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@randy-raccoon.bsky.social
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I'm an anthropomorphic raccoon. I may or may not stay in character.

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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
His whole life, Trump has always had someone else around to bail him out of the messes he creates: his father, Allen Weisselberg, the "adults in the room" in his first term. Now all those protectors are gone and he is openly begging for someone to save him from his own folly.
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Nat Turner’s Slave Rebellion @nateturner.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Trump begs other countries to join in. I thought we already won?
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Traitor Trump
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Jane Voter @janevoter2018.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Russia has provided Iran with intelligence on U.S. personnel and military targets and Trump responded by easing sanctions on Russia so they can sell all the oil they want and refill their financial coffers. (Maddow) He is not working for America.
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Russia has provided Iran with information that can help Tehran strike US military, AP sources say
Russia has provided Iran with information that could help Tehran strike American warships, aircraft and other assets in the region.
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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Hope none of you were using the economy for anything important
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Seems obvious the US is currently run by blackmailed people acting in favor of foreign governments. I have no proof, but the obfuscated Epstein files probably do.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Everyone in the chain of command in the Iran operation should be in prison.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
that aristocrats joke has turned out to be too true for my comfort
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
He should change his name to Colin Josthansson
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I don't understand why they refuse to exonerate Trump by releasing all of the Epstein files. Don't they want him exonerated?
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
i think it would be great if we had a president who didn't throw geopolitical temper tantrums when he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The only equitable tariff refund plan is to refund businesses for tariffs taxed on UNSOLD goods, then tally up the rest and issue refund checks to taxpayers. Anything else is a blatant theft from taxpayers.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Why do I get the impression they used AI to decide what was or wasn't incriminating to Trump
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Oh wait, Elon's all over the Epstein files? What a weird and unpredictable bit of news
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
If you took away the ICE budget and directed it to "Trump accounts" instead, every child born in the US would receive 22 thousand dollars, instead of the 1k he's proposing.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Has anyone considered that France is a nuclear power and a member of NATO, and per NATO doctrine an attack on Denmark is essentially an attack on a nuclear power, and thus could be assumed to be the end of the doctrine of mutually assured destruction?
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I'm starting to notice a pattern where MAGA decides whether a murder/killing is justifiable or not based on the political orientation of the victim.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I just spent 37 minutes trying to rinse out a colander. Then I gave up.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Oh man, Jimmy Bowman must be seething right now
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
This Donald Trump guy seems like a total piece of garbage. Which normally I like but not this one, smells fishy. But in a bad way
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It seems going forward the new Democratic Whip is the Republican party. If Republicans can reliably get 8 votes from Senate Democrats by weaponizing the shutdown every two months, then those 8 senators are effectively Republicans.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The same party whose major leaders did not endorse Mamdani did find it within themselves to vote with the Republicans
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
What if they just released the Homan tape to fully exonerate him from the accusation of accepting the $50k bribe. Seems simple enough. I mean this government loves to release tapes, right?
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
i'm not sure why all the liberals are bitching about trump taking a half billion dollar golden jet from qatar when y'all know for a fact obama put dijon mustard on a hamburger
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
"do you need to uphold the constitution" *memories swarm in of qatar's promise of half billion dollar golden airplane palace* "I uh, don't know"
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I don't want to hear about how improvements to policy need to take incremental steps over many years ever again. Obviously we can just walk in with an extra large sharpie and tax the rich 90% or whatever the hell we want. There's no reason not to. They'll just wreck democracy with the money anyway
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I'm gonna need y'all to stop writing dystopian fiction novels and movies and shit. They're using it as how-to guides.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Trump's military parade is going to cost about 90 million. That's about $3k for every homeless veteran in America.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The guy on The Apprentice was a stupid jackass whose entire gimmick on that show was being an asshole. And that was what they aired. The only surprising thing is that 20% of people thought that character would be a good president, rather than someone who would routinely cause national emergencies.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It wasn't the first time. It was the first time Hegseth et al were caught.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I think being a citizen over 35 and born in the US is a bit too low of prereq
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Oh no, TSLA down 16% in one day? More than 50% since its peak? Good heavens, who is running that company? I sure hope he isn't in charge of anything important
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Oh wow, apparently ketamine is basically PCP? That makes sense
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Okay, we're past the shock and depression stage. Bring on the anger and take it to the streets.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
They're currently trying to ban the name "Luigi" all over the Internet. Now if I didn't know any better, it seems they might be afraid of us saying "Luigi." Or chanting it on the street.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Whole lotta silent "good" billionaires right now
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Fox News is a terrorist organization.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Sigh. Add them to the list.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Al Green for minority leader
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
2/3rds of States may call a Constitutional convention and 3/4 to ratify. It's time to pass a Federal Recall Amendment. Permitting a majority of a Senate or House Representative's constituency to recall them. Or a majority of the US to recall a President or Federal Judge or other official. 1/2
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Dear Trump, Please stop making the world hate us and just focus on destroying our own country more so we all get fed up enough to kick you out. Thanks.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
"Fraud waste and abuse" now refers to the Trump regime. When you hear those words what they mean is themselves.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
More than ever I'm really digging that thing Aldo Raine did to the Nazis he let live
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
We're all waiting for you specifically to show up to the protest. You, reading this. A cheap marker and a piece of cardboard is all you need to tell the nation that we don't consent. Hold it over an overpass, hold it in front of your representative's office, hold it in front of your city hall.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Join your local Indivisible chapter. Grassroots and organizing is easier than you think. We organized a protest with 4 people at 9pm and 35 showed up the next day at 10:30am. It's fun and you get to meet similar minded people. It's not scary and it will give you immense comfort.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
This regime is committing full blown treason
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Mike Levin @mikelevin.org · 17/02/2025
“The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands… may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.” James Madison, Federalist No. 47
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The Incredible Hulk - or, my struggles with alcoholism and destroying the planet By Pete Hegseth
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Bock Sam @bocksam.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
As we all near the end of the first month of the Fourth Reich, think about this today. Take the time you need for you. Catch your breath. Just remember to join back in when you can. 🩵💙🩵💙
The Hungover Pundit @hungover_the
A friend once shared what she called the Parable of the Choir: A choir can sing a beautiful note impossibly long because singers can individually drop out to breathe as necessary and the note goes on.
Social justice activism should be like that, she said.
That's stuck with me.
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Raccoon @randy-raccoon.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Do not give in to despair, do not give up. The most powerful thing you can do right now is talk to absolutely everyone you know. Convince them to start talking. We can still grassroots this shit. We have before. The strongest power they have right now is the apathy of the American people.
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