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Ray Jenkins

@ramond.bsky.social
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Distributed systems, databases, networking and infrastructure. Skateboarding, making music, reading and art. Building rotel.dev previously: Snowflake, Segment, Librato.

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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Anyone else who grew up in the 80s remember having paper napkins every night at dinner. What the heck was that all about? Every meal was like a cookout.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Gotta pick up my son at LAX in a few hours 😵‍💫
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
If you dig observability, ClickHouse, distributed tracing, and performance engineering peep this post from me, @mike.heffner.io, and the ClickHouse Eng team.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
It’s kind of crazy you can just rock a white t with anything but putting on white pants is almost insane.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Men will literally try to sell you an “enterprise grade, AI agent that doesn’t hallucinate” instead of going to therapy.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Bloodborne ass looking dog
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Going out to be old and bad at skateboarding.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Everyone in Paris seems so relaxed but I haven’t smelled weed in a week. How they do it? Oh right, free health care 🤦‍♀️
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Didn’t get to see le chat blanc today so had to settle for this.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Thought about jimmies rustling, today.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Never stop euromaxxing
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Mood.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Had a great time sharing rotel.dev at #OpenO11ySummit + #OTelDay with @mike.heffner.io. Blown away by how many people had already heard of it and tried it. “Yeah we tried it and it was 8x faster than our existing solution”. We thought today was our first official announcement 🤣.
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Rotel - High Performance, Resource Efficient OpenTelemetry Collector | Rotel
High-performance, Resource Efficient OpenTelemetry Collector.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
www.cnbc.com/2025/06/26/a...
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Computer load up Celery Man, please.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Dinner is ready
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
CEO explaining why he’s cutting engineering headcount after an agentic AI demo.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Work sucks, I know
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
How many years do you think until we see the first low cost “AI only” insurance plans replacing high-deductible health plans? Going to need to buy a lot of united healthcare stock just to cover your PPO.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
If you go to a fancy restaurant and they have fried chicken on the menu, you should probably order it. The head chef has likely seen some shit and now just wants to make people happy.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I’m there at least twice a week reviving, you’re welcome San Francisco. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/b...
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A San Francisco Plaza Was Down and Out. Then Skaters Moved In.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
All your young friends be
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
@cdi.bsky.social
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Programming Skills: PRIMARILY CURSOR AND WINDSURF BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF LLM WRAPPER TO BUILD ANY TYPE OF POTEMKIN VILLAGE.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Do not ask me if I am open to new scala roles
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
PRIMARILY CLOUD NATIVE BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF CPU TO EXECUTE ANY TYPE OF INSTRUCTION
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Oh hell yeah I can write Rust ‼️R eally U nhappy 😤 ✍️ S pecifying Life T imes 👴🏻
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
The most shocking thing about streaming music is every few months I have to click ➕on 3 to 4 new Guided By Voices albums.
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
What’s union square like these days?
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Me in the morning if I have more than one 7% IPA
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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