Sign in

Michael Ayres

@random-coder-1.bsky.social
353 followers 353 following 1.6K posts

In software; not a fan of genAI. Mostly promote first-party artists' work that makes me feel joy, lack of ethics by public officials, security stuff, and some ramblings about things that frustrate me. Not a big divulger of personal data on public sites.

PostsRepliesMedia
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Probably due to the hardware supply chain issues, they'll allow people to buy "cloud credit" and be able to play without a game pass (née Xbox live) subscription. That will allow xbox one owners to buy a series X/S game and play on their xbox one?
Heading: Cloud Gaming Without a Game Pass Subscription
Body:
Also beginning in November, players will have a new way to use XBOX cloud gaming without subscribing to Game Pass.

Players will be able to purchase cloud playtime hours through the XBOX Store and stream eligible games they own on supported devices. This will provide another option for people who want occasional access to cloud gaming or do not want a recurring Game Pass subscription.

Cloud gaming can also give XBOX One owners access to eligible games built for XBOX Series X|S without requiring an immediate hardware upgrade. This feature can be particularly useful in markets where consoles are less available or affordable. We’ll continue adding cloud support for more games throughout the year.
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At first, I thought Xbox can't afford cloud gaming anymore for their high end users, though the details on the site looks like they're allowing the lower tiers to be able to do cloud gaming, now. Still, limiting the ultimate tier shows that they're really hurting in operations and/or hardware costs
A message from Xbox via their platform-- though I have to say that the account name reading as "Xbox" and the message using "XBOX" is annoying to me...

Body:

Beginning in November, XBOX Game Pass subscriptions will move to a set number of cloud hours each month, based on your plan. For more information, including a breakdown of monthly cloud playtime, select below
100
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The bundle comes with Moho Pro 12, so after the credit it would be ~$225.
Various upgrade paths to Moho Pro 14, taken from their site https://moho.lostmarble.com/pages/buy#upgrade . The Humble bundle comes with a full key for Pro 12. The upgrade path for that reads:

"UPGRADE FOR ONLY $349.99 - Upgrade to Moho Pro 14 and Get the Latest Moho Pro Features!"
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@adobe.com illustrator must not be shortened to a/i. I'm reading the @humblebundle.com entry for @mohoanimation.bsky.social #MohoPro and the product art screams "no gen ai," but the humble description states it has "full AI and SVG compatibility." It took me a while to understand what they meant.
Image of the site text, which has "features full AI and SVG compatibility" highlighted by me.

Full Text:
Header: Elite animations for professionals and digital artists

Body:
Animate like a pro—MOHO Pro 12.5 offers powerful rigging tools or 2D projects, assistance on frame-by-frame animation, dynamic particles and physics effects, and so much more! Optimized for a variety of animation styles, this collection features full AI and SVG compatibility and improved drawing tools that transform your beautiful ideas into meaningful contributions to your projects. Don’t wait, Humble members who purchase this bundle receive a $125 credit towards an upgrade to MOHO Pro 14! Pay what you want for amazing creation tools, and help support Child’s Play Charity with your purchase!
100
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UI in general (cont.) Some filters are completely off. Most tuning filters work (e.g., from the main screen shown), but if I go into Drop C for guitar, it shows me songs defaulted to a Standard E tuning-- usually a chord chart that I don't want. Or on bass, "Drop A" takes me to "B Standard" (vid)
100
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bungie's post above, followed by another post on my feed: "Bungie Rehire The People You Laid Off"
020
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Did the #HBOIntern get a job at zillow? Look at all these emails. They can track my customer journey straight to unsubscribe if this was expected lol
8 emails from zillow in ~45 minutes. Looks like they iterated over a blog and sent me one email per post.
100
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is the "dignified" way
A giant, 16oz container of powdered Ranch seasoning & dip mix
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Spend $50 at Sam's Club to get free shipping and they still send it in separate boxes lol How much did it cost to ship $9 of tuna when it's almost 4 pounds
A ten-pack of starkist tuna, the only thing shipped in a tiny box. 

