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Full-time freelance photographer in the Kansas City Metro area (or anywhere really), dog lover, devoted girl-dad & husband. Trying to be the best human I can be.

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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most of the world hopes for the former, not the latter
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of the most punchable faces in the Cheeto Jesus party. And there's stiff competition
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Beside his obituary? 🤞🤞
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
SUCH a dynamic speaker. NOT
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Love seeing that! (couldn't even pay them to be there, apparently)
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Star Trek: Patrick Stewart Says 'Make It So'
ALT: Star Trek: Patrick Stewart Says 'Make It So'
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sadly, we're already there
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cheeto Jesus doesn't even think once, let alone twice
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Unfortunately, I don't know that that's true. I think some at least truly believe what they're defending is the way the world should be. It's the more human among us that know what they're defending and ridiculing is horribly wrong.
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
DUH
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Awesome. And HELL YES! Women DO have the right to choose, and always should have!
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I just threw up A LOT in my mouth after watching this. I sincerely hope it's AI slop
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
That's EXACTLY the meme I was gonna post. Except Miller's much more evil
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And it was a fun game to photograph! And there are TONS of women that love sports, and this dude thinks it's awesome!
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
OUR misery
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Maybe that process will stop soon
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sadly, yes. I guess my original reply was more rhetorical. 😮‍💨
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Correct, unfortunately
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
HOW the hell was the Orange Imbecile ever elected to this countries highest office even once - let alone TWICE? It almost defies rational explanation.
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
No sympathy card from me. I do express sympathy for what that man has done to our judicial system over his far too-long "career"
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm sorry - who's post are you referring to?
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I think they're doing both!
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
AND projecting
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nope. 40 years ago *might* have been too soon. But probably not, considering the damage this turtle has done to our countries' formerly impartial judicial system
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
AMEN
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is beyond sickening. However, and fortunately from sources I've read, these passports were only by request, (by total idiots), were in a limited number of printings, and were not going to be reprinted after they were gone. Also only available to those who renewed their passports in the DC area.
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
my sentiments EXACTLY
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hope Springs Eternal
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
As they have done since Cheeto Jesus tripped down that escalator.
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I think he's truly just stupid, and doesn't even try to hide it any longer.
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Energetic Choir Performance
ALT: Energetic Choir Performance
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
So the old "I'm not a real doctor, Jim - I just play one on TV!" (paraphrased, of course) absolutely applies here.
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
So, is the "administration" planning on inviting the WHCA to hold their private event in this new taxpayer funded ballroom? They're really playing down the fact that the dinner was a private event that cheeto jesus decided to attend. NOT a White House government funtion
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The clown show continues
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Nazi POS
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I hope your theory is wrong about the additional 10 years per, but also that the bed you refer to is a cot in a prison cell
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Probably the most accurate guess
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Why the holy hell doesn't ANYONE stop this sh*t??
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Wouldn't you if you looked like that? Besides...he's gotta look purty for his god Cheeto Jesus
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
You mean BESIDES Cheeto Jesus's wannabe dictatorship??
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
We are definitely living in the upside down. Never in my life did I think I would agree with that clown.
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
That is AMAZING! I knew they were very intelligent, but seeing this is so cool! I think a lot of human females should take up this habit. 😄
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Nobody could've seen THAT coming. 🙄
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Exactly nothing. Exactly what's between Cheeto Jesus's ears.
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I haven't been this glad to see a TACO Tuesday in quite a while. #trumpsincompetent #trumpsincontinent #25thAmendmentNOW
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
If by "a home" you mean a wooden box 6 ft underground, then I 100% agree
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The Apollo astronauts DID see the far side, but not THIS exact side of the moon as those missions were at different time of the year and both the orbit and planet's position are different this time. From what I heard on NPR's coverage yesterday during the launch. It's still pretty friggin' cool!
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's a pretty big assumption that they actually get laid right now
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Being accused of, or better yet a convicted pedophile is a plus for consideration of government contracts
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Random Photo @randomphoto.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I have been a poll worker for many of our local elections for several years now. And the workers almost always try to identify first time voters and sort of announce it just like that. Nearly every time, the whole place applauds that voter. I think it's awesome!
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