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Ranakel

@ranakel.bsky.social
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fr/en he/him. I have been called funny once.

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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please! I'm already pro-union!
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's getting harder to find knowledge you haven't touched upon. Your wisdom is becoming a problem Jesse... ... That said, ever looked deeper into the fgc? Oh, or while we're talking competition, have you looked at the competitive civilization 6 scene?
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just when I think korean MMOs can't bring me back for a few hours...
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We can take "lots of fun equipment" one step further. You know the duskmourne mechanic where creatures tied then returned as enchantments? That, but equipments.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally. What they DID to Zhang He (positive).
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay, imagine a puppet show...
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Crazy of Brian David Gilbert to fetch Space Beleren to replace Jace
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But I need to take the trash out
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Very solid, maybe a bit fast, but sometimes the old man's in a hurry.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's not only disgusting weird creepy and invasive, it's also so useless for that kind of experience. Plumbers don't wear ties is RIGHT HERE.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's got the right papers for sure
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you for the heads up. I will let the thin wafered biscuit out of the packet a few hours in advance.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I bet the Dimir newspapers were shook when they had to report about something intense, like Niv Mizzet eating the ghosts of peaceful transition of power, instead of the board games convention at Karlov manor.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
EU inhabitant living near Strasbourg here. It's true! We're taking applications basically like Ed Sheeran's new opening act, but with 20% less genocide involved.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love them so much
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Vault is a better system than secret lairs.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What's the damage modifier of a door?
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think you're gonna need a satan cardboard box
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Finally, royalty we can support fully
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Looking forward to video games without hot takes attached? You're going to the gamer police station, bud.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
WAIT I NEVER REALIZED THAT ABOUT THE GAME'S NAME WTF
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah, I had the reaction of "this has an AI adjacent style" viscerally, but explored that feeling until I saw why I drew the parallel: that absolute desire to justify doing everything so that every single detail is maximalist is what AI does bad, here done better, but misguidedly by the team.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The only they could be more alike is if they were cardboard cutouts accompanied by lengthy monologues about the exact shade of blue the sky is.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It was fun planning for a trip starting in a month and a half and realizing "wait, if I can drag my friend to a game store, there'll be trek prerelease week-end there! That's like the full hobbit and fracture cycles past us!"
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hoping for a Serge v Snerge final
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When you think about it, as a tournament organizer, Cell is really the savior figure of the Cell games
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
From the dune one to this and beyond, I feel there's a tierlist for novelty popcorn buckets by fuckability just eagerly waiting to be made.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Waiting for the "You can perform a maneuver known as an aileron roll, which is rolling. Thus, all flight sims are kinda like dark souls" moment
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Please call me Patch Wolf. Super Eyepatch Wolf was my father's name"
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have similar quailms about fiction. Oh? What's that? The fate of the universe rests in the balance of this galaxy-spanning metaphysical conflict that carries a great message? Call me when we're back to the arc about what Jim will have for lunch now there's no carrots at the store for his meal!
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My tasteful yet coward friends won't even give proper thanks where you can see them
Three people on discord, whose names and images have been anonymized, saying "thank you asspiss"
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The amount of people going "Well there is THIS benefit you see" in these replies baffles me.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The lack of full artist roster means whatever exists is likely not more than a few concept. I like to believe Omenpath Gammas are from Theros. All of them are either heroes or villains, so perhaps they are beings stuck in an eternal struggle similar to Strixhaven's fields of strife.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The determination to keep playing an unsupported archetype year after year is the determination that needs to carry you through your efforts. The important times to carry on are the bad days over the good ones, just as what makes a true merfolk lover is the times of nothing, not the months it's good
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He's literally getting a team together for the job. He's playing GTA V IRL as prep for GTA VI. His level is unmatched
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah! If anything, it's the art of these cards not being derided, but inspiring people to think to themselves "Wait, I don't NEED the economic framework around these!"
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Somehow, I thought the top left mask was actually two Guile masks kissing.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Remember to safely disposse of potentially hazardous content inside
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just imagining an administration going "Hurricane Kathrina wasn't us fucking up, it was a venezuelan weather attack" makes me shudder
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bonus points if the genres are different. "What's that Daniel Mullins, now that you've done a cross genre multi PoV narrative meta game you're making a card game? I'm in!" "Why yes, I WILL play the voice-driven tactical squad shooter, Iridium studios, you made my favorite triple DDR RPG after all!"
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Say hi to the french guy that's been here for five years for me!
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
An unholy abomination of soap, rubber bands and rope, with Neon Genesis Evangelion's Gendo Ikari's glasses and hand edited on top of it.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Pastor's Plane Goodbye Performance
Alt: Pastor's Plane Goodbye Performance
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ah yes. A thicc article. An arthiccle if you will.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We love a reply compliant with fundamental improv rules
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Being retropilled is so last year it's almost retro itself
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
On it boss!
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Agree, if by élan, you don't mean the french word for momentum, but the french word for elk.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Which hits even harder given the AI-generated content by Asylum now.
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Ranakel @ranakel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
In more way than one
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