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Ydnar Trismegistus

@randymcshandy.bsky.social
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In my dreams, I am the Wizard Master

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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 33m
only barely got a screenshot in time for a guy's head to explode so hard it teaches me the word sex
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 39m
HOLD ME NOW
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 53m
games are BACK
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 17h
"What are the six words every girl wants to hear"
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
finally updating my local downloads of my bandcamp collection though :)
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Can't stop thinking about the megaman someone did for a pumpkin painting comp at work
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Where my #jackers at #pepperjack #jacking
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My ass is clocked
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CITIZEN TOXIE is a compelling argument against the arts. 10/10.
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
America deserved 9/11 specifically because of this movie
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh Jesus this was a mistake
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
GOOD EVENING, TONIGHT I AM WATCHING CITIZEN TOXIE: THE TOXIC AVENGER IV (2000)
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WE USED TO BE A COUNTRY
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of the incredible things about Moby Dick is finding a footnote longer than some of the chapters
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A favorite bit they do is not just referencing previous movies but calling out specific reels even. Next favorite is bringing back the entire supporting cast of evil underlings including the body builder ladies that just pose. Honorable mention to Mandatory Vomiting Hour
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The value of a proper trashy movie cannot be underestimated
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good evening, tonight I am watching THE TOXIC AVENGER PART III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE (1989)
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Leaves are dropping, the days are shortening, there's something in the breeze, and that only means two things: It's fall, and on this fine evening I am rewatching THE WICKER MAN (1973) YET AGAIN
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Normalize finally fixing this friggin deck
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Go Nagai jumpscare
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any time a japanese word comes up in the subtitles they just redact it with [JAPANESE] lol
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Actually this could probably work as a stage play
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why does the bad guy look like MrBeast
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what if u made a crazy good steak
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
COMPUTER, ENHANCE
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hell yeah brother
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I too wish I could set police on fire the instant they touched me
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oops, all Angine de Poitrine!
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I call it the Hooting and Hollering Porpoise because they make you hoot and holler"
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nice flick if not (respectably) lean
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Terrifying
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Solid enough curd set, that'll press overnight into a nice brick. It really is the worst shade of gray any food could possibly be.
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Might as well make some pumpkin seed tofu while out here
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There she goes
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tried a slice of mystery garden pepper and turns out it's a free punch in the face
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Poring over the Idiot's Guide to Werewolves like business majors in class and the whiteboard says PROFIT = REVENUE - LOSSES
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Inside you there are two wolves
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There's two different pairs of dipshit buddies and it's incredible
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Naturally they're too cowardly to put up a giant sign with his full name en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard...
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You can see some pretty good shit on the drive from Chicago back up into Wisconsin but I've been trying to get a pic of this one for ages
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Incredible
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Supporting local artists sooo good
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Does anyone wanna see a tugboat
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Back to Moby Dick after replacing my copy and Melville immediately reminds you that he's an all-time pro Hater
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Ydnar Trismegistus @randymcshandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watching the waiter from across the venue pull my fourth juice force out of the fridge
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