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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Good to see the poppadom trees are bearing fruit this year. I was worried the hot dry summer might have affected the harvest.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

That's Mandy from the Dick Emery Show! - 1970's British TV. Best known for the catchphrase "Ooh You Are Awful... But I Like You!"

A picture of the character Mandy from the 1970's British TV show The Dick Emery Show.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

That's the difference between artificial and real intelligence!

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I wonder how many data centres it would have needed for A.I. to try and come up with what you planned? I'm sure it would have failed for lack of data and, more importantly, imagination and cunning!

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Too right. It says Bradford on my birth certificate. I've only been back once since then and only to drive through, and that was 20+ years ago.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Which one will generate the most porky pies?

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The further ones almost look like subsidence - they are still 'parallel'? Of course that's a guess based on a low res photo.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I got the grades I deserved, just scraping into my first choice university and saving me from 3 years in Hull. 42 years have flown by so maybe things have improved there since then!

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

That's better than "See it. Say it. Sorted"

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The original Magnificent Seven, even though that name comes from the film. Literally 'bring out your dead'!

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

...and it's just because we are English that we're sticking up for our rights to be Burgundians.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Does this mean he will have to visit Clacton?

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Did he register it as having a value of 30p?

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Find today's Leefe Robinson or Reginald Warneford?

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

True. If he can read! No books in the kids bedroom also damning for different reasons.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I assume he can claim this journey as an expense, so might not even bother to claim unless it's automatic.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

It might change but I hope he's not triskaidekaphobic! If it gets delayed further he'll get a bit more of a free ride.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

It's 'Peace for our time' from someone who thinks he might not have much time.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

His head has shrunk to better fit his brain.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Maybe 'The Battle of Epping Forest' from 'Selling England by the Pound' by Genesis?

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The clue was the roundabout hiding behind the foliage.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

If you took the slow train then maybe it's Northampton? That could be cobblers though.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

The aqueduct in Elvas is amazing, but maybe you'll stay on the motorway and bypass it.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Times have changed. In 1989 I flew Delta from San Diego to LAX. Flight time was 25 minutes and they served everyone a packet of peanuts or pretzels and a canned soft drink.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Or "STUD ENTS", which has a number of possible meanings, many unsavoury!

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Could be useful for the rest of the world to help us identify undesirable visitors.

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I saw 'curlew' and then read the rest as 'David Gray and fellow avocets'!

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I'm not sure it's wise to have a status page under the same domain as the application?!

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Random Harbour @random-harbour.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

A pay-per-view fight between Roger the Kangaroo and 47 could have raised a lot of money. Unfortunately Roger has long since passed back to Dreamtime. At least Roger had a good reason to look that colour.