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“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created” -Steve Buscemi (Spy Kids 2)

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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Outdoor mirrors are my favorite thing in gardens.
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Bulk will be ending soon… 🥺 👉🏼👈🏼
Bulk will be ending soon… 
  🥺
👉🏼👈🏼
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Took a small team of engineers to get me into this thing.
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Feeling big today 💪🏽
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Took a nap & burned myself like a dumb bitch.
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Gains coming in 💪🏽
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance.

But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain.

He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again.

He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
🇲🇽 #jjmalibu
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Feeling strong & seeing the gains 💪🏽
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Pulled her out of retirement.
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Leg day was brutal.
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Chest day ✅
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Donkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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oprah winfrey is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
ALT: oprah winfrey is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
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Donkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The fact that Alzheimer's runs in my family means I'll get to experience this masterpiece all over again for the first time someday 😍
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Justin Bailey 👾 @the-rural-juror.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Hey there. We saw you from across the homosexual techno mosh pit and really dig your vibe. And your ass. @randonando.bsky.social
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
5, it’s a window seat, next to Tony/Ironman, a billionaire w his own flight suit, he wouldn’t even be on the flight. in front of me is Stephen Strange a rich DR with his own portal powers who also wouldn’t be on the flight. Bucky is prob on some watch list being barred from flights. 2 = loudest
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Taking notes 📝
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The way I looked at this & muttered to myself “That’s @kharlo.bsky.social CODED”
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Gays Of Bluesky @gaysof.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I needed this.
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Sleepy babies
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Tiddies are tiddy-ing.
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benj @verchub.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga
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a cartoon of a woman in a pink sweater talking to a man in a green jacket
ALT: a cartoon of a woman in a pink sweater talking to a man in a green jacket
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`Tek @thetekshow.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Pro Tip: Hit the prostate like it was here
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Fitnessgayz | Benz @fitnessgayz.com · 04/02/2025
me listening to abracadabra on repeat
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Timeline cleanse 😌
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I’ve recently become an Invisible Woman Lord. 💅 🫧 #marvelRivals
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
@the-rural-juror.bsky.social jumped on top of me & showed off his gains.
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Donkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I BELIEVE IN FINAL FANTASY IX SUPREMACY
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Me just 5 mins ago 😵‍💫
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
POV you’re a plate of 🌮
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This is the move today.
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🌚 @medhir.com · 19/01/2025
meme of Miley Cyrus with hands resting on a laptop with the following text overlayed: 

A weighted blanket is not enough I need to be compressed into a .zip file
@noughties_nostalgia
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
New dishwasher getting installed today after the old one died on me. It’s basically Christmas morning over here weeeeee.
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Hotel lighting is undefeated.
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Ready for the flight back home.
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
When the lighting hits 💪🤌🏽
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
That’s WHAT I wanna know.
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
💉Apretude shot day, hair still curling.
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Daniel Rolph Author @danielrolphauthor.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Buying books and reading books are 2 separate hobbies
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Curls going crazy today.
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Really makes you think 🤔
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Donkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The way I emphasize the b in bussy:
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Long Johns season is in full effect. 💪😘
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Big bed!
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Gym ✅
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Happy #FCF to all who observe. #gay #weens #uc
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Skeet a non-religious picture you think of as holy
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Playing Mindcop & it might be the most frustrating time base puzzle game I’ve ever played. I’m addicted.
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Nando @randonando.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
🙃
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