The shrinkwrap was sliced through, so it looks mangled, too.
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Why does #YouTube hate @bsky.app I clicked a channel's social link. What do they think this is, Twitter?!
Screenshot of a redirect browser page with a warning: 

Red text in header: "⚠️ Be careful! This site may be harmful."

Normal looking great text body;for some reason they choose to center it like the heading:

"The site you are trying to visit (bsky.app) may include malware, phishing attempts, or disturbing content."

With a big, blue "BACK TO SAFETY" button and tiny gray text for "GO TO SITE" (still all caps for some reason).
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
LoOk WhAt Ai CaN dO We'Re So EfFiCiEnT, nOw
Screenshot of part of an email, where the logo didn't load and the alt of the image says, "A black and blue text with white text"

Under that is a disclaimer (seems to be down when the image loads): "Description automatically generated"
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
From Veronica Mars, season 2 episode 22. Her dad asks, "are you all packed?" [for the trip to New York). She responds as if visiting in the future lol: "Vagabond shoes and all" (continued in images) (Stupid Netflix for not allowing screen captures.)
(Netflix allowed me to capture the captions, but not the stills) 

Veronica: And pepper spray,For if we run into that trump character.
100
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Lol, having to call out "public facing" vs "voices of" for milli vanilli performing at the fReEdOm FeSt 250 or whatever is hilarious. www.bbc.com/news/article...
From bbc article: 

"One half of Milli Vanilli's public-facing duo, Fab Morvan, said he will also perform as scheduled. The voices behind Milli Vanilli's music said in a statement on X that they will not be performing."
100
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
They made the @xbox.com app logo look like garbage
Xbox app icon is the Xbox "x sphere" logo on a black circular background, but the "x" is now filled with black instead of white
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
F*&$ no. There are going to be so many dead companies after this bubble; there isn't enough liability insurance to go around.
screenshot of a job description.

"Want to be part of a company that leverages AI to cloud verify someone's identity?"
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I don't think these people understand what "ai agents" do...
Excerpt from a job description, where the company has a heading for "Our 2026 Engineering operating principles" and includes a bullet point with:

"Efficiency — every tool at our disposal, from AI agents to scripts, to make work repeatable."

And I highlighted "ai agents" and "to make work repeatable", which is not a thing.
010
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Trying to use the "Focus" feature built into Windows 11? WTF does it need an update? #MicroSlop This stuff should just work without needing an update. At the very least, ask me if I want to update; if I say no, then it should still work...
Clicking "Focus" on the Win11 calendar popped up a window that says "Clock needs an update. We are getting the update ready for you..." with an egg timer and some fake progress animations.
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It's been a while, but this is kind of what I was thinking _could_ happen, if you get deep in inheritance. If you have a child class inherit a parent with no override, and the parent has the interface but the child does not, the default interface value is used. andrewlock.net/understandin...
pre-code title: OK, a quick puzzle., what does this program print?

C# Code:

using System;

// 👇 casting to IShape
IShape shape = new Square(); 
Console.WriteLine(shape.GetName()); // 👈 What does this print?

public interface IShape
{
    string GetName() => "IShape"; // Default implementation
}

public class Rectangle : IShape
{
}

public class Square : Rectangle
{
    public string GetName() => "Square"; // Specific implementation
}The fix in this scenario is to explicitly have the child class implement the IShape interface.

Code:
// Expicitly implement the interface 👇
public class Square : Rectangle, IShape
{
    public string GetName() => "Square"; // This now overrides the default implementation
}
100
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Let me save you some money and time #TrevorProject; this is not possible. Not sure who owns this handle: @trevorproject.bsky.social
A job responsibility got one of their open roles:

Identify opportunities to integrate non-biased, secure, and ethical LLM/GenAI technologies into the contact center.
001
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Look, I found one!
Bullet point from a job's responsibilities:

You're quick to spot inefficiencies in processes across your team and engineering and make actionable steps and recommendations to amend them.A bullet point from the same job description, but for qualifications: 

Experience with using AI tooling to assist with productivity in both coding and deployment
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
this is the worst modal i've ever seen in my life. #WebDesign #UX
Main popup modal is info about an open position (info is crossed out by me). For every section, there are vertical and horizontal scrollbars, including the background page itself which has 2. Each button ('x' to close, and 'apply' [not shown]) also has the two scrollbars...

