a 25th Amendment.

030

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Trump in a nutshell. Wasting money on a performative showing by ICE and not doing anything to help people who need it.

030

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Why aren’t the hoops talking heads mentioning that every betting favorite won yesterday. 16 for 16. Doubt that’s ever happened before.

030

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

The difference between Jim Jones and Trump is that Trump would charge for the Kool-aid and tell his supporters it was poison and they would pay him and fight to be the first to drink it.

090

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Um @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, it was Trump/Musk that spent hundreds of millions on ads about pronouns.

010

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

All four players on the ice for the game winner in OT are from Michigan. That means we get to name the bridge after Connor Hellebuyck.

030

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Compromise: You need to produce a library card to vote.

010

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

After 2 straight years of having to google the meaning of the halftime show, next year can the NFL please have a middle-aged white guy translator explaining in real time what’s going on?

010

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

2 things that are true at once: 1. It is very American to be able to criticize your government, especially on foreign soil, where we can show we don’t get thrown in jail for those opinions. 2. PR people should have prepped every American athlete on how to answer Trump related questions.

000

Reposted by Randy Pitler

ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/02/2026

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

propublica.org

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting

The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

22663488417185

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Am I the only one who thinks the Dems should throw a Hail Mary and introduce a full immigration reform bill and try to take the lead on immigration?

010

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

It’s literally a cold day in hell when I agree with the NRA.

011

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

ICE did the Death Box Tactic on Renee Good and her wife.

021

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Am I the one who thinks Renee Good never saw the agent who shot her because she was distracted by the agent yelling in her window? She couldn’t intentionally hit someone she didn’t see.

131

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

You know who’s not trained and not vetted? ICE agents.

020

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Another day where the Don’t Tread on Me crowd is cheering an American being tread upon.

000

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

All over right wing media people are saying “Maduro wasn’t the President.” Where is this coming from? He wasn’t the legitimate president, but he was sworn in and was running the government. Putin and Jung Un aren’t legitimate either, so when do we remove them?

010

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Every accusation is a confession.

010

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Trump’s penis cost him $130,000 to Stormy Daniels, plus legal fees.

000

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Am I the only person who thought Laura Dern was Laura Linney @smartless.bsky.social and realized was wrong when Laura Dern talked about people who think she’s Laura Linney? Just me?

000

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

@slotkin.senate.gov - Can you offer to back off on the illegal military order stuff if he helps get Lou Whitaker into the Hall of Fame?

010

Randy Pitler @randypitler.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I’m predicting the CFP appeases Trump by picking Penn for the 12th spot. #cfp

000