Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Anyone else who grew up in the 80s remember having paper napkins every night at dinner. What the heck was that all about? Every meal was like a cookout. 000
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 25/11/2025If you dig observability, ClickHouse, distributed tracing, and performance engineering peep this post from me, @mike.heffner.io, and the ClickHouse Eng team. 010
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 20/10/2025It’s kind of crazy you can just rock a white t with anything but putting on white pants is almost insane. 010
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Men will literally try to sell you an “enterprise grade, AI agent that doesn’t hallucinate” instead of going to therapy. 000
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Everyone in Paris seems so relaxed but I haven’t smelled weed in a week. How they do it? Oh right, free health care 🤦♀️ 110
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Didn’t get to see le chat blanc today so had to settle for this. 020
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Had a great time sharing rotel.dev at #OpenO11ySummit + #OTelDay with @mike.heffner.io. Blown away by how many people had already heard of it and tried it. “Yeah we tried it and it was 8x faster than our existing solution”. We thought today was our first official announcement 🤣.rotel.devRotel - High Performance, Resource Efficient OpenTelemetry Collector | RotelHigh-performance, Resource Efficient OpenTelemetry Collector. 031
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 07/06/2025CEO explaining why he’s cutting engineering headcount after an agentic AI demo. 000
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 03/06/2025How many years do you think until we see the first low cost “AI only” insurance plans replacing high-deductible health plans? Going to need to buy a lot of united healthcare stock just to cover your PPO. 000
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 01/06/2025If you go to a fancy restaurant and they have fried chicken on the menu, you should probably order it. The head chef has likely seen some shit and now just wants to make people happy. 010
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I’m there at least twice a week reviving, you’re welcome San Francisco. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/b...nytimes.comA San Francisco Plaza Was Down and Out. Then Skaters Moved In. 010
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Programming Skills: PRIMARILY CURSOR AND WINDSURF BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF LLM WRAPPER TO BUILD ANY TYPE OF POTEMKIN VILLAGE. 111
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 14/05/2025PRIMARILY CLOUD NATIVE BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF CPU TO EXECUTE ANY TYPE OF INSTRUCTION 000
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Oh hell yeah I can write Rust ‼️R eally U nhappy 😤 ✍️ S pecifying Life T imes 👴🏻 020
Ray Jenkins @ramond.bsky.social · 15/12/2024The most shocking thing about streaming music is every few months I have to click ➕on 3 to 4 new Guided By Voices albums. 010