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DNI if under 18. Random guy who formerly wrote porn. Itch io: randomguy664.itch.io

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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My plan for a long time was to commit suicide after they both died. (I joked it would be like the pic.) Lost my nerve of doing that after Dad passed. Mom is contemplating making me executor of the estate when she passes since my Brother has a infamously low frustration tolerance.
A screenshot of The Simpsons of a miniature coffee with a dead Mr. Burns doll with live Smithers doll in a compartment.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got a comm of a compactie a long time ago of the artist's character.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm gonna pretend the patreon money went to my account and not to my subscriptions. I said I wanted to just enough to buy a candy bar with my writing and here it is. Got enough for two! I have officially made money with my writing. Huzzah.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
GTP with a gif of your favorite Final Fantasy character
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Characters in any porn story I write. e-hentai.org/g/1386272/5c... (Cropped of it wasn't obvious.)
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you see this, post a knight. Art by @puptini.bsky.social
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Timeline did a thing?
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Any creative type's mortal enemy. That which strikes fear in their heart. Infinite potential, infinite possibilities, infinite chances of failure, infinite chances of miscommunication, infinite chances of success. Infinity is a scary concept to deal with. That's why 'nothing' is the scariest thing.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Whoa!? My first Patreon-exclusive story! Can get the 25 story collection on Patreon too. In this case, it's a story about a shapeshifting succubus who accidentally gets summoned by a cat's owner (because this is what cats do.) She's not very good at her job though... www.patreon.com/Randomguy664...
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's Ken's BFF's birthday, but she's the one that gives him a gift. She gives him her moth scales...which have mind-altering effects! Driven by lust, Ken takes his BFF into the bedroom, but there's a little more than expected... Read this and more for $1 on Patreon. www.patreon.com/Randomguy664...
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A peasant girl gets her long-secret wish after getting whisked away from her village. It's to have a lover that's just like her...a woman! But this woman comes with wings! She's a harpy with something else down there! Read Wings of Lily on Patreon for $1! www.patreon.com/Randomguy664...
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lesbian cat. Yuri neko.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The apostrophe on the left is what it looks like in Notepad, which is what I usually use to write. The right is in Jarte, which can open .rtf files AND export into .pdf files. Can't search for specifically the fancy apostrophe on the left OR the jumble on the right. Let alone replace.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Saw an old meme I made when I was searching for the collection of stories had on tumblr. 100% me.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Pride month. Old art by @puptini.bsky.social Making transfolk cry comes with a non-zero chance that a sukeban will rush at you with fire in her eyes and bash your skull in with a nailbat. She will find a bully if she hasn't already them yet. (I don't condone actual violence. But fuck transphobes.)
Tamako, a gyaru transgirl cries profusely in the background after someone bullied her. Her friend, a sukeban named Isako, charges forward at the unseen bully with a nailbat and fires of rage in her eyes.

Tamako is wearing a sky blue and plaid cardigan schoolgirl outfit, while Isako wears a black Japanese 'sailor' schoolgirl outfit.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Better than the other way. Also strong nun strong.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
May be able to get away without drawing the wings.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Dad has a photo screen sideshow doohickey in his bedroom. Pictures of the kids, my siblings, mom and dad. There's basically no pictures of me outside of groups photos. Again, not a photo person. This comm from Lemonfont is though, one of the best comms I've ever gotten. 20 bucks well-spent.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This too is yuri. Blonde will sometimes just plop down on the older cat, literally on top. This is actually the last gay I have seen them in a while. Blonde is always the little spoon though, even when the older cat is laying in front of the heater.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My cat (the tuxedo), who passed 6 years ago. It was funny that she was the only cat I couldn't find a nickname for. Just called her 'Cat' or 'My Little Meow Meow'. Died from fluid in her lungs...not unlike what Dad has now...
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Saw this copypasta and did my own. Not happy about the character names though. There was probably a time where I was the world's foremost English language authority on futa and male (maybe even including other languages), before there was competent tagging systems on doujin sites.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Nearly 100,000 views. Over 10,000 downloads. 183 followers. My shitty game may have reached and been appreciated by 0.0183% of the people that viewed it. May have more views than all my stories on all sites combined. May think about another kinetic novel someday. Money problem remains however.
Analytics for the FutaRoMa Plus Sanji game on itch.io. 99,253 views. 10,077 downloads. 15 ratings. 1157 collections (whatever that means.)
