Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 1hLet me know the dimensions and I'll make sure I'm worked up and ready when you need me. 110
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The phrase "Greek statue" has been used twice this week to describe me (and not be people trying to get in my pants either). Not mad about it. 5651
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Picked up another singlet in some colors I don't yet have. 2682
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Been having more consistent workouts lately which has been a good change. 4786
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I got a pink version too and woah are these comfy to wear for leg day! 3742
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Finally feeling well enough to get back to the gym after that stupid cold. 4938
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Today's underwear selection... Mostly because I need to do laundry lol 6945
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I definitely don't have enough leg to really make the quad shake thing happen... Yet 😏 1324419
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The undies under the pants and yes they are as comfy as they look. 5894
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Wasn't expecting things to fit quite like this. Not mad about it though. 131438
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Been really trying to focus more on feeling what im working out. Anyone wants to help me feel stuff, lemme know. 517611
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Did some back for this mornings workout. No red bull wings yet though. 1813
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Leg day complete. Groceries purchased. I deserve a nap! 21167
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026For the record, if a hottie security guy wants to pat me down, I'll 100% do this for him. 4999
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Did I go to the gym? Yes. Did I also go to shake shack after? Yes. So... Whatever that maths out to. 2813
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Did I get my leg workout in? Yes. Did I also pull a muscle? Yes. 1815
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Chest day and was asked to break out this jock. A boy does as he's told ☺️ 815310
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Leg day done. What else will I get up to tonight? Seeing if I stay awake past 8pm. 2854
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026No idea why there was an accidental butt clench here lol. 0621
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Waiting for the shower to warm up after a back workout. 0595
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Got a good leg day in this morning, but my AC is out so it's going to be a warm day. 3905
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Squeezed in a push day despite plans going wonky 21014
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Grabbed these, but won't be hanging onto them long. Have plans for them.. 😈 524727
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Only need Weird Al to change Rhiana's Disturbia to Dystopia and this Home Depot display would be complete. I do have to give snaps to the creative energy here, because skeletons are almost never a bad decision for a display. 0100
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026As the song generally goes.. pushed it real good. Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here. 414010
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Yes, I put a shirt on before going into the grocery store. 21185
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Not the best at it, but I can sorta do the thing. 3922
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My front door always gives the best lighting. Now if only a hottie were walking up to it to play.. 918720
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Leg day done. I don't want to shower for my errands, but I guess I should. 3943
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Got a chest workout in, so I get naps now right ? 3684
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Clearly didn't eat enough yesterday, so while I did get to leg day this morning it didn't feel as good of a lift as I'd have liked. But I went and that's important. 01192
Urz the Pup @ranchranch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I always try to wear cute undies when flying in case TSA wants to do a private screening. 2643