There's also a cookie settings modal on top of the main modal.
120
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I can't tell if they want two different things here, or if they want enthusiasm for a/i. Either way, that's a no.
requirements on a job post: "AI proficiency & enthusiasm."

They come at the end of a list of other requirements, so either someone left out the oxford comma or left out the "and" before "AI Proficiency", only required for clarity.
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Breaking news: shoe company who couldn't turn a profit now pivoting to ai, where no profits have been made
All birds Inc. (NASDAQ:BIRD)

Allbirds saw a remarkable increase of 582.33%, closing at $16.99. The stick reached an intraday high of $24.31 and a low of $6.11, with a 52-week range between $24.31 and $2.15. In the after-hours trading, the stock fell 24.66% to $12.80.

The company's pivot from sneakers to AI, branded as "NewBird AI," has captivated investors. This transition involves selling its footwear assets for $39 million and investing in AI infrastructure with a $50 million financing facility.
010
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Truncation is always a mistake lol
Fidelity sent me an email. Gmail truncates it. 

Subject: "Navigating market volatility like an anal..."

LIKE A WHAT, FIDELITYFull subject after opening the email: 

"Navigating market volatility like an analyst".

So 3 chars of "..." Could have been "yst"... (I know there's a Unicode ellipsis, but it looks like 3 chars)
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The @microsoft.com careers page "create an account" doesn't do anything. I'd expect to be able to sign up without OAuth.
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
#KwikTrip your bananas suck. This looks like the butter left in the fridge after a year. The top half was fine, but the bottom was hard and gross looking. I miss the unified complaining we could do on actual Twitter and get an immediate response from customer support lol
Close up of a banana. There's a dark yellow ring around the circumference of the fruit. The rest looks normal, but it's extremely tough and rigid, almost like it was dehydrated a bit on the dark areas.
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
@itch.io must have some formatting in place or autocorrect when writing their legal agreements, because what should have been "(c)" or "(C)" in multiple places is showing as ©.
reference to DMCA law. Instead of "17 U.S.C. 512(c)(3)", it says "17 U.S.C. 512©(3)"lists a few CYA things they aren't responsible for, going through "(A)", "(B)", "©", and "(D)"
011
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Here's the pricing issue with #amazon #AmazonSlop Looks like it the lower priced Trauma CD in the package is from a 3rd party seller, and that advertised price does NOT include 3rd party shipping fees. I only found that out by adding the entire package to my cart. #FalseAdvertising
100
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Also my experience
User "Upside_of_Down" commented on an Aftermath article about the Buzzfeed switch to ai-generated content, and how the company's value has tanked so hard: 

"I like the theory floating around that stupid narcissistic CEOs are uniquely vulnerable to AI psychosis and sycophancy. It’s an effective theory when you realize those who are most primed to believe the AI hype are exactly those most primed to promote it and artificially push it on others."
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
If you use logic against these phonies, they can't defend themselves. They didn't know the material. When skills atrophy and an outage occurs, it's really apparent who knows what they're doing.
List, a Kenneth C. Griffin Distinguished Service Professor of Economics at the University of Chicago and chief economist at Walmart, said the key problem is that they didn't fully understand what they were presenting.

"The words sound right," he wrote. "But when someone pushes back just a little bit, the sand castle crumbles."
010
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The response ratio is amazing
Linked in reactions: 69 total; 62 are laughing, 4 likes, and 3 supports
030
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Is #amazon having another system outage of some kind? I've only ever seen this kind of issue when a prominent brand has minimum advertised pricing, and these are NOT prominent brands. Or perhaps my account got flagged from the stupid issue yesterday.
Screenshot of the Amazon app. Normally, the products have the price showing.

This shows: "To see product details, as this item to your car. You can always remove it later."

