RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Twitter is scared of women, female empowerment, and middle fingers, apparently. 2150
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Happy Last Day of School #onted! We made it! This year left me the lovely parting gift of a cold, just as I embark on the wonderful world of unemployment until August 25th. Giddy up. Think I might watch Dazed & Confused tonight to celebrate! 😶🌫️media.tenor.coma group of people are walking down a hallway with papers on the floor .ALT: a group of people are walking down a hallway with papers on the floor . 1150
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 14/06/2025While getting my nails done tonight, i noticed a shelf of these. I had to hold back my laughter…who doesn’t want to stick their feet in a bath of gassy bubbles? 😂🫧 260
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I have seen enough to know I have seen too much… 🥴 160
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I walked to vote, waited over 50 minutes to do so, & by the time I got out it was a torrential downpour. I RAN HOME (I do not run) through the thunder & lightning. After what I went through, NO EXCUSES for anyone not to vote! 🗳️ #CanadaStrong #CanadaElection2025 #NeverPoilievremedia.tenor.coma woman is peeking out of a door .ALT: a woman is peeking out of a door . 5282
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 17/04/2025While getting a manicure, minding my business, whose ugly mug should show up on the TV? None other than Stephen fucking Harper in a gross ad for the Cons, followed by PeePee in another ad. How ‘bout we make the Cons a distant memory in 11 days? 🖕 #NeverVoteConservativemedia.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with gray hairALT: a close up of a man 's face with gray hair 1130
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Just kidding…this is blissful! Every moment full of wonder and joy. Yayyyyyyy! 🥴 150
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 06/04/2025That #1923Finale was an emotional roller coaster, my gawd. 😭media.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with her hands on her faceALT: a close up of a woman 's face with her hands on her face 220
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I heard that in 1996, Mark Carney didn’t rewind his VHS tape once before returning it to Blockbuster! For shame! 🙄 #NeverPoilievre #MarkCarneyForPM 12557
Reposted by RS 🇨🇦 📎Lyle Collie (qallunaat)🇨🇦 🟠 @11xgrandpa.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Mark Carney "There are certain conditions for my discussion with Mr. Trump. Mr. Trump must recognize that Canada is a sovereign country. He has to say that. He has to accept that before we can have a discussion about a trade agreement." #ElbowsUp 1163
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 22/03/202516 wanted to get tix to see her fave band but they’re not coming to Canada; the closest show is Detroit. We’re both super sad, as we had so much fun at their last concert 2 yrs ago. This one’s in July, but I can’t see the US being any safer by then. #CanadaStrongmedia.tenor.coma person wearing a gas mask making a heart shape with their hands on a stageALT: a person wearing a gas mask making a heart shape with their hands on a stage 4140
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 19/03/2025@michaelfromearth.bsky.social MICHAEL! It needs to be Friday beer and pretzel day! 230
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Thankful?! FOR WHAT? 🖕 Respectful? TO WHOM? The people who have been threatening our sovereignty ON THE DAILY?! 🖕 This is such typical abusive partner language. Get fucked, Lutnick. #CanadaIsNotForSale #CanadaFirst #ElbowsUpCanada #FuckTrump 2614141
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Later today? By the weekend? At least by the end of the month, right? 3314
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Just a reminder of our power 😉 🐝 #EatTheRich #FuckTrump #FuckFord #NeverVoteConservative 38332
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Going to vote right after work! I will be voting strategically to help ensure the Cons lose! They do not deserve even one single seat! 🗳️ #FuckFord #VoteFordOut #NeverVoteConservative #AnyoneButConservative #FordMustGomedia.tenor.coma man in a maroon sweater is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and smiling .ALT: a man in a maroon sweater is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and smiling . 26912
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 23/02/2025An excellent question for @maritstilesndp.bsky.social ! I bet she would cancel it. 1235
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Game hasn’t even started yet, and I’m already worked up 🥴 #TeamCanada #4Nations 🇨🇦 4490
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Valentines Day bake sale…the day after a snow day…chaos…noise…calling home for forgotten money…sugar….ice packs…more noise… 😵💫media.tenor.coma close up of a cat 's face with its eyes looking at the cameraALT: a close up of a cat 's face with its eyes looking at the camera 2210
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 08/02/2025My turn. Are we responding to this piece of shit, or what are we doing? #DougFordIsCorrupt #DougFordFailedOntario 18205
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Ahh yes…how times have changed!! Lightly brushed your arm against a piece of paper? Here’s an ice pack, and I’ll call home and let your parents know. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED, PEOPLE!!!! 3231
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Punch it, Chewy! ✨ 16 says his head is weird, don’t @ me about it 😂 6291
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 27/01/2025And Han Solo, the scruffy looking nerf-herder is done! Hope he brings a smile to your face! Next up is Luke ✨ 10685
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope!” ✨ 16 is on a Star Wars kick right now, so I thought it would be fun to start following some crochet amigurumi tutorials of the characters. Princess Leia turned out so cute! Who should I make next, Han Solo or Luke Skywalker?” 6472
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 13/01/2025This grey January Monday finds me with a case of the morbs. Thanks Victorian slang! 2222
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 07/01/2025On one hand, I’m glad Pierre said this. On the other hand, he’s a complete wank maggot, & I don’t trust him to not start huffing the orange turd’s farts if elected. 4426
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Going offline for the rest of the night. The world is just too much 😔 6331
Reposted by RS 🇨🇦 📎Brooke Fairplay Nasty Canadian🍁🌻🎗🏳🌈 @brookefairplay.bsky.social · 06/01/2025The BEST Prime Minister in Canadian history has resigned. F&*k you Russia, F&*k you Harper & the IDU, F&*k you MSM. One thing you cannot take away is Trudeau was a Progressive Leader who loved his country & made it BETTER! 17798204
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Some of y’all need to start vetting your followers a little better, as you’re following porn bots.media.tenor.competer griffin stands in front of a block buttonALT: peter griffin stands in front of a block button 5260
Reposted by RS 🇨🇦 📎KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I've noticed a huge influx of Porn bots over the last few days. I suspect Musk is flooding Bluesky with crap accounts out of petty jealousy. Does anyone else think this could be the case? 312953206
RS 🇨🇦 📎 @randomsecretary.bsky.social · 03/01/2025The porn bots are out of control over here.media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man playing a game called whack a boxALT: a cartoon of a man playing a game called whack a box 5304