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This, but insert media of your choice. Also could be reverse confirmation bias.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
In this case it's a scene that leads to the good/best endings. Confides that a scandal in the school was her fault to her childhood friend. Eventually get married in ending (loses cock in the good end, with cock in the best.) Have the tankoubon this is in. Full of NTR, blackmail and other bad shit.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Typo on the second page, he asks if she wants to 'stick it inside someone. Manga is *FORBIDDEN* because the artist is incredibly opposed to piracy. Basically every ero-manga site has them on thier DNP list. Manga is a tie-in to the Discode-2 porn game. Artist did the designs. Later would be a AV.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Being a librarian lead to me being a 'pillar of the community' of the forum. The realization that 'pillar of the community' and shitty RL me were the same person was a revelation that got me led to 'graduating' therapy and going to college. A few other things like games and manga helped too.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
For fun, gonna dump *THE FORBIDDEN ERO-MANGA*. 100% legitimately, unironically changed my life. Found it, near perfect fit for my kinks. Wanted to find more, search for 'more like this' lead me being a librarian in a forum. (Like to think it helped popularize 'futa' and male content.)
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Dumb idea: The unnamed serpent man from my new OC ideas isn't furry adjacent, but just Snake Man from Mega Man 3. He got a job in the corporate world after his villainy career was ended by Mega Man stealing his power.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
89 (attatched) is my favorite. Diva's archive site if unfamiliar: divacreates.com/index.html
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Maybe too close to 'My Senpai is Annoying'. (Should watch.) Dynamic is different, less friendly. Maybe Ta-B is outwardly aggressive until told to stand down. Serpent silent glare instead. Birb outwardly angry while Kira is tough but fair.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Writing down OC thoughts. Thunder bird harpy (pictured), but she's very punk (contrast with teenage goth Rae). Wears a spiked collar, rambunctious, like a wild beast. She's really into petplay and other BDSM (primarily D/s), gotta tame her and she'll fight you the whole way, hell of a ride though.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I went through all the (low) effort to make a meme only to realize you can't post images in replies on the reddit. So a #fallout4 meme.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My interest in Rogue Trader has plummeted as Sister Argenta isn't romanceable. Although she is apparently a clueless ace, which might be amusing. It's a shame, she activated my almonds with her intro. I love a woman that scares the crap outta me. Will probably still play it someday though.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
From Hyakkano (apparently.)
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Who was the numbnuts who made oatmeal *chocolate chip* cookie mix? Where's my goddamn raisins. Leave chocolate chips in chocolate chip cookies. Let me have my oatmeal raisin goodness.
Betty Crocker Oatmeal Chocolate Chip cookie mix.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
MGQ's Granberia has a magical girl form!?!? Fuck, maybe I should play Paradox. I don't care for the design, but it's still cute that she's a magical girl. Original design also attached. Base Granberia best Granberia.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
There's an artist by the name of Puptini that has a setting that involves this. Get bitten or clawed by a monster, it becomes bonded to you and you can go 'berserker' and merge with it, becoming beastly. Know you're going more lycanthropy, but it's a cool take on it.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Unprompted, Lemon also put it in the first page of Harpy Heart (WIP). Really, really appreciate that little detail. (Well, the color of his van was sky blue instead of white, but it don't matter.)
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
For the first time in six years my dad's van, The Refmobile, moved. Onto its final destination, scrap for kids' charity. Fitting end for a van that allowed so many kids to enjoy a game of soccer. Now immortalized forever with a (12 year okd) comm from Lemonfont.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Got posters of Rae, Kira and Isako on my wall. Rae was by Lemon (don't have a picture on my computer though). The Isako one was based of off the OG Doom cover art. Want a Tamako poster, but haven't had a good idea. Best idea is WWII era pin-up that you'd see on a bomber like pictured.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Isako's also there for ryona (kinda). Despite the fact that she got Yamcha'd and does get fucked a lot, she actually wins a lot. More so as a sukeban than magical girl though.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Magical girl Isako once went to a pride parade in a magical girl Sherman tank. Where'd she get it? No one knows. Magical girl Isako's weaponry is a shotgun, a rose thorn bat, but otherwise based off of WWII era Allied weaponry like the OG Bazooka.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Have another succubus tentatively named Lucia. (Like Kira, she was named on the spot in impulse. Like Kira the name means 'light'. Fuck.) Still in the works, but she's a waitress. She's not as hopeless as Sharola, but still gets sexual harassment since she's a succubus. Hates it.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Tsuya is sukeban Isako's rival, who, like Tamako, is unaware of Isako being a magical girl. She's a cactus alarune. Still bouncing around the thought box, but the kink behind her is that her big ass cock is always that size, but doesn't get very hard even when fully erect.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The unnamed witch is still bouncing about in the thought box, but she's another of magical girl Isako's villians. Initially thought chastity, but rejected that. Now thinking along the lines of a beastmaster with that pearl leash to lead to monster fucking Isako. No pearl necklace sex jokes.
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Randomguy664 @randomguy664.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Ishtar is one of magical girl Isako's villians. Ishtar bewitches people by acting cutesy into attacking Isako, leading to her getting gangbanged. In reality, she's incredibly foul mouthed and mean. (She also has a tiny dog dick because fetish).
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