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randolph harrison

@randolphh.bsky.social
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Former Hill staff, lazy cyclist.

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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A couple of weeks!
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
about as good as he swings a bat
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very concerned
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How about “corrupt as fuck”. Can we call it that?
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
probably sent it to the wrong #, intentionally
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so, it's one he can steal?
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Speaking of weirdos
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stupid enough to hold a big hearing w a guy who’s going to remind everyone about Jan 6 on national television weeks before an election you’d think they would want to be about something other than the historically unpopular president of their own party.
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and for ignoring a heartland state where "real Americans" live!
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d vote for you!
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
exactly! don't grift in public, attempt a little discretion please!
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Blazing Saddles: The Sheriff's Iconic Line
Alt: Blazing Saddles: The Sheriff's Iconic Line
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's SI czar!
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is crazy. Everyone knows the correct proportions would be 14%, then 8, 28, 13, 7, 19 and 11. And only on alternate Tuesdays that do not fall on full moons. Never on full moons. Plus, the moon is in the 7th house. And Jupiter aligns w Mars.
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Are they sure this wasn’t ICE? “Officials said 20 to 25 people were seen wearing hoodies and ski masks. They ‘pulled up simultaneously’ near vehicles in an effort to create chaos, the department said.”
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also, smart in touch incumbents often see the writing on the wall early enough to get out instead of getting thrown out.
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes, and it also shouldn’t be particularly hard to fire Patel and many others like him for “in efficiency, neglect of duty and malfeasance.”
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That motherfucker!
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Except it’s not funny and the main character has no capacity for growth.
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And to cheat!
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good luck w that
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Damn, that’s a hunk of burnin’ love there. Mwaaah!
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And they did it with tears in their eyes!
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tuberville-level stupid.
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Don’t stop!!!
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fun fact: her grandpa was a Nazi!
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tens of millions.
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Vintage Politico to quote Lutnick as if he wasn’t lying. Which he almost certainly was.
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Huh, people refusing to follow laws requiring disclosure of documents. Where have I heard about that before?
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
and wrong
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
he doesn't go on woke media outlets
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Monty Python's Life of Brian: Caesar
Alt: Monty Python's Life of Brian: Caesar
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you can think it, you can do it…
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you’re going to quote the gov, please use quotation marks.
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
he's probably also lying
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
thoughts and prayers
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The only thing I would quibble w is the description of ICEs resources as limited.
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
or maybe it's too close to the 2028 election to confirm anyone. let the voters decide.
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the senate confirms or rejects appointments, to the judiciary if nothing else. trump would possibly get another seat or two on the supreme court to fill. that's not minimal.
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And was it ever 21% or whatever Scott said it was?
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who could have see it coming…?
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I hear it’s two weeks
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Speaking in his personal capacity, not as SecDef, about what he is doing at DoD.
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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McKenzie Brothers: Just Take Off!
Alt: McKenzie Brothers: Just Take Off!
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So they lie to the public, but not to you (in private). Cool!
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
<quickly writes checks to Abdul, MI Dem party>
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randolph harrison @randolphh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@thirdwaymattb.bsky.social
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