I've seen this on multiple products, now.
010
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
#PapaJohns out here lying about their rewards. Today, 15 points = $2. 1 point earned per dollar. Next week, 20 points = $2. They're trying to frame it as "earning rewards faster," but really you're earning fewer points and therefore fewer rewards.
Earn Papa Dough Quicker 

The current program gives members 1 point for every $1 spent on menu items. 

Starting March 9, 2026, every 10 points you earn will convert to $1 in Papa Dough.
100
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
this is a real email category still live in my #MicroSlop account settings. #skype has been dead for a while, now.
screenshot of my communication preferences in the microslop account:

"To stop receiving emails for the topics below, uncheck any topics you don’t want to receive, then select Save"

The first option, "Skype," is selected. The descriptions reads: "Inform me about new products, features and special offers"
100
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Racist job postings
Job Title: Full Stack Developer - with Microsoft Azure / Microservices

Primary Location: Remote 

Visa : ONLY US NATIVE  CITIZEN ( NO Indian )

Rate :  $45/hr W2
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
#MicroSlop @microsoft.com @github.com what's going on
github's error message on their website, which shows a somewhat angry unicorn.

"No server is currently available to service your request.

"Sorry about that. Please try refreshsing and contact us if the problem persists"
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
ftfy
a remade poster for the stupid mrs rump movie. she's sitting in epstein's lap
2405
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
@microsoft.com used to have newer, better codecs for video and images that you could install for free. Now, they falsely claim that it will not work on your computer, despite meeting all the requirements. Also, MS you suck for not allowing the highlighting of text in the MS store for copy & paste
screenshot of the MS store on Windows 11.

extension name I'm trying to install: HEVC Video Extensions from Device Manufacturer

It says "🛑 this app will not work on your device."

Requirements:

✅ dvc: PC, Mobile, Surface Hub, HoloLens
✅ ops: Windows 10 version 16299.0 or higher
✅ X86: x86, x64, Arm64
010
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Installing a stove and found a paper block on the terminals. I asked LG if I could remove it, but the answer seemed awfully ai-like. It also contradicted some of their sample install videos. What do you think? #LG #appliance #oven #electrical I will post excerpts from the chat
Picture stolen from Reddit. 

Terminal access block on a range, where the power cord is installed. There is a paper-ish insert that is installed under the block... I had to remove the block to fully remove the paper, so it didn't seem like packing materials. 

The LG manual says nothing about this, and their example youtube install videos leave it in while installing the power cord. But they don't explicitly state to leave it in.

Pic from https://www.reddit.com/r/AskElectricians/comments/1jz0gaw/electric_range_installation_do_i_leave_this/
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
If you sign your name to every post or text message that also has your name at the top (e.g., a handle or you're in the person's contact list), there's something wrong with you. Brought to you by the Redundant Dept of Redundancy & Repetition.
100
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
This is terrible UX. I have no idea what the second option is. I was prompted when my phone updated. I assume the second is "Opt Out" forever, but I thought I already tried that. Need an "opt out forever and never ask me to change my mind" option.
Screenshot of a modal dialog on my phone. 

Title: Opt Out Settings

"Change your preferences to suit your needs.

"Select options for app delivery:"

Options are ready buttons (exclusive selection):
- Continue getting apps
- Forever

Feels ominous, like they really want me to never be able to opt out of the service provider being able to install apps on my phone willy nilly.
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Someone claimed we're not heading toward an ai bubble, but this response is spot on when comparing it to the dotcom bubble. dotcom companies tried to sell something and failed. ai companies (at least main providers) have the money & user base to force ai into our lives, and count us as ai users.
reddit user Latter_Panic_1712 says:

"It's arguably worse right now, because those companies are big, so they can force their AI products down the consumer's throats. Who the hell asking for youtube AI live chat summary? Or X/Twitter AI image description?

"It's worse because with that non-consensual usage, they can report to their investors that the userbase keeps increasing, while no one is actually interested. It was different during the dotcom bubble consumers can refuse to use and buy .com products. So the bubble can pop sooner before it gets worse."

