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@randomsecretary.bsky.social
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A woman’s place is in the resistance ✊ #CanadaIsNotForSale #ElbowsUp 🚫 Block MAGAs & Pornbots. 🚫DMs unless I know you. #NeverVoteConservative

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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Twitter is scared of women, female empowerment, and middle fingers, apparently.
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Let’s go #BlueJays! #LightsUpLetsGo #WantItAll
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Fresh pedi, crispy Coke Zero, and pool time!
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Happy Last Day of School #onted! We made it! This year left me the lovely parting gift of a cold, just as I embark on the wonderful world of unemployment until August 25th. Giddy up. Think I might watch Dazed & Confused tonight to celebrate! 😶‍🌫️
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
While getting my nails done tonight, i noticed a shelf of these. I had to hold back my laughter…who doesn’t want to stick their feet in a bath of gassy bubbles? 😂🫧
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I have seen enough to know I have seen too much… 🥴
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I stole 16’s sweatshirt 😉 🩷
Sweatshirt with Nirvana’s In Utero on the front
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I walked to vote, waited over 50 minutes to do so, & by the time I got out it was a torrential downpour. I RAN HOME (I do not run) through the thunder & lightning. After what I went through, NO EXCUSES for anyone not to vote! 🗳️ #CanadaStrong #CanadaElection2025 #NeverPoilievre
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
While getting a manicure, minding my business, whose ugly mug should show up on the TV? None other than Stephen fucking Harper in a gross ad for the Cons, followed by PeePee in another ad. How ‘bout we make the Cons a distant memory in 11 days? 🖕 #NeverVoteConservative
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Just kidding…this is blissful! Every moment full of wonder and joy. Yayyyyyyy! 🥴
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
It’s fun being a passenger in my car!
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
That #1923Finale was an emotional roller coaster, my gawd. 😭
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I heard that in 1996, Mark Carney didn’t rewind his VHS tape once before returning it to Blockbuster! For shame! 🙄 #NeverPoilievre #MarkCarneyForPM
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Lyle Collie (qallunaat)🇨🇦 🟠 @11xgrandpa.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Mark Carney "There are certain conditions for my discussion with Mr. Trump. Mr. Trump must recognize that Canada is a sovereign country. He has to say that. He has to accept that before we can have a discussion about a trade agreement." #ElbowsUp
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
16 wanted to get tix to see her fave band but they’re not coming to Canada; the closest show is Detroit. We’re both super sad, as we had so much fun at their last concert 2 yrs ago. This one’s in July, but I can’t see the US being any safer by then. #CanadaStrong
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
@michaelfromearth.bsky.social MICHAEL! It needs to be Friday beer and pretzel day!
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Not that this isn’t super impressive!
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
#TheNorthRemembers #ElbowsUp 🇨🇦
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Thankful?! FOR WHAT? 🖕 Respectful? TO WHOM? The people who have been threatening our sovereignty ON THE DAILY?! 🖕 This is such typical abusive partner language. Get fucked, Lutnick. #CanadaIsNotForSale #CanadaFirst #ElbowsUpCanada #FuckTrump
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Later today? By the weekend? At least by the end of the month, right?
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Just a reminder of our power 😉 🐝 #EatTheRich #FuckTrump #FuckFord #NeverVoteConservative
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
That’ll do it! 🤦‍♀️
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
It’s true 🥴
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Onterrible lives up to its name! #FuckDougFord
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Going to vote right after work! I will be voting strategically to help ensure the Cons lose! They do not deserve even one single seat! 🗳️ #FuckFord #VoteFordOut #NeverVoteConservative #AnyoneButConservative #FordMustGo
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
An excellent question for @maritstilesndp.bsky.social ! I bet she would cancel it.
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Game hasn’t even started yet, and I’m already worked up 🥴 #TeamCanada #4Nations 🇨🇦
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Valentines Day bake sale…the day after a snow day…chaos…noise…calling home for forgotten money…sugar….ice packs…more noise… 😵‍💫
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Bleep bloop - R2-D2 ✨ His legs even move!
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My turn. Are we responding to this piece of shit, or what are we doing? #DougFordIsCorrupt #DougFordFailedOntario
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Ahh yes…how times have changed!! Lightly brushed your arm against a piece of paper? Here’s an ice pack, and I’ll call home and let your parents know. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED, PEOPLE!!!!
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
🥴
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Punch it, Chewy! ✨ 16 says his head is weird, don’t @ me about it 😂
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Use the Force, Luke! ✨
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
And Han Solo, the scruffy looking nerf-herder is done! Hope he brings a smile to your face! Next up is Luke ✨
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope!” ✨ 16 is on a Star Wars kick right now, so I thought it would be fun to start following some crochet amigurumi tutorials of the characters. Princess Leia turned out so cute! Who should I make next, Han Solo or Luke Skywalker?”
Crocheted Princess Leia doll
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
My first of the season! #MiniEggs
A bag of mini eggs.
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
This grey January Monday finds me with a case of the morbs. Thanks Victorian slang!
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
#SundayScaries
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I know what it is! Do you? 🤭
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
On one hand, I’m glad Pierre said this. On the other hand, he’s a complete wank maggot, & I don’t trust him to not start huffing the orange turd’s farts if elected.
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Going offline for the rest of the night. The world is just too much 😔
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Brooke Fairplay Nasty Canadian🍁🌻🎗🏳‍🌈 @brookefairplay.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The BEST Prime Minister in Canadian history has resigned. F&*k you Russia, F&*k you Harper & the IDU, F&*k you MSM. One thing you cannot take away is Trudeau was a Progressive Leader who loved his country & made it BETTER!
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Pierre is not even an option. 👋
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Some of y’all need to start vetting your followers a little better, as you’re following porn bots.
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Complete and utter bullshit.
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Fact. 🤨
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I’m in denial!
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I've noticed a huge influx of Porn bots over the last few days. I suspect Musk is flooding Bluesky with crap accounts out of petty jealousy. Does anyone else think this could be the case?
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RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The porn bots are out of control over here.
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