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randall1972

@randall1972.bsky.social
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My dad was a NASA scientist. I was a sportswriter and copy editor during my working years. Now that I'm retired, I've decided to study our planet. It's a fascinating place with a fascinating history. Our time here is short. Make the most of it.

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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need a national divorce.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The same thing we've been doing for the past 10 years.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yikes!!!
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This planet was doing just fine before we arrived. It will do just fine after we're gone. But yes, Musk going to Mars would be fine by me.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of course.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been trying to vote them out all that time. I'll try again in 18 days.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a vocabulary.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please do.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shocking!
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In 18 days, I'll cast my vote for Gina.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let's just call it a tie.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stupid is as stupid does.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whatever it takes.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It looked like Foghorn Leghorn was chewing his cud during the hearing. It must have been some good tobbacer.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Women need to stand together. Too many didn't stand with Kamala.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More than 77 million of us voted for this moron.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If only more white women had voted for Kamala ...
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If she played baseball, she would be a switch hitter.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He might be right about that. You know what they say in Russia? "Tough yousheshky."
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Which stooge is Pete Hegseth, Larry or Shemp? I prefer Shemp. He's not smart enough to be Mo.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They'll blame Biden or the Haitians, maybe the trans. Or hey, maybe it's James Talarico's fault. Yeah, let's try that.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Because they voted for Trump, the people of Michigan, Ohio and Wisconsin should be OK with this.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let's be honest, no one in the cult is going to split the atom.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm sure Kelly Loefler can knock it out of the park every time with her appearances. LOL!
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hope he avoided the stomach. Like shooting into the Los Angeles phone book.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Poor Donald. What a snowflake.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Probably a good thing.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
With one hand tied behind his back.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Improper lane change. Give that pilot a ticket.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He sure has. Plus, he bent the knee.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He was always an arrogant prick. Now he's an insufferable prick.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trey Gowdy is a weird-looking dude ... or maybe dudette.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trey Gowdy
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He reminds me of Dennis Miller in that way. People should quit watching his show and Democrats must stop accepting his invitations. Ignore him. He's no longer worth our time.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He always thought he was the big man for having people with opposing views on his show. Maybe that wasn't it after all. I always noticed conservatives made nice when they were on his show. Then they went back to being the miserable pricks and cunts that they are.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm surprised he has any fans left. I quit watching him years ago. Democratic politicians should also stop agreeing to be a guest on his show.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That's the voters' fault.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Not close enough.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I wonder if that guy puts on a wig and jacks Trump off at night?
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Much love to Ukraine. Keep pounding that Russian ass.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wildberries to Dingleberries.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sounds like Trump, except for the word duplicitous, which I probably just misspelled.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Let's start calling it Dingleberries.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Kiss your asses good-by ladies.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Even dildos refuse to fuck her.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I think our traveling days are over. But it would be cool to see the childhood homes of Geezer and Ozzy.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Jack the Ripper is long gone. You have nothing to fear. Have you ever been to Birmingham? It looks pretty bleak.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You didn't have to do that. I looked it up and thought it was funny. I've heard of Wolverhampton. I know they have a team. One of Jack the Ripper's victims was from Wolverhampton. Just a little worthless trivia.
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randall1972 @randall1972.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So was I. Geezer has mellowed in his old age. I'm a huge Black Sabbath fan. I've read his autobiography twice. Are you from Birmingham? My wife and I have been to London, Oxford, Cambridge and Winchester, but never to the Midlands.
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