Right now, things will be record-breaking for a while, maintaining an illusion that AI industry is invincible, until it explodes when everyone realize that things aren't as good as it seems.
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
From Wikipedia: The “Snap, Crackle, Pop” slogan was in use as early as 1929, with “New! A cereal so crips it actually crackles in cream!”
Screen capture of the Wikipedia page: 

The “Snap, Crackle, Pop” slogan was in use as early as 1929, with “New! A cereal so crips it actually crackles in cream!”

"So crips" is highlighted by me, probably meant to be "so crisp"
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Vision + AI to get to FSD 😞 youtu.be/W-ubNvS0RGU
Still from the video linked. It shows a screenshot of a musk tweet from 2018 that says: 

"Long-term, the car will work poorly in custom, with radar just a plus, but maybe worth adding a radar heater anyway."

This video is a bit older, but the are lots of newer ones covering the same topic of Tesla removing LIDAR because of musk, even though his engineers want it.
100
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Did you use a/i to write your email subject? Did you?!
LEGO apologizes in a follow-up email: their previous mass email about how they're using ai contained the wrong subject line.

"The subject line of the original email was ‘Update on your order’ but should have said ‘Update to Our Privacy Policy’."
020
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Not you, too, #LEGO. Get off the a/i hype train.
Lego sent me an email:


"Dear Michael

"We've updated our Global Privacy policy to include the use of an internal AI tool for transcription of interactions with our customer support. Additionally, we have made a few clarifying updates to our CCPA addendum. Please click here to read the updated privacy policy."
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Bluesky moderation needs to toughen up. This is not intolerance. This is empathy (/s?) for how someone feels because that someone has never been held accountable.
Image of the quoted tweet to bypass the bots.

"Hiding the Epstein files is the hardest Rump has ever fought for anything in his life. It must be horrible."
000
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It has limited examples, fake examples, and some of the docs are for as-of-yet unreleased features. The latter makes for a terrible experience when trying to implement their tools and being gaslit that something exists when it does not. 🤬
Screenshot of grafana telling its ai how to cosplay as an "experienced software engineer and technical writer for Grafana Labs"

From https://github.com/grafana/alloy/blob/main/.docs/agent/role.md

Heading: Role

Act as an experienced software engineer and technical writer for Grafana Labs.

Write for software developers and engineers who understand general programming concepts.

Focus on practical implementation and clear problem-solving guidance.
050
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
we don't want it, #Postman no a/i
Screenshot of an email from Postman, the api tool:

"Beginning today, December 1, 2025, each team member on your plan will automatically receive monthly AI credits to power Agent Mode, helping teams build, test, and document APIs faster. These credits are included with your plan.

 

"Billing users should enable pay-as-you-go so team members can continue using Agent Mode without interruption, even after they have used their monthly credit allotment."
110
Michael Ayres @random-coder-1.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
#Qdoba has a deal, but the terms are weird In summary, "Purchase $45 in gift cards, get $10 digital bonus." Immediately after that, it says you will receive $10 bonus for each increment of $50 you purchase in gift cards...
Purchase a $45 gift card (online only) and receive a digital bonus of $10. After you order the qualifying gift card, you will receive an email with a $10 digital bonus for each gift card increment of $50 purchased, up to a total of fifteen $10 digital bonuses per transaction. Offer runs 11/26/25 at 12:01 am EST through 12/1/25 at 11:59 pm PST. While supplies last. Offer valid only at QDOBA.com. Digital bonus is valid for one-time use, applied only to one order. Any unused funds will be forfeited. To redeem the digital bonus in-restaurant, scan the barcode at the register. To redeem the digital bonus on an online delivery or pickup order, input the barcode number in the gift card payment field at checkout. Digital bonus is redeemable 1/1/26 through 2/28/26 at 11:59 pm PST on orders placed in-restaurant, on QDOBA.com, or the QDOBA app in the U.S. Digital bonus is valid at participating U.S. locations only and excludes license locations, such as airports and malls. No cash value. Digital bonus not valid on catering orders, gift card purchases or third-party delivery platforms. Additional digital bonus terms and conditions will apply. ‘QDOBA’ and ‘QDOBA Mexican Eats’ are registered trademarks of the QDOBA Restaurant Corporation. © 2025.
100