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Randy Smith Evergreen

@randyevergreen.bsky.social
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Cool dad. Game director and designer. Classic Thief series, indie studio Tiger Style (Waking Mars, Spider: Bryce Manor, Spider: Rite of the Shrouded Moon), freelance game developer. Multiple GotY award winner. Austin and Vermont.

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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Sure!
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Spending all day repeatedly pickpocketing the same black pearl mourning necklace from this zombie in the ruins.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Ozzy can... die???
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Using MS Word online is so great, because it's like using Google Docs that locks up every 30 seconds.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I love Milli Vanilli and I have no intention of ever stopping.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Medical offices these days expect patients to do an unreasonable amount of bookkeeping online before you show up to the appointment. I just entered my own phone number about 55 times in a dozen forms so my son can go to the dentist tomorrow. Sometimes I just give up and tell them to deal with it.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Whoa did any of my fellow Looking Glass homies catch this cameo in Black Mirror s7 ?!?!? I actually still own this exact issue of this magazine! Also this was an extremely rare example of media depicting video game developer culture that I didn't absolutely hate (in fact it was pretty good).
A screenshot from the show Black Mirror showing PC Zone magazine from 1994 with video game System Shock on the cover.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It's totally doesn't at all feel super creepy and exploitative that every image on the Stable Diffusion page is a sexy young woman. No notes. This is totally how I would want my totally legit and good-for-society product represented.
A screenshot of the interface for Stable Diffusion where users can select a model to use. Every image is a photoreal or anime style image of a young woman.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I. What.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Hot take: the executive branch has too much power (even when it’s not wantonly breaking the law).
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Sometimes you really bring your best self and use an infinity symbol, other times you're too busy and important so you just turn an 8 on its side.
A video game HUD where an 8 is turned on its side to stand in for an infinity symbol.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
And instead it was a jumbled, self-serious plane crash where no one achieves karmic enlightenment, even if getting there narratively requires torturing their character unrealistically.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Ok now I'd like to see the original version of the White Lotus season 3 finale, the one before the horrible last minute rewrite, the one that follows through on foreshadowing, makes logical sense, is thematically consistent, and fulfills the promise of the season's confident and glorious story arc.
Rick and Chelsea of White Lotus season 3.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Imo this is totally readable and looks like a solid design.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I used to make these kind of structural diagrams for Thief levels! Wish I could dig some out of storage to show you, but they are back in Vermont.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
P sure I made that exact picture before.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I was all "oh Unity has scene templates? that sounds like it might save work and not easily become corrupt with broken references that it doesn't mention but allows you to save into the file!"
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I clean my laptop when it's really dirty and think "there that should last about 6 months"
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Where is playtest sign up?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/04/2025
What To Know About The TikTok Sale theonion.com/what-to...
Q: Shouldn’t the Trump administration be dealing with the collapsing U.S. economy and the genocide in Gaza instead of this?

A: Have fun in El Salvador.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Baby's first protest. #HandsOff #Austin
A baby stands apart from the protest at Austin, Texas's capitol building.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
We were there until my 1 yo son touched a swampy dead squirrel and we had to flee to the 7-11 for hand sanitizer.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
See, I like the misdirection because you can look ahead and see that those words ALSO go with some other groups and slow your roll. But the designer has to handle this well, not all: lol tricked you.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Right on cue, today’s Connections was the worst ever, with 12 symbols that could be grouped by any amount of arbitrary interpretations (including their own, which sucked). They read Ian’s post and hold my beer’ed.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
And they just let us run multi-million dollar projects!?
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Omg evidence suggests we were young
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I am fully in support of requiring businesses to offer their collaborators fair terms and good compensation, but even so wow does California make it hard and painful for small indie studios to work with talent in California.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Dems said these guys were incompenent, and within a month they spectacularly demonstrated intense incompetence.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
That said the badly-designed ones are definitely "sorry you didn't read my mind on this niche subject matter I love" and make me roll my eyes. But I play most games to unpack the design more so than to win, so I still get something from the experience.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Connections is the only NYT puzzle I actually like. The well-designed ones have a balance of "the tools were there for me to figure this out" and "I fell for a trap; it's my own fault." You only need to solve 3/4 categories, which they lean on well.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Is that the one where the walls slide away and you realize Polito was SPOILER REDACTED? I implemented that! So cool, right?
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I don’t disagree w you though. It *seemed* like it was adding up to something for a whlle there.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I saw a video of Westworld rearranged into chronological order, at which point it was clear it had never made sense nor had any plan.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
GDC! Join me at 2:30 in room west 2006 for a design talk about grids in games! Guaranteed to make you more popular at parties! #GDC2025 #Design @officialgdc.bsky.social schedule.gdconf.com/session/grid...
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Grid Topology vs Game Mechanics: Which Grid for You?
20th March, 2025 02:30pm - 03:00pm - Grids are supposed to make life easier for player and developer alike by quantizing space, but they ...
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Severance is like if Westworld made sense
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Who am I even if I’m mostly attending business talks at GDC
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
So excited for the day when I see two WayMos stuck in a faceoff, honking at each other.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I will never know how to spell leutenant
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
My friend Davey @hellocakebread.bsky.social has been working on this work of art for many years, and it's finally out today! Much love! store.steampowered.com/app/1299460/...
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Save 10% on Wanderstop on Steam
From the creator of The Stanley Parable and The Beginner’s Guide comes Wanderstop, a narrative-centric cozy game about change and tea.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Same - I was(*) working on a "shocking" novel a few years back about the US annexing Canada because climate change. * - theoretically only
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
warnings always say "Check your surroundings for safety" but really they should say "Check your surrounds for danger" thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The ShadowLords? For sure. Even more scary than the ritual murder at the beginning of VII??
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I only beat V, so together we got them all!
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
How many of the Ultima games did you actually get to the end of and beat?
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ThiefGuild.com @thiefguild.com · 03/03/2025
Ever thought that the intro cinematic to Thief: The Dark Project didn't exactly tell you a whole lot about what Garrett would be up against? Here's an alternative for you. Let's talk about CUTSCENE ZERO by @dthron.bsky.social
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
There is no surer sign of cowardice and weakness than using an unfair advantage to not allow someone to finish their sentences.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
How embarrassing to watch the US behave like the worst, most pathetic schoolyard bully you ever knew and the MAGAsphere suck down obvious Orwellian lies and agree to side with an evil dictator who has been drooling to slit our throats for decades. “Let’s just be shameless” is now foreign policy.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Richard Garriott is one of my personal heroes. Maybe some day my own work will catch up with Ultima 4.
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Started SKALD: Against the Black Priory by @highnorthstudios.bsky.social and it's excellent: tons of freedom, plays fast, and a strong, engaging narrative. Big ups! (Makes me wish I'd started making low budget ultima-likes in 2017 when I first thought to.) store.steampowered.com/app/1069160/...
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Save 40% on SKALD: Against the Black Priory on Steam
SKALD:Against the Black Priory is a retro-style party-based RPG set in a grim-dark fantasy world of tragic heroes, violent deaths and Lovecraftian horror. Take a chance and roll the dice as you embark...
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Randy Smith Evergreen @randyevergreen.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Matthew McConaughey, about to go into hypersleep : “so what planets are we flying to?”
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